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Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?

 
I'm like, WTF?

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Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
With a gaping throat wound which would also would most likely include a damaged cervical (the bullet TORE threw his neck), BUT THEN, somehow (miraculously) climbed out of a boat?

wtfwtfwtf

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'He was very slow and lethargic in every move that he made and they could see that there was no device on his chest. They kept creeping closer to him and then they felt it safe enough to pull him away from the boat.'

Authorities initially said they couldn't question the terror suspect because of his severe throat wound.

Tsarnaev is believed to have shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger in a failed suicide attempt as SWAT officers and federal agents closed in on his backyard hiding place. However, instead of killing him, the bullet simply tore through his neck

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Re: Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
the famous famous

head wound
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04/23/2013 12:56 PM
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Re: Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
where's the blood?
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Re: Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
well - there is a pic with blood on the wheel cover where he got out of the boat - which means, he MIGHT of been shot after he came out of the boat.

I am NOT understanding how in the hell he survived a wound like that, more a less CLIMB out of a boat.

wtf
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Re: Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
No, listen, if the bullet even touched his cervical spinal cord, he would have been paralyzed and unable to get vertical, let alone climb out of the boat. He simply didn't get the gun straightened out in his mouth before he pulled the trigger, and the bullet came out the back left side of his neck instead. Because of this information, I'm certain he was right handed, thus the bullet going somewhat from his right to his left out the back of the side of his neck. Much "non-life" ending damage can be done to one's face/head/etc if a person doesn't aim the bullet to the right targeted structure, such as the spinal column or low to mid brain.
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Re: Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
No, listen, if the bullet even touched his cervical spinal cord, he would have been paralyzed and unable to get vertical, let alone climb out of the boat. He simply didn't get the gun straightened out in his mouth before he pulled the trigger, and the bullet came out the back left side of his neck instead. Because of this information, I'm certain he was right handed, thus the bullet going somewhat from his right to his left out the back of the side of his neck. Much "non-life" ending damage can be done to one's face/head/etc if a person doesn't aim the bullet to the right targeted structure, such as the spinal column or low to mid brain.
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Sounds plausible - but highly unlikely. I have NEVER heard of anybody being able to CLIMB out of a boat after putting a gun in the mouth and pulling the trigger. This is POINT BLANK range - HOW in the hell would it NOT touch the spinal cord?

So - once again . . .wtf
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Re: Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
I've seen people with crazy head, chest, and neck wounds walking around.

It's bizarre, but not all that rare.

(I was a medic in a combat rescue/QRF fire team)
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04/23/2013 01:24 PM
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Re: Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
No, listen, if the bullet even touched his cervical spinal cord, he would have been paralyzed and unable to get vertical, let alone climb out of the boat. He simply didn't get the gun straightened out in his mouth before he pulled the trigger, and the bullet came out the back left side of his neck instead. Because of this information, I'm certain he was right handed, thus the bullet going somewhat from his right to his left out the back of the side of his neck. Much "non-life" ending damage can be done to one's face/head/etc if a person doesn't aim the bullet to the right targeted structure, such as the spinal column or low to mid brain.
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Sounds plausible - but highly unlikely. I have NEVER heard of anybody being able to CLIMB out of a boat after putting a gun in the mouth and pulling the trigger. This is POINT BLANK range - HOW in the hell would it NOT touch the spinal cord?

So - once again . . .wtf
 Quoting: I'm like, WTF?


