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North Korea Threatens Kamikaze Nuclear Attacks.

 
Tangy

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Epic thread title.

Gives me a doom stiffy.

:xtrnlgf:
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omg.. LMFAO
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“If the U.S. imperialists and their followers dare make a pre-emptive attack, they will be made to keenly realize what a real nuclear war and real retaliatory blows are like,”

I've never had a "retaliatory blow", so I have no idea what it is like.

I've had several "makeup blows". I quite enjoy those.
 Quoting: Gnosis 2020


The USA will never attack NK, so they don't have to worry.
 Quoting: Cyclones21


SK was talking about "grave" actions imminent...
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


I know, but do you actually believe SK and U.S foreces will attack NK?
 Quoting: Cyclones21


I would. At least do a clandestine hit job on babykim
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Ya'know? Maybe we have this Kim fella pegged wrong? He sure spouts a lot of doom prOn. I can almost picture him rubbing off to it *not a pleasant mental picture either* Maybe he's a doom lovin' guy just like us?
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Re: North Korea Threatens Kamikaze Nuclear Attacks.
These statements are starting to sound like something right out of Southpark.

i can hear Cartman saying something like this.
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Ya'know? Maybe we have this Kim fella pegged wrong? He sure spouts a lot of doom prOn. I can almost picture him rubbing off to it *not a pleasant mental picture either* Maybe he's a doom lovin' guy just like us?
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Hmmmm.... you may be on to something. Asian women don't like chunky men! Perhaps his best mate is jerkit
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Ya'know? Maybe we have this Kim fella pegged wrong? He sure spouts a lot of doom prOn. I can almost picture him rubbing off to it *not a pleasant mental picture either* Maybe he's a doom lovin' guy just like us?
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Kimkim
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Tangy

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04/25/2013 10:03 PM

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Basic quote summation, for those too lazy to click:

“Stalwart pilots, once given a sortie order, will load nuclear bombs, instead of fuel for return, and storm enemy strongholds to blow them up,” the North’s official Korean Central News Agency quoted its Air and Anti-Air Force commander, Ri Pyong-chol, as saying during a ceremony in observance of the anniversary of the founding of the North Korean People’s Army.

Another general, Kim Rak-gyom, the Strategic Rocket Force commander, reiterated the claim that the North is “one click away from pushing the launch button.”

“If the U.S. imperialists and their followers dare make a pre-emptive attack, they will be made to keenly realize what a real nuclear war and real retaliatory blows are like,” he said. "


From New York Times
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Thank you.. I was distracted by all the epic funny images in this thread. lol..
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Re: North Korea Threatens Kamikaze Nuclear Attacks.
Cool, so basically they are saying that despite the fact they don't have the technology to launch missiles...they are willing to suicide bomb us. With nukes!

Fackin' A--there you have it. Also, why limit it to flying in on a plane? Speed boats and cargo ships will do. These peeps are cray, pay attention. While you cover your arse, they are aiming at your temple.
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Ya'know? Maybe we have this Kim fella pegged wrong? He sure spouts a lot of doom prOn. I can almost picture him rubbing off to it *not a pleasant mental picture either* Maybe he's a doom lovin' guy just like us?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33382770


Hmmmm.... you may be on to something. Asian women don't like chunky men! Perhaps his best mate is jerkit
 Quoting: Gnosis 2020


hayy
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ooohhh verry rovrey!
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Re: North Korea Threatens Kamikaze Nuclear Attacks.
Epic thread title.

Gives me a doom stiffy.

:xtrnlgf:
 Quoting: The Comedian


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okki
I find life very interesting..
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Do it, bliss is short-lived
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Ya'know? Maybe we have this Kim fella pegged wrong? He sure spouts a lot of doom prOn. I can almost picture him rubbing off to it *not a pleasant mental picture either* Maybe he's a doom lovin' guy just like us?
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:Kimkim:
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chuckle
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04/25/2013 10:08 PM
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Re: North Korea Threatens Kamikaze Nuclear Attacks.
Any kind of attack would be considered a kamikaze tactic, from the DPRK. They have nothing but out dated weapons, literally Korean war left overs (Well polished and upkept WW2 toys).

