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It's time for a cigarette.

 
WoodyMcWood
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It's time for a cigarette.
I quit smoking over a year ago.
I'm starting to think we will all be dead in 3 years.
I need a cigarette.
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Nobody would blame ya.
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Iamaka Anderson
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Re: It's time for a cigarette.
Go natural tobacco if you can, just beware of GMO Marlboro!

And 5+ to counter that one star bandit.

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04/22/2013 09:18 PM
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Re: It's time for a cigarette.
i smoke 100% all natural native cigarettes from Canada.

mmmmmm non-irradiated
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Re: It's time for a cigarette.
I quit 2 weeks ago... Food tastes so good, who knew it had such a profound flavor?? I smell every little scent in the air! I'm not repulsive to every nonsmoker.

I'll never go back, but i do miss it.
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Re: It's time for a cigarette.
Lol I know what you're saying OP...

GLP doom was just another excuse for me to continue smoking.

Like someone said, go natural tobbaco, it doesn't have a thousand chemicals.
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WoodyMcWood (OP)
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Re: It's time for a cigarette.
Nooooooooooooooo

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 Quoting: Astral Goat


Why not? I'm perfectly healthy and take natural vitamins daily and not overweight. If lung cancer and emphysema takes 20 years to develop then wtf did I quit? Seriously have you looked outside lately? We're in a world of poop

Nobody would blame ya.
 Quoting: iwinallday


That's what i was thinking. Too much doom lately and plenty more to come if you have read the me tel u thread.

Go natural tobacco if you can, just beware of GMO Marlboro!

And 5+ to counter that one star bandit.


 Quoting: Iamaka Anderson

When I was a teen I smoked Red 100's. I graduated to Camel Menthols and then to Camel non-filtered. Smoked those for about 5 years then quit January of last year.


I quit 2 weeks ago... Food tastes so good, who knew it had such a profound flavor?? I smell every little scent in the air! I'm not repulsive to every nonsmoker.

I'll never go back, but i do miss it.
 Quoting: Truthhappened

I remember experiencing that too. It is nice not having missing taste buds, but you gain weight because you will eat more. Oreos are the devil.

Lol I know what you're saying OP...

GLP doom was just another excuse for me to continue smoking.

Like someone said, go natural tobbaco, it doesn't have a thousand chemicals.
 Quoting: Ðisembodied~Mind


Yeah natural or not. Who cares? 3 years left? Those chemicals won't have time to kill me. lol.

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Re: It's time for a cigarette.
While cigarettes may be harmful to the individual user, they are beneficial to the community at large. They provide jobs from planting/harvesting to packaging to commercial sales. They can be taxed and in extreme cases can provide revenue to local municipalities in the form of fines for smoking in a prohibited area.

In the sense of government definition, the "state" is not every individual that comprises the state. The state is the majority of people in a given situation. The "state" is a fluid entity.

The most recent and dramatic example of smoking being a benefit to society is Watertown resident Dave Henneberry who had abided by the shelter in place advisory all day long and only went outside to have a cigarette after the curfew had been lifted when he discovered the suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev hiding in his boat.

So, to all smokers, I say puff away. Help America keep the tobacco industry workers employed. Continue to be a hero on that thin golden-brown line even though you may sacrifice your lungs or your life for the betterment of the rest of us.

You are our heroes.

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Ðisembodied~Mind

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While cigarettes may be harmful to the individual user, they are beneficial to the community at large. They provide jobs from planting/harvesting to packaging to commercial sales. They can be taxed and in extreme cases can provide revenue to local municipalities in the form of fines for smoking in a prohibited area.

In the sense of government definition, the "state" is not every individual that comprises the state. The state is the majority of people in a given situation. The "state" is a fluid entity.

The most recent and dramatic example of smoking being a benefit to society is Watertown resident Dave Henneberry who had abided by the shelter in place advisory all day long and only went outside to have a cigarette after the curfew had been lifted when he discovered the suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev hiding in his boat.

