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GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?

 
M1.618

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GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
Particullary the smaller kind as pictured bellow and more at 1:51 in the link.



Well...?
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Re: GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
fist yo ass resistcrisco
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fist yo ass resistcrisco
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Im serious...
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Re: GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
I heard Guatemalans are attracted to Subway Subs and 7up
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Re: GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
I heard Guatemalans are attracted to Subway Subs and 7up
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I want the real thing...
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Re: GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
put a small glass of sugar-water on your back doorstep along with a sign that says, "greetings little bruh". they will come at night, do not make eye contact with them!
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Re: GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
put a small glass of sugar-water on your back doorstep along with a sign that says, "greetings little bruh". they will come at night, do not make eye contact with them!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37328811


I would like to set little traps for them in the yard… preferably and collect them later...
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04/23/2013 08:40 PM

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Re: GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
Set up a high powered radio transmitter on an unlicensed band. Send short encoded burst transmissions.

A UFO will be at your house in a day.
Money is a medium of exchange, not a store of value.
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04/23/2013 08:45 PM
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Re: GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
Go to www.etletstalk.org... sign up, free account. Therenis an instruction area. It all done through meditation and coherent thought sequence.
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04/23/2013 08:49 PM

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Re: GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
Go to www.etletstalk.org... sign up, free account. Therenis an instruction area. It all done through meditation and coherent thought sequence.
 Quoting: keschete 24428308


Is there not a more practical solution..? Like a mechanical thing…?
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fist yo ass resistcrisco
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Im serious...
 Quoting: M1.618


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04/23/2013 08:50 PM

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Re: GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
Yah OP .. attract not sure it's the right word.

LOL

Here me entering the room when you attract the Alien....
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Re: GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
Set up a high powered radio transmitter on an unlicensed band. Send short encoded burst transmissions.

A UFO will be at your house in a day.
 Quoting: Lemon


Would you consider building the architecture & at what cost? And who or what are you?
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Re: GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
Yah OP .. attract not sure it's the right word.

LOL

Here me entering the room when you attract the Alien....
wth23
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Traps... Honey... Traps...
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Re: GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
Set up a high powered radio transmitter on an unlicensed band. Send short encoded burst transmissions.

A UFO will be at your house in a day.
 Quoting: Lemon


Would you consider building the architecture & at what cost? And who or what are you?
 Quoting: M1.618


A "friend" of mine did this, with very common radio shack parts. He was trying to set up a business with wireless internet in a rural area. He was smart, but had no idea of the laws involved.

Day two of operations a large black triangle UFO hovered over the antenna for hours. He took hundreds of pictures.

Day four he would never speak of it like it never happened. He also had a new truck.
Money is a medium of exchange, not a store of value.
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Re: GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
for starters,look up at the night sky..
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04/23/2013 09:22 PM

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Re: GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
Set up a high powered radio transmitter on an unlicensed band. Send short encoded burst transmissions.

A UFO will be at your house in a day.
 Quoting: Lemon


Would you consider building the architecture & at what cost? And who or what are you?
 Quoting: M1.618


A "friend" of mine did this, with very common radio shack parts. He was trying to set up a business with wireless internet in a rural area. He was smart, but had no idea of the laws involved.

Day two of operations a large black triangle UFO hovered over the antenna for hours. He took hundreds of pictures.

Day four he would never speak of it like it never happened. He also had a new truck.
 Quoting: Lemon


what variety of the "Aliens" were they compared to the data presented?

Small and crispy or potentually sweet and succulent meat when fresh?
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04/23/2013 09:25 PM

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Re: GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
Basically, you have to acquire a large collection of blue colored rocks and crystals...


Then you have to get a stun gun, cattleprod, or some other device that emits a shock. Then you have to shock the altar that you put the blue colored gems on... now, make sure it's not made of a material that catches fire easily.


This altar should be set up in a room that has photos of crop circles covering every inch of the walls and ceiling. Be sure that there isn't a fake crop circle in the mix, because one fake crop circle will fuck up this entire process.


While you are shocking the altar, you should be reciting 6 passages (of your choice) from the Satanic Bible backward, while playing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (muted) in the background. Be sure the lights are off in the room, as the light from Willy Wonka and the stun gun need to be the only light hitting the gems at the time.


This is how you get a girlfriend.


Hope this helped.

Last Edited by Mister Obvious on 04/23/2013 09:26 PM
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Re: GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
Set up a high powered radio transmitter on an unlicensed band. Send short encoded burst transmissions.

A UFO will be at your house in a day.
 Quoting: Lemon


Would you consider building the architecture & at what cost? And who or what are you?
 Quoting: M1.618


A "friend" of mine did this, with very common radio shack parts. He was trying to set up a business with wireless internet in a rural area. He was smart, but had no idea of the laws involved.

Day two of operations a large black triangle UFO hovered over the antenna for hours. He took hundreds of pictures.

Day four he would never speak of it like it never happened. He also had a new truck.
 Quoting: Lemon


what variety of the "Aliens" were they compared to the data presented?

Small and crispy or potentually sweet and succulent meat when fresh?
 Quoting: M1.618


I assume US air force, but he'll never speak on fear of death.
Money is a medium of exchange, not a store of value.
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Re: GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
for starters,look up at the night sky..
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What is... this sky... you speak of?
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04/23/2013 09:30 PM

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Re: GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
Basically, you have to acquire a large collection of blue colored rocks and crystals...


Then you have to get a stun gun, cattleprod, or some other device that emits a shock. Then you have to shock the altar that you put the blue colored gems on... now, make sure it's not made of a material that catches fire easily.


This altar should be set up in a room that has photos of crop circles covering every inch of the walls and ceiling. Be sure that there isn't a fake crop circle in the mix, because one fake crop circle will fuck up this entire process.


While you are shocking the altar, you should be reciting 6 passages (of your choice) from the Satanic Bible backward, while playing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (muted) in the background. Be sure the lights are off in the room, as the light from Willy Wonka and the stun gun need to be the only light hitting the gems at the time.


This is how you get a girlfriend.


Hope this helped.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Why blue? why Girlfriends?..?
wmMmw
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04/23/2013 09:55 PM

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Re: GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
Commo'n guys… what is their weakness? their pleasure… do they enjoy symmetry… efficiency… there we will trap them and let them expire, then harvest them... delicious!
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Re: GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
Commo'n guys… what is their weakness? their pleasure… do they enjoy symmetry… efficiency… there we will trap them and let them expire, then harvest them... delicious!
 Quoting: M1.618


crunchy bones....) sweet marrow.. tangy bbq sauce... and simply a tasty doom... licks chops.
wmMmw
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Re: GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
Now, what the hell is this fuckery, M?


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04/23/2013 11:03 PM

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Re: GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
They will find you...
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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Re: GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
Now, what the hell is this fuckery, M?


huffy
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deliciousness!!!!!!!

)
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Re: GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
They will find you...
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when
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