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The BEST Way to Scare Off a Burglar!

 
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Too much sympathy for the would be robber/murderer on this thread.
They are breaking into your home, your life is in danger. Shoot first or they will.
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12 guage to the dome should teach that moran a lesson once and for all
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A very clever trick, well worth knowing if you have a car alarm. However, as the guy said, if it does not work then go for the 12 Gauge and the carpet cleaner.
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This works every time...burglars HATE
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So what do you do with it? Spread it on the floor? Seems like that would kill your vacuum cleaner after awhile....
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We have a security system..and cameras can't be shut off even if the electricity goes off...helps. Also cameras are hidden and make no sound with night vision when its dark so if somebody comes in anywhere in our place their face will be recorded on camera.

We are also armed to the teeth..hehe.

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No one ever expects tactical Legos.

I have my kids clean up first thing in the morning rather than before bed.
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But if I scare them away.How am I going to play "lambs"with them.schemingohyeah

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I set booby traps. Heh. I'm an Indian from America.
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No one ever expects tactical Legos.

I have my kids clean up first thing in the morning rather than before bed.
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Salute.
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We have a security system..and cameras can't be shut off even if the electricity goes off...helps. Also cameras are hidden and make no sound with night vision when its dark so if somebody comes in anywhere in our place their face will be recorded on camera.

We are also armed to the teeth..hehe.
 Quoting: PolarPrecursor


My neighbor got this after he was burglarized while not at home. Now he practically leaves the place wide open. He reallleee wants to catch these dudes. Yes, they ARE dudes. Everyone around here knows who they are, even the cops. They are at large BTW.
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No one ever expects tactical Legos.

I have my kids clean up first thing in the morning rather than before bed.
 Quoting: Gan Ainm


Salute.
 Quoting: Superduper


That only works on the more considerate burglar that takes off their shoes first.
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Remember, this is only the FIRST thing you should do. I am not advocating NOT using other methods of self defense!
 Quoting: Liberty's Teeth


Who wants to scare, democrats?

I will kill anyone who breaks into my home in the middle of the night.
 Quoting: Renegade (Me too)


my husband is a tactical arms instructor and he still would prefer to not have to shoot. Democrats? are ya kidding?
 Quoting: beeches


Not in the least.
73% of all federal prison inmates self-identify as Democrats.
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I mean WE are not Democrats! perish the thought.

the guys breaking in, probably.
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In those home security commercials on TV, why is the robber always a white guy? LOL
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Too much sympathy for the would be robber/murderer on this thread.
They are breaking into your home, your life is in danger. Shoot first or they will.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38971689


oy, no one has sympathy for the bad guy. Not wanting to discharge your weapon until you've tried another way is just common sense.
Faced an angry guy with a long knife once, my husband did, I was outside the door. It was preliminary to an eviction and my husband was escorting the people who had to be let into the house to take pictures, other stuff.

And serving the papers.

much better to talk the guy down than risk needing to shoot with people around who didn't know where not to be.

He calmed down.

That is way better than any other outcome.
if mighty oaks are the king of the forest, beeches are surely its queen.
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But then they get away and live to rob another day. I say blast 'em to hell. They won't ever break into another house again and they certainly won't reproduce.
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And some people moan about tightening gun laws…......


Duh!!!!

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In those home security commercials on TV, why is the robber always a white guy? LOL
 Quoting: Alwaysaware


Commercials never do tell you the truth about the product.
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Never thought of that. This could be very useful one day. Thanks
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Might save some lives some day...
 Quoting: Liberty's Teeth


Who cares about saving a scumbag's life? Really?
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If you ever get woken up in the middle of the night because a home invader has broken in the best way for the confrontation to end is without a confrontation. Here is a very quick tip on the best way I have found how to do it...


 Quoting: Liberty's Teeth


Run downstairs with your pants on your head, two breadsticks (or similar) up your nose and shout 'wibble'......
Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regiment to keep my mind limber.
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My car is in the garage. One neighbor sleeps through storms, etc and the other is on the other side of her house; hidinghowever, I am going to test it and warn all neighbors if you hear it, call cops.

the post up sbove about calling out, "get the gun, etc. worked with my cousin who is 60. Teenagers trying to break in the back door, She yelled, get the gun J.R. her son.
It worked. they ran off and the TV stations came out and filmed her, but she also sstated that her son was going to move back in with her on TV. That was not true, but anyway hope the bad kids heard it.

