Swedish leftist party wants men to sit down to pee

From the linked article:

Viggo Hansen, a substitute member of the council and author of the motion that would eventually force Swedish men to pee sitting down, claims that the custom is more hygienic, preventing bathroom users from having to navigate around golden puddles of urine on their way to the toilet.

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Well, if the effeminate bunch learned that stalls were for shitting, we would not have to worry about piss puddles on the seat.

To make a law forcing people to sit is retarded.

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ahahha!

it would be a bit messy wouldn't it?. it would spray everywhere

Nice to see that there leftist are nutjobs too.

That's what urinals are for; however, some idiots like to piss in the stalls.

Yeah, I used to sit down occassionally to do my business, but since these retards started I've made it a point to stand up doing ALL my business at the public restrooms they represent. (All hospitals & public transportation in gävleborgs län)

I don't think they like it, but I have yet to hear anything on the radio/news about it either... But I think it might be because a large proportion of the Somalian Rocket Scientists we import is doing that already.

What a stoopid idea, hard enough to try to keep willie out of the water as a body has to poop. Damnable toilet bowls are much tooooo shallow.

You must have a long willy Irish?

WHat's the water level in Europe? Here it's just ooh 6 inches in the bottom of the bowl.

I volunteer to keep an eye on Swedish men peeing to make sure they are complying...and stuff.

Obviously these lawmakers have never pissed through the crack between bowl and seat.

Hey there pisspants, I am one of those idiots. I use a stall because there is toilet paper there to catch those last couple drops so I don't get it later in my pants.

I want anyone that stupid to simply die. Anyone who has a need to impose THEIR ideas/will on another is mentally defective.

Maybe he is right
keep an open mind

You obviously don't realise all the pee you sit on when you have to sit. You are sitting in every man's pee who stood before you!

Ask any woman about how men miss. And if they don't miss how much they spray.

Next time you sit down think of all the spray you are sitting in... YUCK!

If all men sat down toilets would be far more sanitary.

Take a seat gentlemen!

YES that's right I'm a male... with an ultraviolet light...

Yah, how the hell do you apply this law once it's pass. Lol

Several decades ago anyone, who would come up with such 'ideas' would get locked up in a mental institution. And rightly so.

Unfortunately, nowadays world resembles a global asylum, where the mad ones call the shots.

Ah, thx for the Pin ;-)

Well I'll just have to do random checks and watch them go.
Like quality control.

Not going to happen.

Impossible to enforce without putting cameras in stalls or something.

Maybe he is wrong
keep an open mind

How would this law be enforced?

Would every man have to have a Government Piss Overseer assigned to him, 24-7?



:wacko:

that's why I wrote 'Maybe'

One of my co-worker once told me his wife forced him years back to pee that way (siting).

I never had the same vision of this man after that.

It's possible with sensors

i cant pee with 2 blokes standing each side, i just cant relax enough.