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How to keep from being swept up in mass IP bans while helping your forum community.

 
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How to keep from being swept up in mass IP bans while helping your forum community.
1. Sign up for a free account.

2. When you see a post like "ksjfksajdkj" click on it, if you see a bunch of random bullshit then a link to a penis pill website you click "report post" and type in "adspam" or something. Click send.

3. Rack up the karma by giving GLP an enema of these spammers.

4. Get 25 karma points.

5. When your free trial ends and you're caught up in a mass ban spend your 25 karma points on a 1 month ban immunity, redeem it.

6. Make 25 more karma points in a month while helping keep the forum clean of adspammers.

7. Thank Baconhead for helping you be a contributing member of the community.
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Re: How to keep from being swept up in mass IP bans while helping your forum community.
Problem is, one of the great things about GLP is the anonymity. Its one of the few places where you do not have to give over your personal information, picture, etc., and still have discourse with people. If you sign up, then you guys have all our info. Defeats the very purpose we liked you for in the first place.
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Re: How to keep from being swept up in mass IP bans while helping your forum community.
Problem is, one of the great things about GLP is the anonymity. Its one of the few places where you do not have to give over your personal information, picture, etc., and still have discourse with people. If you sign up, then you guys have all our info. Defeats the very purpose we liked you for in the first place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38888590


we don't have all your info if you signup

lol

shit man just look at the signup form

we hardly ask for anything

and paypal handles all the transaction so we never even see your payment info
 Quoting: Ghetto Monk


Ghetto.....quit speaking logic. Will confuse the masses.
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04/27/2013 02:29 PM
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Re: How to keep from being swept up in mass IP bans while helping your forum community.
Problem is, one of the great things about GLP is the anonymity. Its one of the few places where you do not have to give over your personal information, picture, etc., and still have discourse with people. If you sign up, then you guys have all our info. Defeats the very purpose we liked you for in the first place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38888590


we don't have all your info if you signup

lol

shit man just look at the signup form

we hardly ask for anything

and paypal handles all the transaction so we never even see your payment info
 Quoting: Ghetto Monk


Somewhere in this over-controlled, over-exposed, world, there should be somewhere you can just exchange ideas without having to sign up, pay, or show your tits.
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04/27/2013 02:30 PM
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Re: How to keep from being swept up in mass IP bans while helping your forum community.
Problem is, one of the great things about GLP is the anonymity. Its one of the few places where you do not have to give over your personal information, picture, etc., and still have discourse with people. If you sign up, then you guys have all our info. Defeats the very purpose we liked you for in the first place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38888590


we don't have all your info if you signup

lol

shit man just look at the signup form

we hardly ask for anything

and paypal handles all the transaction so we never even see your payment info
 Quoting: Ghetto Monk


Somewhere in this over-controlled, over-exposed, world, there should be somewhere you can just exchange ideas without having to sign up, pay, or show your tits.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38888590


But I like tits....
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04/27/2013 02:31 PM
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Re: How to keep from being swept up in mass IP bans while helping your forum community.
Problem is, one of the great things about GLP is the anonymity. Its one of the few places where you do not have to give over your personal information, picture, etc., and still have discourse with people. If you sign up, then you guys have all our info. Defeats the very purpose we liked you for in the first place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38888590


we don't have all your info if you signup

lol

shit man just look at the signup form

we hardly ask for anything

and paypal handles all the transaction so we never even see your payment info
 Quoting: Ghetto Monk


Somewhere in this over-controlled, over-exposed, world, there should be somewhere you can just exchange ideas without having to sign up, pay, or show your tits.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38888590


How'd you know I showed some teet to get in?!
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Re: How to keep from being swept up in mass IP bans while helping your forum community.
You mean you can get Karma for reporting spam?

Damn, I gotta try that.

LOL

No, seriously though, pickings have been slim lately. Spam filters working well.
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Re: How to keep from being swept up in mass IP bans while helping your forum community.
Problem is, one of the great things about GLP is the anonymity. Its one of the few places where you do not have to give over your personal information, picture, etc., and still have discourse with people. If you sign up, then you guys have all our info. Defeats the very purpose we liked you for in the first place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38888590


we don't have all your info if you signup

lol

shit man just look at the signup form

we hardly ask for anything

and paypal handles all the transaction so we never even see your payment info
 Quoting: Ghetto Monk


Somewhere in this over-controlled, over-exposed, world, there should be somewhere you can just exchange ideas without having to sign up, pay, or show your tits.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38888590

And so it goes...
But I like tits....
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Re: How to keep from being swept up in mass IP bans while helping your forum community.
Problem is, one of the great things about GLP is the anonymity. Its one of the few places where you do not have to give over your personal information, picture, etc., and still have discourse with people. If you sign up, then you guys have all our info. Defeats the very purpose we liked you for in the first place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38888590


we don't have all your info if you signup

lol

shit man just look at the signup form

we hardly ask for anything

and paypal handles all the transaction so we never even see your payment info
 Quoting: Ghetto Monk


Somewhere in this over-controlled, over-exposed, world, there should be somewhere you can just exchange ideas without having to sign up, pay, or show your tits.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38888590


Maybe if you join they will give you karma points for showing your tits? One never knows. If I had of known I would have been posting topless now for months.
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04/27/2013 02:42 PM

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I wouldn't click on the actual spam links/url's contained in those types of threads though. Many of those sites are likely to contain malware (adware, viruses, trojans, etc) and will mess your PC up real good.

