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The BEST Way to Scare Off a Burglar!

 
Liberty's Teeth

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The BEST Way to Scare Off a Burglar!
If you ever get woken up in the middle of the night because a home invader has broken in the best way for the confrontation to end is without a confrontation. Here is a very quick tip on the best way I have found how to do it...

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Re: The BEST Way to Scare Off a Burglar!
Remember, this is only the FIRST thing you should do. I am not advocating NOT using other methods of self defense!
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Might save some lives some day...
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This is excellent, tyvm!hfbump
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Might save some lives some day...
 Quoting: Liberty's Teeth


I like this a lot!

And believe me there are lots of ways to make cheese in this home.

But the best shot is one you avoided taking.

And I also like that your tip does not put my barking litte dog in danger.
It would be especially good in an area where people tend to park their cars outside, but near their houses

like where I live.

Thanks again.
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It is well worth a try. I will look into your other info, Liberty Teeth.
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But then they get away and live to rob another day. I say blast 'em to hell. They won't ever break into another house again and they certainly won't reproduce.
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Great video!
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But then they get away and live to rob another day. I say blast 'em to hell. They won't ever break into another house again and they certainly won't reproduce.
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You say that because you have never killed anyone.
Kill at last resort only.
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Remember, this is only the FIRST thing you should do. I am not advocating NOT using other methods of self defense!
 Quoting: Liberty's Teeth


I use our car alarm all the time. We have assholes here at the apartment complex that won't walk their dog to the crap area... no they want to shit right out in the grassy area between the cars and the apartments... then walk away, leaving the shit for someone else to step in.

Whalla... the car alarm going off will stop a dog, mid-shit... I am sure I have seen the neighbors dog pull a turd back in before getting the hell out of there.
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not everyone is lucky enough to have a car that alerts the neighborhood when you are being invaded...Just sayin
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good thinking
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Remember, this is only the FIRST thing you should do. I am not advocating NOT using other methods of self defense!
 Quoting: Liberty's Teeth


I use our car alarm all the time. We have assholes here at the apartment complex that won't walk their dog to the crap area... no they want to shit right out in the grassy area between the cars and the apartments... then walk away, leaving the shit for someone else to step in.

Whalla... the car alarm going off will stop a dog, mid-shit... I am sure I have seen the neighbors dog pull a turd back in before getting the hell out of there.
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Funny. Ya do what ya gotta do.
Good as use as any for the technology.
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not everyone is lucky enough to have a car that alerts the neighborhood when you are being invaded...Just sayin
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maybe you have some other noisemaker you can use...

this will also only work if there are others around who can react. but it is a good idea for lots of us.
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i say shoot the SOB
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You think a car alarm would stop an armed robber? Lmao. You've never encountered a home invasion have you.
Do not rely on a car alarm people! Be armed and prepared!
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This would not work. Everyone ignores both car and home alarms. (sorry).

Would you (any of you) run an help a neighbor in his house if his car alarm was going off? Of course not.
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Re: The BEST Way to Scare Off a Burglar!
You think a car alarm would stop an armed robber? Lmao. You've never encountered a home invasion have you.
Do not rely on a car alarm people! Be armed and prepared!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38971689


This isn't either/or.
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Re: The BEST Way to Scare Off a Burglar!
This is the best bit of info. I've gotten from GLP that didn't scare or disturb me!

Can't believe I didn't think of it myself. I already sleep with my keys, cellphone, and a maglite on my nightstand JIC.
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Re: The BEST Way to Scare Off a Burglar!
This would not work. Everyone ignores both car and home alarms. (sorry).

Would you (any of you) run an help a neighbor in his house if his car alarm was going off? Of course not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38966710


In my neighborhood, I'd know something was up and at the very least would call for help. I live in a very peaceful area. No method is perfect but it's better than nothing if you don't want to own a gun.
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Re: The BEST Way to Scare Off a Burglar!
If you ever get woken up in the middle of the night because a home invader has broken in the best way for the confrontation to end is without a confrontation. Here is a very quick tip on the best way I have found how to do it...


 Quoting: Liberty's Teeth


I like it, except for the fact that it doesn't teach the bad guys friends a lesson, and now the would be assailant will go on to rob someone elses home, and maybe murder the family in the process. Nah, I'll stick to plan #1, grab the SKS and cut the motherfucker in half.
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Re: The BEST Way to Scare Off a Burglar!
It sounds like a good idea...but if they weren't afraid to break in...what makes you think they will run away..
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Re: The BEST Way to Scare Off a Burglar!
I am not advocating NOT using other methods of self defense!
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that's a double negative which means, "I am advocating other methods of self defense"
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Car alarms are ignored. .If it isn't your own you don't give a fuck. Better off yelling honey grab the gun.
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Re: The BEST Way to Scare Off a Burglar!
Sounds reasonable for some, but for me personally, I'll stick to my guns -- it has worked in the past for me and mine, and that's good enough for me.
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Re: The BEST Way to Scare Off a Burglar!
If you ever get woken up in the middle of the night because a home invader has broken in the best way for the confrontation to end is without a confrontation. Here is a very quick tip on the best way I have found how to do it...


 Quoting: Liberty's Teeth


Good advice.
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Re: The BEST Way to Scare Off a Burglar!
Good idea, although I think i'll stick with my gun. I can deal with the police.
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Where exactly do you people live where you constantly have to scare off burglars?!
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Re: The BEST Way to Scare Off a Burglar!
Car alarms are ignored. .If it isn't your own you don't give a fuck. Better off yelling honey grab the gun.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38971689


This car alarm trick is a great idea!

The neighbors will eventually get so annoyed with the alarm they're bound to call for someone. Or go check things out being "prepared" themselves (that's what I do).

Plus with all of the noise you can be far more stealthy.
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Right... because my car is new enough to have an alarm lol...

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