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If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:

 
CelestialMaiden

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If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
"Who is this that is obscuring counsel
By words without knowledge?
 3 Gird up your loins, please, like an able-bodied man,
And let me question you, and you inform me.
 4 Where did you happen to be when I founded the earth?
Tell [me], if you do know understanding- Job 38:1-4


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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
"Who is this that is obscuring counsel
By words without knowledge?
 3 Gird up your loins, please, like an able-bodied man,
And let me question you, and you inform me.
 4 Where did you happen to be when I founded the earth?
Tell [me], if you do know understanding- Job 38:1-4


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"TELL me, if you DO know understanding".......
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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
let a real god come and ask me those questions instead of a faker writing things on parchment he says came from some god.
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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
let a real god come and ask me those questions instead of a faker writing things on parchment he says came from some god.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16502595


Have you taken time to look at this incredible planet and all life on it, including your own lately?
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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
let a real god come and ask me those questions instead of a faker writing things on parchment he says came from some god.
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Have you taken time to look at this incredible planet and all life on it, including your own lately?
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


You may want to do that
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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
let a real god come and ask me those questions instead of a faker writing things on parchment he says came from some god.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16502595


Answer fail, disqualified. Superiority bluff, ignorance flaunt.
anon
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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
let a real god come and ask me those questions instead of a faker writing things on parchment he says came from some god.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16502595


Answer fail, disqualified. Superiority bluff, ignorance flaunt.
anon
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Yeah.......people can teach God stuff you know
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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
"Who needs that fairy-tale God when Science has all the answers?" They'll tell you.
Don't talk like you know everything, dammit.

Because I do.
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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
"Who needs that fairy-tale God when Science has all the answers?" They'll tell you.
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Oh.....please we beg you......tell us the answers science has
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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
If I heard a disembodied voice say that, or anything else, I would go to see a psychologist and get some anti-schizophrenia meds.
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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
If I heard a disembodied voice say that, or anything else, I would go to see a psychologist and get some anti-schizophrenia meds.
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well.....yeah.......

but for the sake of imagination!
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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
If I heard a disembodied voice say that, or anything else, I would go to see a psychologist and get some anti-schizophrenia meds.
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well.....yeah.......

but for the sake of imagination!
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Then if we are using imagination can god be Optimus Prime or Gandalf?
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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
If "GOD" knows all....
why would he ask questions?
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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
If "GOD" knows all....
why would he ask questions?
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This question falls upon those who question him-
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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
In the dust.
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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
how do you know it's a HIM ?
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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
STOP PERSONIFYING GOD. YOU ARE NOT IN A POSITION TO ASK QUESTIONS ON THE BEHALF OF A FORCE ABOVE YOU.

that's my answer not as a person of "faith" but of KNOWLEDGE.
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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
STOP PERSONIFYING GOD. YOU ARE NOT IN A POSITION TO ASK QUESTIONS ON THE BEHALF OF A FORCE ABOVE YOU.

that's my answer not as a person of "faith" but of KNOWLEDGE.
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God asked Job that question

it has every right to be asked of those who question God
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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
Science Confirms the Bible

[link to evidencebible.com]
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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
god doesnt exist, hes like santa claus for adults
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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
let a real god come and ask me those questions instead of a faker writing things on parchment he says came from some god.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16502595


Have you taken time to look at this incredible planet and all life on it, including your own lately?
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


The beauty of our planet and our cosmos have nothing to do with scriptural gods and demons.
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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
god doesnt exist, hes like santa claus for adults
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35740950


So if God doesn't exist.......how are you able to even read, and respond to this thread?

Where does a mind come from?

How can our fingers be so nimble so as to be able to perform multi-tasks?


Simple questions.......
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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
let a real god come and ask me those questions instead of a faker writing things on parchment he says came from some god.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16502595


Have you taken time to look at this incredible planet and all life on it, including your own lately?
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


The beauty of our planet and our cosmos have nothing to do with scriptural gods and demons.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1032253


So where does the "beauty of our planet and cosmos" come from?