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04/27/2013 02:52 PM
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Somewhere in this over-controlled, over-exposed, world, there should be somewhere you can just exchange ideas without having to sign up, pay, or show your tits.
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They call those places public parks.
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Problem is, one of the great things about GLP is the anonymity. Its one of the few places where you do not have to give over your personal information, picture, etc., and still have discourse with people. If you sign up, then you guys have all our info. Defeats the very purpose we liked you for in the first place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38888590


we don't have all your info if you signup

lol

shit man just look at the signup form

we hardly ask for anything

and paypal handles all the transaction so we never even see your payment info
 Quoting: Ghetto Monk


Somewhere in this over-controlled, over-exposed, world, there should be somewhere you can just exchange ideas without having to sign up, pay, or show your tits.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38888590


Maybe if you join they will give you karma points for showing your tits? One never knows. If I had of known I would have been posting topless now for months.
 Quoting: pmb1



Do moobs count? I only got moobs...
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04/27/2013 02:54 PM
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so if I pay 100 I will not be banned right
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Re: How to keep from being swept up in mass IP bans while helping your forum community.
Problem is, one of the great things about GLP is the anonymity. Its one of the few places where you do not have to give over your personal information, picture, etc., and still have discourse with people. If you sign up, then you guys have all our info. Defeats the very purpose we liked you for in the first place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38888590


we don't have all your info if you signup

lol

shit man just look at the signup form

we hardly ask for anything

and paypal handles all the transaction so we never even see your payment info
 Quoting: Ghetto Monk


Somewhere in this over-controlled, over-exposed, world, there should be somewhere you can just exchange ideas without having to sign up, pay, or show your tits.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38888590


Forget it, we are keeping the tit requirement.
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04/27/2013 02:56 PM
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so if I pay 100 I will not be banned right
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I've never paid a cent to GLP, I've only helped keep it free of adspam to the best of my ability. If you think of GLP like a restaurant, I'm the shmuck in the back washing dishes for free fountain drinks.
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04/27/2013 02:57 PM
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so what's the problem?
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Been swept up in ban sprees before and submitted dozens of ban appeals which were all denied without reason.

Argh. Can we still get banned even for not posting anything? I just want to view the forum.
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Free accounts get banned.
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You mean you can get Karma for reporting spam?

Damn, I gotta try that.

LOL

No, seriously though, pickings have been slim lately. Spam filters working well.
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There was this one poster that always posted about ten 100% articles in a row almost every single day. I loved him and then the bastard learned about the 50% rule. It hasn't been the same since.

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Free accounts get banned.
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Your first month comes with a month of ban immunity (I think) I could be wrong.
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and paypal handles all the transaction so we never even see your payment info
 Quoting: Ghetto Monk

There it is in a nutshell ... money chuckle
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I've used karma points to bail myself out of a mass ban many times, glad I haven't had to lately & have felt like I could spend a few karma points for a pin or something instead of hoarding them all in case of a ban - thanks!

There are other advantages to signing up for a free member account. I particularly make use of the "Your Active Threads" feature, to easily track threads that I have responded in.

The karma system is also a sort of "poor man's private message" between members.
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so if I pay 100 I will not be banned right
 Quoting: SOON2


This is how I prefer it... It works out to 27 cents per day.
I mean come on!
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so if I pay 100 I will not be banned right
 Quoting: SOON2


This is how I prefer it... It works out to 27 cents per day.
I mean come on!
 Quoting: GFX guy


In that case then I better get busy clicking all of my top surfer email ads so I can make me 27 cents a day and get this thing paid. Lets see 100 emails makes 30 cents. I think I can do it. But if my eyes start getting buggy I am blaming you for it. LMAO.
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I reported 5 of those porn links, they were talking about pedo stuff, we don't need that type of shit on this forum.

Last Edited by Fireengineer on 04/27/2013 03:16 PM
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and paypal handles all the transaction so we never even see your payment info
 Quoting: Ghetto Monk

There it is in a nutshell ... money chuckle
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My son is stationed at Joint Base Elmendorf Richardson, and he's always banned up there. Does the military block this site altogether on Post??
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Problem is, one of the great things about GLP is the anonymity. Its one of the few places where you do not have to give over your personal information, picture, etc., and still have discourse with people. If you sign up, then you guys have all our info. Defeats the very purpose we liked you for in the first place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38888590


Use an anonymous credit card, you know the type you can buy in some stores with whatever amount you want and then you just type in whatever name you want.

You helped the site stick around and you're still anonymous if you are going via vpns, proxies and stuff like that.
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What if I'm just here to read, do I have to sing up ? I'm not posting
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Problem is, one of the great things about GLP is the anonymity. Its one of the few places where you do not have to give over your personal information, picture, etc., and still have discourse with people. If you sign up, then you guys have all our info. Defeats the very purpose we liked you for in the first place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38888590


we don't have all your info if you signup

lol

shit man just look at the signup form

we hardly ask for anything

and paypal handles all the transaction so we never even see your payment info
 Quoting: Ghetto Monk


Somewhere in this over-controlled, over-exposed, world, there should be somewhere you can just exchange ideas without having to sign up, pay, or show your tits.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38888590


But I like tits....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9107938


That would be a bar.
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04/27/2013 03:40 PM
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I'm a guy, but can I get karma for showing someone else's tits? (adult of course)
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What if I'm just here to read, do I have to sing up ? I'm not posting
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You just posted, you shill!

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