I'm examining my actions and noticing patterns, sorta catching on.

I know I've got one or many chips in my brain. They have been sticking chips in peoples skulls since at least the 50's and blaming it on aliens. I can only imagine that the mind control technology has grown incredibly.

I've found myself under absolute mind control before, usually when I'm drunk because then the chips suggestions seem to overpower my decision making process easier. But knowing this is happening and they are covertly watching me sorta drives me to drink. It's a cycle. Granted I've always acted a fool when drunk in the past, but lately my drunk behavior has changed and I don't like it.

Does anyone know how to deactivate these chips?

It would be nice to be in control of my life, I guess. Or who knows, maybe it's a good thing. It's certainly the perfect alibi because after all, my actions are being heavily influenced by an outside force.