So, to all smokers, I say puff away. Help America keep the tobacco industry workers employed. Continue to be a hero on that thin golden-brown line even though you may sacrifice your lungs or your life for the betterment of the rest of us.

You are our heroes.

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 Quoting: The Clowns 30400765


Nicotine undoes fluoride too, the responsible for calcifying the pineal gland.

I can't link prove for that, but if you are interested the internet is your friend.
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04/22/2013 10:13 PM

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Go natural tobacco if you can, just beware of GMO Marlboro!

And 5+ to counter that one star bandit.

 Quoting: Iamaka Anderson

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. She stands there with the bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
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04/22/2013 10:17 PM
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Re: It's time for a cigarette.
Don't do it, your assumption is wrong. Very few of us will be dead in 3-4 years, and I can prove it.

On top of that, you don't want to give any of your hard earned to those fucking swine tobacco corps.

Only a year? You're still fighting the addiction, don't cave, bro.
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04/22/2013 10:19 PM
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Re: It's time for a cigarette.
Just if it wasn't for smokers the Boston Bomber would never have been caught.


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04/22/2013 10:21 PM
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Re: It's time for a cigarette.
Don't do it.
Try an e-cigarette if you find you must give in to temptation.
Don't light up after all this time.
Besides the end might not e as close as you think ;)
WoodyMcWood (OP)
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04/22/2013 10:21 PM

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Re: It's time for a cigarette.
While cigarettes may be harmful to the individual user, they are beneficial to the community at large. They provide jobs from planting/harvesting to packaging to commercial sales. They can be taxed and in extreme cases can provide revenue to local municipalities in the form of fines for smoking in a prohibited area.

In the sense of government definition, the "state" is not every individual that comprises the state. The state is the majority of people in a given situation. The "state" is a fluid entity.

The most recent and dramatic example of smoking being a benefit to society is Watertown resident Dave Henneberry who had abided by the shelter in place advisory all day long and only went outside to have a cigarette after the curfew had been lifted when he discovered the suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev hiding in his boat.

So, to all smokers, I say puff away. Help America keep the tobacco industry workers employed. Continue to be a hero on that thin golden-brown line even though you may sacrifice your lungs or your life for the betterment of the rest of us.

You are our heroes.

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 Quoting: The Clowns 30400765


Nicotine undoes fluoride too, the responsible for calcifying the pineal gland.

I can't link prove for that, but if you are interested the internet is your friend.
 Quoting: Ðisembodied~Mind


Never heard that. I know that nicotine can reduce the risk of parkinson's disease.
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I been smoking for over 35 years, lungs are still clear , go figure 1dunno1

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WoodyMcWood (OP)
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Re: It's time for a cigarette.
While cigarettes may be harmful to the individual user, they are beneficial to the community at large. They provide jobs from planting/harvesting to packaging to commercial sales. They can be taxed and in extreme cases can provide revenue to local municipalities in the form of fines for smoking in a prohibited area.

In the sense of government definition, the "state" is not every individual that comprises the state. The state is the majority of people in a given situation. The "state" is a fluid entity.

The most recent and dramatic example of smoking being a benefit to society is Watertown resident Dave Henneberry who had abided by the shelter in place advisory all day long and only went outside to have a cigarette after the curfew had been lifted when he discovered the suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev hiding in his boat.

So, to all smokers, I say puff away. Help America keep the tobacco industry workers employed. Continue to be a hero on that thin golden-brown line even though you may sacrifice your lungs or your life for the betterment of the rest of us.

You are our heroes.

[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: The Clowns 30400765


Nicotine undoes fluoride too, the responsible for calcifying the pineal gland.

