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do you guys know which god i can pray to for money???

 
sickntired
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do you guys know which god i can pray to for money???
cause really my life is good other than the fact that im dead broke and my bank account is minus in funds... anybody know which god is for real and can help me out of the poverty trap? cause really im too good to be this poor..
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Re: do you guys know which god i can pray to for money???
cause really my life is good other than the fact that im dead broke and my bank account is minus in funds... anybody know which god is for real and can help me out of the poverty trap? cause really im too good to be this poor..
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Lakshmi the goddess of wealth
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It's all inside you, OP.


How do you feel about that?
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devil6
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how do i pray to him? cause hes kind of scared of me.. every time weve been in contact its been when he comes to me in the flesh in somebodies form and so on.. i dont fuck with the astral and kind of make sure that reality doesnt exist around me so who do i pray to and how do i do it??? god hates me, the devil is shit scared of me and demons flle from my sight and people are just idiots who dont know any better.. so who do i go to for help??? and how do i do it??? please need genuine answers as this poverty is destroying me and i really need the financial help more than anything at this point in time..
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Re: do you guys know which god i can pray to for money???
cause really my life is good other than the fact that im dead broke and my bank account is minus in funds... anybody know which god is for real and can help me out of the poverty trap? cause really im too good to be this poor..
 Quoting: sickntired 1250112


Lakshmi the goddess of wealth
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37852193


do i have to light incense for this demon? will she accept my prayer in sincerity??? tell me more please?
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Re: do you guys know which god i can pray to for money???
It's all inside you, OP.


How do you feel about that?
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yeh i know but i cant get it out for me.. for every fucker around me? yes i make them all prosper.. but me? i get drained and drained and drained till im so down and out that there isnt any lower i can go...
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no can help?? thx man...
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Re: do you guys know which god i can pray to for money???
umm....the Federal Reserve Tiki
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devil6
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how do i pray to him? cause hes kind of scared of me.. every time weve been in contact its been when he comes to me in the flesh in somebodies form and so on.. i dont fuck with the astral and kind of make sure that reality doesnt exist around me so who do i pray to and how do i do it??? god hates me, the devil is shit scared of me and demons flle from my sight and people are just idiots who dont know any better.. so who do i go to for help??? and how do i do it??? please need genuine answers as this poverty is destroying me and i really need the financial help more than anything at this point in time..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1250112


"Geniuine" answers?

get the fuck out you broke fuck. use your motherfucking brain. if you live in america and dont know how to make money than you are either american or a fucking MORON.

is that genuine enough?
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devil6
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how do i pray to him? cause hes kind of scared of me.. every time weve been in contact its been when he comes to me in the flesh in somebodies form and so on.. i dont fuck with the astral and kind of make sure that reality doesnt exist around me so who do i pray to and how do i do it??? god hates me, the devil is shit scared of me and demons flle from my sight and people are just idiots who dont know any better.. so who do i go to for help??? and how do i do it??? please need genuine answers as this poverty is destroying me and i really need the financial help more than anything at this point in time..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1250112


"Geniuine" answers?

get the fuck out you broke fuck. use your motherfucking brain. if you live in america and dont know how to make money than you are either american or a fucking MORON.

is that genuine enough?
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oh and no offence to americans or morons. sorry yall stupid as fuck..
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Re: do you guys know which god i can pray to for money???
Mammon...the god that unfortunately most people in the world worship today over all other gods.
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04/23/2013 10:33 PM
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Mammon...the god that unfortunately most people in the world worship today over all other gods.
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I had never heard of that deity, so I looked it up.

I would agree with your assessment.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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04/23/2013 10:37 PM
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Re: do you guys know which god i can pray to for money???

Try him.
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Re: do you guys know which god i can pray to for money???
Humans created money, not God, so I think you might be out of luck.

Seek abundance rather than money

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there's a shortage of inches
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devil6
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38646973


how do i pray to him? cause hes kind of scared of me.. every time weve been in contact its been when he comes to me in the flesh in somebodies form and so on.. i dont fuck with the astral and kind of make sure that reality doesnt exist around me so who do i pray to and how do i do it??? god hates me, the devil is shit scared of me and demons flle from my sight and people are just idiots who dont know any better.. so who do i go to for help??? and how do i do it??? please need genuine answers as this poverty is destroying me and i really need the financial help more than anything at this point in time..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1250112


"Geniuine" answers?

get the fuck out you broke fuck. use your motherfucking brain. if you live in america and dont know how to make money than you are either american or a fucking MORON.

is that genuine enough?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38665625


u mad bro?
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Re: do you guys know which god i can pray to for money???
This god: [link to www.cremationofcare.com]

It's the one TPTB worship.
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Re: do you guys know which god i can pray to for money???
Mercury....
I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw.

We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three.
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Re: do you guys know which god i can pray to for money???
Praying will probably not solve your problem with money. But there's a way that also would involve kneel before a man to make some $$
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Re: do you guys know which god i can pray to for money???
Bah....the dark powers have no need for you...you are a whore...you sell yourself to easily. They want the ones that are "hard to get".

You offer them nothing they do not already possess...why would they want a poor and broken loser?...what innocence can you convert to darkness for them?
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Nercronimicon.
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Re: do you guys know which god i can pray to for money???
We have a few Shrines for this,
ergo there are many!

Maybe you start with one of the Charming Cats
in your Window!

The biggest God of Luck is afaik Ebisu!
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04/23/2013 11:33 PM
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Go into a bank and masturbate.
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04/23/2013 11:35 PM
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Go into a bank and masturbate.
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They do have banks for that. Sperm banks. chuckle
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Lookah or Ops the wife of Saturn
Hence the phrase opulent !!
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Re: do you guys know which god i can pray to for money???
Bah....the dark powers have no need for you...you are a whore...you sell yourself to easily. They want the ones that are "hard to get".

You offer them nothing they do not already possess...why would they want a poor and broken loser?...what innocence can you convert to darkness for them?
 Quoting: Damrod


Sell you sorry a$$ to the moslem or Xtian god.
They both beat the shit outa their enemies and loot as much shit as possible, maybe yahallah might drop you some bling bling dahling
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Re: do you guys know which god i can pray to for money???
cause really my life is good other than the fact that im dead broke and my bank account is minus in funds... anybody know which god is for real and can help me out of the poverty trap? cause really im too good to be this poor..
 Quoting: sickntired 1250112


start with the god McDonald, somewhere near you is a temple with two big golden arches, go inside where they sacrifice cows and chickens and see if they will make you a priest, good luck!!
"It's a friendly friendly world" (Andy Kaufman)
Calm seas do not a sailor make,
Nor easy horses, a horseman.
And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water And he spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower and when He could be certain only drowning men could see Him- Leonard Cohen
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Re: do you guys know which god i can pray to for money???
cause really my life is good other than the fact that im dead broke and my bank account is minus in funds... anybody know which god is for real and can help me out of the poverty trap? cause really im too good to be this poor..
 Quoting: sickntired 1250112


start with the god McDonald, somewhere near you is a temple with two big golden arches, go inside where they sacrifice cows and chickens and see if they will make you a priest, good luck!!
 Quoting: furPete'sSake


Fear of the clown is the beginning of wisdom.
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lol
"It's a friendly friendly world" (Andy Kaufman)
Calm seas do not a sailor make,
Nor easy horses, a horseman.
And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water And he spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower and when He could be certain only drowning men could see Him- Leonard Cohen





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