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North Korea Threatens Kamikaze Nuclear Attacks.

 
Tangy

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here's the latest.
[link to www.nytimes.com]
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KAMAKAZI nuclear attacks?
What's Kimmie gonna do?
Ride one of his nukes to its target yelling "Yippee kaiyay" the whole way over? I nearly pissed myself laughing at this thread's title. Still laughing.
ROTFL
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Dang, I know I have seen a smiley of that haha
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04/25/2013 10:21 PM
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America may never attack North Korea (no resources), but that doesn't mean North Korea wouldn't attack American (bat shit crazy).

Here's how it will go down:
1. NK gets pissed (for something) and launches
2. Japan tries to intercept
3. America tries to intercept
4. ANY PRESIDENT purposefully allows 1-2 nukes to hit America

 Quoting: PoAMutant


Fixed. (again)
 Quoting: The Comedian


You really believe all the evil is Obama?
That he is some mastermind of doom and gloom?
What about previous administrations? (GWB? Clinton? GHWB? Reagan?)
Mutants rule!
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04/25/2013 10:22 PM

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Not a damn thing gonna happen, as usual. Grrrr! Does he know he's the laughing stock of the world?

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El_Duderino

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04/25/2013 10:24 PM
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Re: North Korea Threatens Kamikaze Nuclear Attacks.
here's the latest.
[link to www.nytimes.com]
 Quoting: Dace


KHelmetKBike
Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regiment to keep my mind limber.
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04/25/2013 10:25 PM
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i guess little kim is all out. we should drop a couplea cases of pork and beans so he can blow it out his ass again.
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04/25/2013 10:26 PM
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Do we have proof that NK military/press isn't being run by the U.S. covert forces currently? I fear these are all mind games to prep us for believing it's even possible.
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04/25/2013 10:27 PM

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kimisill
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Stop that! I still got a stomach ache from laughing at the thread title alone!
Dear Leader missed his true calling ...stand up comedian.
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Any kind of attack would be considered a kamikaze tactic, from the DPRK. They have nothing but out dated weapons, literally Korean war left overs (Well polished and upkept WW2 toys).

They are the army that time forgot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372386


You can still strap a nuke to a turd and send it flyin'.
SSmachete
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LMAO
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Lilkimeee
Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regiment to keep my mind limber.
:Dudeism:
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Re: North Korea Threatens Kamikaze Nuclear Attacks.
Any kind of attack would be considered a kamikaze tactic, from the DPRK. They have nothing but out dated weapons, literally Korean war left overs (Well polished and upkept WW2 toys).

They are the army that time forgot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372386


You can still strap a nuke to a turd and send it flyin'.
SSmachete
 Quoting: Dace


LMAO
 Quoting: agent73


Hahaha
Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regiment to keep my mind limber.
:Dudeism:
Southern Lighthouse

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04/25/2013 10:29 PM

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To North Korea: Get a new act...this one is old and boring now.

Sincerely,

Citizens of the United States of America
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I'll sign that! They are so boring.
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Tired of waiting for this. I'm going to help Southern Lighthouse bring in the tomatoes.
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What do we have 30 min now?
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Tired of waiting for this. I'm going to help Southern Lighthouse bring in the tomatoes.
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Thank you! Huge crop!
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04/25/2013 10:32 PM

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Tired of waiting for this. I'm going to help Southern Lighthouse bring in the tomatoes.
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Too late... I was already there!banana2banana2banana2
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04/25/2013 10:33 PM
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[link to livecam.seoul.go.kr]

[link to livecam.seoul.go.kr]

If Kim pushes the "button", you should be able to see the results on one of these fine cams. Even if you can't see any actual doom occur, the reaction of the people in the second one should be indication something has happened (in Seoul at least). popcorn
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Thanksburnit
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Tired of waiting for this. I'm going to help Southern Lighthouse bring in the tomatoes.
 Quoting: Met the IQ requirements


Thank you! Huge crop!
 Quoting: Southern Lighthouse


banana2
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04/25/2013 10:36 PM

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You know what's funny. We're so over this North Korean idiot, we've watched two soldiers on the border for hours, we hear every breaking Tweet... but I bet any one of us could walk next door to our neighbor's house and ask them if they knew ANYTHING about what was happening right now in NK, and they'd look at us like we were an alien from another planet! I enjoyed happy hour with friends tonight, who actually talked to me about Oprah's damn diet! On that note, I had to excuse myself, come home and join you fine folks!