One method that was told to me on facebook is KEEP a spray can of hornet and wasp spray. SPRAY the man's eyes heavily. It will hurt so back that have to run. I guess if they are on drugs, may not work. But it said this insect spray can even kill some snakes and rats. I do have it upstairs.
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My car is in the garage. One neighbor sleeps through storms, etc and the other is on the other side of her house; hidinghowever, I am going to test it and warn all neighbors if you hear it, call cops.

the post up sbove about calling out, "get the gun, etc. worked with my cousin who is 60. Teenagers trying to break in the back door, She yelled, get the gun J.R. her son.
It worked. they ran off and the TV stations came out and filmed her, but she also sstated that her son was going to move back in with her on TV. That was not true, but anyway hope the bad kids heard it.

One method that was told to me on facebook is KEEP a spray can of hornet and wasp spray. SPRAY the man's eyes heavily. It will hurt so back that have to run. I guess if they are on drugs, may not work. But it said this insect spray can even kill some snakes and rats. I do have it upstairs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22133265


Wasp spray is a great defensive tool for those that don't want to use a gun. It will temporarily blind the intruder.
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The BEST Way to Scare Off a Burglar!
 Quoting: Liberty's Teeth


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The BEST Way to Scare Off a Burglar!
 Quoting: Liberty's Teeth


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My idea is better....

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Wasp spray is a great defensive tool for those that don't want to use a gun. It will temporarily blind the intruder.



Why don't you just ask them if they want to take a warm shower instead or murdering you?

scared
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Might save some lives some day...
 Quoting: Liberty's Teeth


Who cares about saving a scumbag's life? Really?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30760351


I meant yours. Not the scumbag's.
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Might save some lives some day...
 Quoting: Liberty's Teeth


Who cares about saving a scumbag's life? Really?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30760351


I meant yours. Not the scumbag's.
 Quoting: Liberty's Teeth


Oh....sorry.
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I thought it was going to be a video of someone firing a warning shot off the port bow of their nose :P
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30760351


Wasp spray is a great defensive tool for those that don't want to use a gun. It will temporarily blind the intruder.



Why don't you just ask them if they want to take a warm shower instead or murdering you?

scared


Hey, I am armed to the teeth. You don't heed the car horn honking and you are a burglar you are going to get the caliber of my choice ripping holes through your vital organs. But not everyone will use or even own a gun. I personally feel there should be a "freedom weapon" (aka AR or AK variant) in every home. I also think guns are tools, you have to have the right one for the right job...and you can't have too many. But some folks, right or wrong, hate guns and have to defend themselves. We normally call these folks "British" but here in America we call them Liberals. They are born with the natural right to self defense as well, they just haven't figured out the most efficient way to deal with the situation.

Here,in case you missed it yesterday:

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Great thinking...

Unless, of course...

You don't have a car...

Or your car doesn't have an alarm...

Or your car is not close enough for the panic button to work...

Or...........
 Quoting: SnakeAirlines


Then use your gun. Or test the theory first.

 Quoting: Liberty's Teeth


Well...

As I drive Jeeps from the early 80's and tractors from before WWII, I guess I'll just have to shoot the fuckers...

After the dogs get done with em, I mean...
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For those of you who get to the point where you must shoot an intruder..and haven't thought about the kids in the next room, the neighbors next door or the fact that the .223 you are using is going to go right through the intruder, the wall, the next 4 walls and into a neighbors house..you might want to check this one out:

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For those of you who get to the point where you must shoot an intruder..and haven't thought about the kids in the next room, the neighbors next door or the fact that the .223 you are using is going to go right through the intruder, the wall, the next 4 walls and into a neighbors house..you might want to check this one out:
 Quoting: Liberty's Teeth


Let me know when you get that type of penetration from a 5.56...

Many states it's not even legal to hunt deer with the fucking things...
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