I can't link prove for that, but if you are interested the internet is your friend.
 Quoting: Ðisembodied~Mind


Never heard that. I know that nicotine can reduce the risk of parkinson's disease.
 Quoting: WoodyMcWood


wow.
Thread: The Nicotine and Fluoride link
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WoodyMcWood (OP)
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I been smoking for over 35 years, lungs still are clear , go figure 1dunno1
 Quoting: JUST HERE


^this
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I been smoking for over 35 years, lungs still are clear , go figure 1dunno1
 Quoting: JUST HERE


^this
 Quoting: WoodyMcWood


^THIS
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Re: It's time for a cigarette.
Not to get all biblical or anything but i am a very spiritual person and i had prayed about smoking a lot because preachers look at you with evil eyes if they see you smoking.

Now that I know about the anti-flouride effects of it i don't think I have a problem with smoking anymore.

God wants our minds to be pure...how can we do that if they are full of flouride?
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Re: It's time for a cigarette.
I quit almost 5 months ago now.
I've used nicotine in one form or another since I was 16.
Smoked about a pac of Parliaments every goddamned day.
I do miss it, but I am still hacking on occasion,
For those of you who think you are hopelessly addicted, you're not.
Get a can of copenhagen long cut wintergreen, keep lose dips in for about 10-15 mins til the craving to smoke subsides.
You can quit.
I am about to be in the medical profession, and I didn't want to be a hypocrite.

Write "Advantages to Being a Smoker" on a piece of paper and hang it one the wall.

Post back here if you come up with one.

PEace...and good health to all.
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04/22/2013 10:31 PM
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Re: It's time for a cigarette.
Try to hang in there. Youve come too far to start again now.

But then i havent quit yet so...
WoodyMcWood (OP)
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04/22/2013 10:36 PM

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Try to hang in there. Youve come too far to start again now.

But then i havent quit yet so...
 Quoting: Sweet, I did it!


lol I can always quit again.
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Go natural tobacco if you can, just beware of GMO Marlboro!

And 5+ to counter that one star bandit.

 Quoting: Iamaka Anderson

 Quoting: AtsuiPanda
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Re: It's time for a cigarette.
Go natural tobacco if you can, just beware of GMO Marlboro!

And 5+ to counter that one star bandit.

 Quoting: Iamaka Anderson

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 Quoting: Azeratel Axo


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Re: It's time for a cigarette.
Go natural tobacco if you can, just beware of GMO Marlboro!

And 5+ to counter that one star bandit.
 Quoting: Iamaka Anderson

When I was a teen I smoked Red 100's. I graduated to Camel Menthols and then to Camel non-filtered. Smoked those for about 5 years then quit January of last year.
 Quoting: WoodyMcWood


When switching between each CorpUSA brand, and now that you've quit.. Ever notice any abnormal mind/body/soul altering effects on a 24/7 basis?
Mind control stix! tounge
All it costs is a pack a day.
Marlboro 100s are intended to subdue and exhaust.

Even if we DIE in the next 3 years, is it reasonable to start smoking again, especially with your 1.5year accomplishment thus far?

Fear the future as they will, tomorrow is unwritten.
Start smoking today, and tomorrow they always regret it.

We know anxiety can lead us BACK to smoking, but endurance is the key.
Smoking will kill endurance and cause an entirely NEW anxiety to return, addiction.


Live the last of your days on Earth with a keen sense of taste and smell with chemical smoke out of your EYES.

Smell the flowers taste the wine and chill out to watch some DOOM!

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Fact, you smell better if you don't smoke.
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Fact, you smell better if you don't smoke.
 Quoting: WindyMind


Fact, smoking makes me cool.

ohyeah

lmao
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Re: It's time for a cigarette.
I quit smoking over a year ago.
I'm starting to think we will all be dead in 3 years.
I need a cigarette.
 Quoting: WoodyMcWood


Yea my buddy was a Lucky man some thirty years now he sits at home tied to a bottle watching his wife live life and he just looks on. Go for it we won't miss you.
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Re: It's time for a cigarette.
I smoked to much today, I think I am going to be sick.

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