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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
god doesnt exist, hes like santa claus for adults
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35740950


So if God doesn't exist.......how are you able to even read, and respond to this thread?

Where does a mind come from?

How can our fingers be so nimble so as to be able to perform multi-tasks?


Simple questions.......
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


Why is a god necessary for any of that?

But it is really fucking insulting to the determination and ingenuity of mankind as a whole to say that we couldn't have invented the written word if it wasn't handed to us on a silver platter by some magic sky wizard. How do we have the written word? Thousands of years of work by mankind.
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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
god doesnt exist, hes like santa claus for adults
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35740950


So if God doesn't exist.......how are you able to even read, and respond to this thread?

Where does a mind come from?

How can our fingers be so nimble so as to be able to perform multi-tasks?


Simple questions.......
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


Why is a god necessary for any of that?

But it is really fucking insulting to the determination and ingenuity of mankind as a whole to say that we couldn't have invented the written word if it wasn't handed to us on a silver platter by some magic sky wizard. How do we have the written word? Thousands of years of work by mankind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33802491


Didn't answer the question

Where did a mind come from to have ingenuity in the first place?
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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
god doesnt exist, hes like santa claus for adults
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35740950


So if God doesn't exist.......how are you able to even read, and respond to this thread?

Where does a mind come from?

How can our fingers be so nimble so as to be able to perform multi-tasks?


Simple questions.......
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


Why is a god necessary for any of that?

But it is really fucking insulting to the determination and ingenuity of mankind as a whole to say that we couldn't have invented the written word if it wasn't handed to us on a silver platter by some magic sky wizard. How do we have the written word? Thousands of years of work by mankind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33802491


Didn't answer the question

Where did a mind come from to have ingenuity in the first place?
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


The only sensical theory is that of evolution. I mean you can imagine that your imaginary friend used his Hogwarts magic to poof us into existence with fairy dust.... but you would be wrong!
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So if God doesn't exist.......how are you able to even read, and respond to this thread?

Where does a mind come from?

How can our fingers be so nimble so as to be able to perform multi-tasks?


Simple questions.......
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


Why is a god necessary for any of that?

But it is really fucking insulting to the determination and ingenuity of mankind as a whole to say that we couldn't have invented the written word if it wasn't handed to us on a silver platter by some magic sky wizard. How do we have the written word? Thousands of years of work by mankind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33802491


Didn't answer the question

Where did a mind come from to have ingenuity in the first place?
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


The only sensical theory is that of evolution. I mean you can imagine that your imaginary friend used his Hogwarts magic to poof us into existence with fairy dust.... but you would be wrong!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33802491


okay



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Why is a god necessary for any of that?

But it is really fucking insulting to the determination and ingenuity of mankind as a whole to say that we couldn't have invented the written word if it wasn't handed to us on a silver platter by some magic sky wizard. How do we have the written word? Thousands of years of work by mankind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33802491


Didn't answer the question

Where did a mind come from to have ingenuity in the first place?
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


The only sensical theory is that of evolution. I mean you can imagine that your imaginary friend used his Hogwarts magic to poof us into existence with fairy dust.... but you would be wrong!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33802491


okay



 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


That video didn't show a single creature being poofed into existence. Therefore it can't be used to promote creationism.
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Re: If God asked atheists and evolutionists THIS question- wonder how they would answer him:
This is closer to what a creationist video would look like:

[link to www.youtube.com]
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Didn't answer the question

Where did a mind come from to have ingenuity in the first place?
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


The only sensical theory is that of evolution. I mean you can imagine that your imaginary friend used his Hogwarts magic to poof us into existence with fairy dust.... but you would be wrong!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33802491


okay



 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


That video didn't show a single creature being poofed into existence. Therefore it can't be used to promote creationism.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33802491


So, where did life originate then?
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The only sensical theory is that of evolution. I mean you can imagine that your imaginary friend used his Hogwarts magic to poof us into existence with fairy dust.... but you would be wrong!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33802491


okay



 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


That video didn't show a single creature being poofed into existence. Therefore it can't be used to promote creationism.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33802491


So, where did life originate then?
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


A genie? No wait, that would be retarded.

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