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04/25/2013 10:38 PM

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This --->>> Thread: RANT ON Kim Jung Un, you are a Muff!
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You know what's funny. We're so over this North Korean idiot, we've watched two soldiers on the border for hours, we hear every breaking Tweet... but I bet any one of us could walk next door to our neighbor's house and ask them if they knew ANYTHING about what was happening right now in NK, and they'd look at us like we were an alien from another planet! I enjoyed happy hour with friends tonight, who actually talked to me about Oprah's damn diet! On that note, I had to excuse myself, come home and join you fine folks!

:YabbaDabba Doom:
 Quoting: Southern Lighthouse


My neighbors wouldn't know what's happening down the street.
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04/25/2013 10:39 PM
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and, what's our government gonna do to protect us from these crazy people?

gasp
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Not a damn thing

Potusfinger
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Re: North Korea Threatens Kamikaze Nuclear Attacks.
Any kind of attack would be considered a kamikaze tactic, from the DPRK. They have nothing but out dated weapons, literally Korean war left overs (Well polished and upkept WW2 toys).

They are the army that time forgot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372386


You can still strap a nuke to a turd and send it flyin'.
SSmachete
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LMAO
 Quoting: agent73


norks might want the schematics on that
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04/25/2013 10:41 PM
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[link to livecam.seoul.go.kr]

[link to livecam.seoul.go.kr]

If Kim pushes the "button", you should be able to see the results on one of these fine cams. Even if you can't see any actual doom occur, the reaction of the people in the second one should be indication something has happened (in Seoul at least). popcorn
 Quoting: FritoBandito



Thanksburnit
 Quoting: Judge Alvin J.P. Valkenheiser


Oh yeah. My pleasure (see Comedian's doom stiffy)banana2
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04/25/2013 10:42 PM

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I'm back...had to put the little one down and make some coffee..
Anyone for a hot steaming cup of Kopi Luwak?
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If any nukes get set off in the US, we know it was the Mossad.
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and, what's our government gonna do to protect us from these crazy people?

gasp
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Not a damn thing

Potusfinger
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^^^^Sad but true
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Re: North Korea Threatens Kamikaze Nuclear Attacks.
You know what's funny. We're so over this North Korean idiot, we've watched two soldiers on the border for hours, we hear every breaking Tweet... but I bet any one of us could walk next door to our neighbor's house and ask them if they knew ANYTHING about what was happening right now in NK, and they'd look at us like we were an alien from another planet! I enjoyed happy hour with friends tonight, who actually talked to me about Oprah's damn diet! On that note, I had to excuse myself, come home and join you fine folks!

YabbaDabba Doom
 Quoting: Southern Lighthouse


My neighbors wouldn't know what's happening down the street.
 Quoting: Met the IQ requirements


Good point. I live in a circle, and thankfully we're all great friends, who have known each other for a lifetime and already know each other's business. But if that were not the case, the only topic of conversation at happy hour would be Ophra's diet, Ophra's hair, Ophra's recommendations on anything. Oh it's enough to drive me out of my mind! Screw Ophra!

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You know what's funny. We're so over this North Korean idiot, we've watched two soldiers on the border for hours, we hear every breaking Tweet... but I bet any one of us could walk next door to our neighbor's house and ask them if they knew ANYTHING about what was happening right now in NK, and they'd look at us like we were an alien from another planet! I enjoyed happy hour with friends tonight, who actually talked to me about Oprah's damn diet! On that note, I had to excuse myself, come home and join you fine folks!

YabbaDabba Doom
 Quoting: Southern Lighthouse


I can relate!
He who sows n tills the ground w care & diligence in one season acquires a greater stock of religious merit, than he who sits n repeats 100,000 prayers per day!
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Thanksburnit
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Oh yeah. My pleasure (see Comedian's doom stiffy)banana2
 Quoting: FritoBandito


I laughed out loud at that one..LOL....Need to photoshop Kim's head on the doomstick.

speaking of...wonder if they are going to have another impotent missile erection again today?
"Two days ago I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You wanna get outta here?.....Talk to me."

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