Jeez, would you conceptualize something in your head for once. The neck is a big thing with a small spinal cord running through it. It's a small bullet, trying to hit a small target, one degree to either side could be the difference in hitting it.
Fuck Yea!
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Re: Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
No, listen, if the bullet even touched his cervical spinal cord, he would have been paralyzed and unable to get vertical, let alone climb out of the boat. He simply didn't get the gun straightened out in his mouth before he pulled the trigger, and the bullet came out the back left side of his neck instead. Because of this information, I'm certain he was right handed, thus the bullet going somewhat from his right to his left out the back of the side of his neck. Much "non-life" ending damage can be done to one's face/head/etc if a person doesn't aim the bullet to the right targeted structure, such as the spinal column or low to mid brain.
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I'm also a medical person. I've heard of people who've tried to kill themselves with a rifle, but only shot off some part of the front of their face. This was because they had to really raise their chin to get the rifle barrel under it while reaching to pull the trigger, and as a consequence the bullet went to the front part of their head, not their brain. Also, the "midbrain" is where all the basic life functions are controlled, like heartbeat, breathing, etc. Sometimes people do get a bullet to the front part of their brain, but the residual actions of the lower "midbrain" keep them alive, sometimes as a vegetable, and sometimes with injuries similiar to a stroke (think Gabby Giffords).
So, it IS very important where you aim when trying to kill yourself with a gun. It's somewhat easy to miss the structures that are vital for life itself.
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04/23/2013 01:49 PM
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Re: Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
Didn't the owner say he lifted the tarp and looked into the boat and saw a pool of blood? Well where is it?
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Re: Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
With a gaping throat wound which would also would most likely include a damaged cervical (the bullet TORE threw his neck), BUT THEN, somehow (miraculously) climbed out of a boat?

wtfwtfwtf

***************************

'He was very slow and lethargic in every move that he made and they could see that there was no device on his chest. They kept creeping closer to him and then they felt it safe enough to pull him away from the boat.'

Authorities initially said they couldn't question the terror suspect because of his severe throat wound.

Tsarnaev is believed to have shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger in a failed suicide attempt as SWAT officers and federal agents closed in on his backyard hiding place. However, instead of killing him, the bullet simply tore through his neck

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
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putin

Another faketard. Please get help.
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Re: Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
It's not unheard of.. very rare tho.
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Re: Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
I've seen people with crazy head, chest, and neck wounds walking around.

It's bizarre, but not all that rare.

(I was a medic in a combat rescue/QRF fire team)
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ain't that from the adrenalin rush that happens when in combat
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Re: Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
well - there is a pic with blood on the wheel cover where he got out of the boat - which means, he MIGHT of been shot after he came out of the boat.

I am NOT understanding how in the hell he survived a wound like that, more a less CLIMB out of a boat.

wtf
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No, you can clearly see invisible blood all over the inside of the boat. Disregard the over 30 rounds that were put into the side of the boat. He clearly shot himself in the throat.

I also heard that while he was in the boat that he made a backpack out of puppy skin to carry his bombs.
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Re: Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
Yet this morning he was able to speak and tell authorities he and his brother acted alone and there were no others involved in the plot....
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Re: Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
COMPLETE DISINFORMATION!

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Re: Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
The picture of him climbing out of the boat does not show any blood around the neck area.
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Re: Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
The picture of him climbing out of the boat does not show any blood around the neck area.
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That's because at that point he hadn't been shot.
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Re: Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
They knifed him obviously.
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Re: Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
The picture of him climbing out of the boat does not show any blood around the neck area.
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That's because at that point he hadn't been shot.
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As soon as he reached for a weapon, he would have been in pieces from 100 police rounds. How in the hell would he have been able to pull out his gun, put it in his mouth, and fire, without being shot by the police first?
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Re: Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
The picture of him climbing out of the boat does not show any blood around the neck area.
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That's because at that point he hadn't been shot.
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That's what I think - it makes sense that the cops shot him coming out of the boat.
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Re: Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
well - there is a pic with blood on the wheel cover where he got out of the boat - which means, he MIGHT of been shot after he came out of the boat.

I am NOT understanding how in the hell he survived a wound like that, more a less CLIMB out of a boat.

wtf
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No, you can clearly see invisible blood all over the inside of the boat. Disregard the over 30 rounds that were put into the side of the boat. He clearly shot himself in the throat.