They are the army that time forgot.
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Re: North Korea Threatens Kamikaze Nuclear Attacks.
here's the latest.
[link to www.nytimes.com]
 Quoting: Dace


KAMAKAZI nuclear attacks?
What's Kimmie gonna do?
Ride one of his nukes to its target yelling "Yippee kaiyay" the whole way over? I nearly pissed myself laughing at this thread's title. Still laughing.
ROTFL

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Re: North Korea Threatens Kamikaze Nuclear Attacks.
These statements are starting to sound like something right out of Southpark.

i can hear Cartman saying something like this.
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Ha Ha Ha
He who sows n tills the ground w care & diligence in one season acquires a greater stock of religious merit, than he who sits n repeats 100,000 prayers per day!
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Re: North Korea Threatens Kamikaze Nuclear Attacks.
America may never attack North Korea (no resources), but that doesn't mean North Korea wouldn't attack American (bat shit crazy).

Here's how it will go down:
1. NK gets pissed (for something) and launches
2. Japan tries to intercept
3. America tries to intercept
4. America purposefully allows 1-2 nukes to hit America

Oops!

Let's face it, it's our MO... allow some tragedy to increase the government, corporate, and war machine money and power.
Mutants rule!
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Re: North Korea Threatens Kamikaze Nuclear Attacks.
Epic thread title.

Gives me a doom stiffy.

:xtrnlgf:
 Quoting: The Comedian


Ha Ha Ha
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Calm down, it's just a pet snake.
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Is it time yet??:glpansx:blujig
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04/25/2013 10:11 PM

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Oh yes, it's time to bring um in!

Time to bring um

Kamikaze doom!
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04/25/2013 10:12 PM
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Re: North Korea Threatens Kamikaze Nuclear Attacks.
dude they don't need to *launch* squat. just think about it a bit.

death of 1000 cuts still causes death--you don't need to cut off the whole head. scary times!
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Re: North Korea Threatens Kamikaze Nuclear Attacks.
Any kind of attack would be considered a kamikaze tactic, from the DPRK. They have nothing but out dated weapons, literally Korean war left overs (Well polished and upkept WW2 toys).

They are the army that time forgot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372386


You can still strap a nuke to a turd and send it flyin'.
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Oh yes, it's time to bring um in!

Time to bring um

Kamikaze doom!
 Quoting: Southern Lighthouse


mmmmmmm nice 'maters. Let me bring those in for you!
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Re: North Korea Threatens Kamikaze Nuclear Attacks.
Oh yes, it's time to bring um in!

Time to bring um

Kamikaze doom!
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mmmmmmm nice 'maters. Let me bring those in for you!
 Quoting: Gnosis 2020


;-)
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Re: North Korea Threatens Kamikaze Nuclear Attacks.
and, what's our government gonna do to protect us from these crazy people?

gasp
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and, what's our government gonna do to protect us from these crazy people?

gasp
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I'll protect you. What's your address? You can post it here. It's safe.
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Re: North Korea Threatens Kamikaze Nuclear Attacks.
and, what's our government gonna do to protect us from these crazy people?

gasp
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They're still laughing too!! LOL
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Re: North Korea Threatens Kamikaze Nuclear Attacks.
America may never attack North Korea (no resources), but that doesn't mean North Korea wouldn't attack American (bat shit crazy).

Here's how it will go down:
1. NK gets pissed (for something) and launches
2. Japan tries to intercept
3. America tries to intercept
4. Obama purposefully allows 1-2 nukes to hit America

 Quoting: PoAMutant


Fixed.
 Quoting: The Comedian


Hmmm, this sounds about right... troubling but right.
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Re: North Korea Threatens Kamikaze Nuclear Attacks.
[link to livecam.seoul.go.kr]

[link to livecam.seoul.go.kr]

If Kim pushes the "button", you should be able to see the results on one of these fine cams. Even if you can't see any actual doom occur, the reaction of the people in the second one should be indication something has happened (in Seoul at least). popcorn
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and, what's our government gonna do to protect us from these crazy people?

gasp
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They're still laughing too!! LOL
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snaily

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