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I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…

 
M1.618

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I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…
His little bones perfectly crunchy... How would you prepare him...
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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…
Lets share some recipes...
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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…
So OP what you're alluding to is... you hope aliens are delicious?
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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…
There is an alien laughing somewhere. In his little alien voice he's saying... It's funny because THEY taste like bacon. Larplarplarp
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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…
HEARD IT'S PRETTY GOOD!


xmit

bacon bra
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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…
Chili Lime dry rub aww yeah.
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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…
Peking Alien Recipe

1 little alien
2 tablespoons maltose or 2 tablespoons honey
2 tablespoons dry sherry
1 tablespoon white vinegar
3 tablespoons cornstarch
10 scallions
1/2 cup hoisin sauce
2 teaspoons sesame oil
Chinese pancakes
Directions:

1
Cut up little alien remove excess fat and skin, rinse and dry well.
2
Insert chopstick thru neck opening and force along the bone under the skin until it protrudes slightly at the second joint.
3
Push other end along other bone so that you end up with an alien that has its arms straight out like a crucifix.
4
Tie a string on to the middle so you can hold the alien and hang it up.
5
Bring 6 cups of water to boil in a wok.
6
Add maltose or honey and stir to dissolve.
7
Add sherry and vinegar.
8
Make a slurry out of the cornstarch and add to wok.
9
When liquid returns to a boil, dip the duck into liquid and spoon liquid over duck.
10
Repeat until alien is thoroughly moistened.
11
Repeat dunking once more.
12
Hang alien by string in a cool airy place with a bowl underneath to catch drips.
13
Leave for 4-6 hours until skin is dry and taught.
14
Put roasting pan on lower oven rack and fill with 2-3 inches of water.
15
Oil rack above pan.
16
Preheat oven to 350.
17
Remove chopstick and string.
18
Put alien on oiled rack in center of oven breast side up.
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Cook 30 minutes.
20
Turn alien breast down for 45 minutes.
21
Turn breast up for 30 minutes or until skin is dark brown.
22
While alien is cooking make scallion brushes.
23
Trim roots,cut off most of green part, leaving a 3 inch piece.
24
Make several 1 inch lengthwise slits in each end of scallion, put in ice water for 20 minutes, drain and refrigerate.
25
Carve alien and separate meat and skin.
26
Mix hoisin with sesame oil and 1 tbl water.
27
To serve: use scallion brushes to wipe hoisin mixture on to pancakes, add alien skin and meat and scallion, fold one end over and roll up

Recipe continued with duck substituted for little alien meat found at link
[link to www.food.com]

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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…
HEARD IT'S PRETTY GOOD!


xmit

:bacon bra:
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Hungry and horny...hmmm weird mix of emotions... I'll call it hungorny!
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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…
So OP what you're alluding to is... you hope aliens are delicious?
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They are

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Like chicken? The Reptilians must like pork coz they keep eating us all the time. :<
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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…
His little bones perfectly crunchy... How would you prepare him...
 Quoting: M1.618


Ranch dressing and honey-mustard!
banana
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probably thumb lickin good...
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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…
Southern fried...
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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…
His little bones perfectly crunchy... How would you prepare him...
 Quoting: M1.618


Wow that is quite an angle you took on this one. I am mildly disturbed and very humored. Thanks!!

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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…
If you even thought about cooking his little gray ass he would vaporize your mind in an instant without even touching yoU!
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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38706330


How would the kitten enjoy the little alien, raw...
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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…
They are delicious going down, but ewwww do they burn on the way out!
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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…
If you even thought about cooking his little gray ass he would vaporize your mind in an instant without even touching yoU!
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Not if I set a little trap for him...
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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…
His butt flesh tho' dribble
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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…
His butt flesh tho' dribble
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hornywolfalien03 Are you staring at my fleshy gray butt? ARE YOU?!!!!

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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…

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How would the kitten enjoy the little alien, raw...
 Quoting: M1.618


Kitty is the alien.
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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…
Roasted would he pair better with a nice riesling or good bourdeaux?
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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…

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How would the kitten enjoy the little alien, raw...
 Quoting: M1.618


Kitty is the alien.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38706330


from the movie... cats do not taste very good so I hear...
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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…
There is an alien laughing somewhere. In his little alien voice he's saying... It's funny because THEY taste like bacon. Larplarplarp
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Long pig, yo.
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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…
Does anyone know where to get a fresh one?
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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…
Does anyone know where to get a fresh one?
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I am wonderfully… obsessing…)

Perhaps there is something one can do to attract them...
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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…
They are delivered fresh daily on ice to a place in Nevada

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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…
They are delivered fresh daily on ice to a place in Nevada

I forget the name
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figure out how to remember...
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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…
Six Degrees of Sirius Bacon!!!!!!

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Re: I wonder if the little alien on Sirius tastes like bacon…
Alien flakes with bonito...?

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Alien flakes with bonito...?

At the birth of spring
When life bolssoms and winds blow
with sake box +
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If you eat of him you'll probably turn into a gray.
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