I also heard that while he was in the boat that he made a backpack out of puppy skin to carry his bombs.
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LOL
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Re: Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
No, listen, if the bullet even touched his cervical spinal cord, he would have been paralyzed and unable to get vertical, let alone climb out of the boat. He simply didn't get the gun straightened out in his mouth before he pulled the trigger, and the bullet came out the back left side of his neck instead. Because of this information, I'm certain he was right handed, thus the bullet going somewhat from his right to his left out the back of the side of his neck. Much "non-life" ending damage can be done to one's face/head/etc if a person doesn't aim the bullet to the right targeted structure, such as the spinal column or low to mid brain.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26319357


Sounds plausible - but highly unlikely. I have NEVER heard of anybody being able to CLIMB out of a boat after putting a gun in the mouth and pulling the trigger. This is POINT BLANK range - HOW in the hell would it NOT touch the spinal cord?

So - once again . . .wtf
 Quoting: I'm like, WTF?


Jeez, would you conceptualize something in your head for once. The neck is a big thing with a small spinal cord running through it. It's a small bullet, trying to hit a small target, one degree to either side could be the difference in hitting it.
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


WUT? Conceptualize THIS - bullet enters mouth at a GREAT force - the mouth is right in front of the SPINE . . .of course there is a chance of a miss - but really? There is also a chance that one of us will win the lottery.

wtf
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The picture of him climbing out of the boat does not show any blood around the neck area.
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That's because at that point he hadn't been shot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37993861


As soon as he reached for a weapon, he would have been in pieces from 100 police rounds. How in the hell would he have been able to pull out his gun, put it in his mouth, and fire, without being shot by the police first?
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YES! He would of had to of done it BEFORE he exited the boat. That said - how in the hell would he of gotten OUT of the boat. I'm no detective - but something ain't right here.
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Re: Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
Dzhokhar did not have a gun (or bomb) in the boat. He only had a knife.
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Dzhokhar did not have a gun (or bomb) in the boat. He only had a knife.
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How did the guy shoot himself in the throat? Maybe they meant to say he sliced himself in the throat . . .wtf
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Re: Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
Dzhokhar did not have a gun (or bomb) in the boat. He only had a knife.
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How did the guy shoot himself in the throat? Maybe they meant to say he sliced himself in the throat . . .wtf
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the intitial claims that he had a bomb and gun have both been since denied as early misinformation
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Dzhokhar did not have a gun (or bomb) in the boat. He only had a knife.
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How did the guy shoot himself in the throat? Maybe they meant to say he sliced himself in the throat . . .wtf
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the intitial claims that he had a bomb and gun have both been since denied as early misinformation
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If you click on the above link - you will see more BS than you can stand . . .
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I heared on cnn his throat seemed to be sliced.
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Re: Superman Dzhokhar shoved his pistol in his own mouth and pulled the trigger and then?
No, listen, if the bullet even touched his cervical spinal cord, he would have been paralyzed and unable to get vertical, let alone climb out of the boat. He simply didn't get the gun straightened out in his mouth before he pulled the trigger, and the bullet came out the back left side of his neck instead. Because of this information, I'm certain he was right handed, thus the bullet going somewhat from his right to his left out the back of the side of his neck. Much "non-life" ending damage can be done to one's face/head/etc if a person doesn't aim the bullet to the right targeted structure, such as the spinal column or low to mid brain.
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Sounds plausible - but highly unlikely. I have NEVER heard of anybody being able to CLIMB out of a boat after putting a gun in the mouth and pulling the trigger. This is POINT BLANK range - HOW in the hell would it NOT touch the spinal cord?

So - once again . . .wtf
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So you've heard of people not getting out of a boat after they shot themselves in the neck? Post a couple of those stories for us.
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Jahar did not have a gun in the boat, and didnt shoot himself. The only weapon he had in the boat was a knife.

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