This gives a whole new meaning to "bring in the tomato plant"

lol, that tomato plant might be best if taken out, but not with a steak knife!!

How is that possible??

:sellers26:

I don't know, but many years ago I read that someone had one growing on the roof of their mouth. Apparently the seed got somehow trapped there and grew because of the moisture. I suppose a seed got trapped in his bowel.

Aw, GREAT! Something else to be paranoid about. :)

Tentacle tomato plant rape?

maybe Fred is actually an offspring of that tomato plant -- he's a tomato of his own root plant? -- and Frank is literally always "outside"?

Yikes!!

how could this be possible? there's no photosynthesis, and the space seems an impossibility.

was this published on April 1st?

It was - I had to go back and look and sure enough, April 1st.

not kidding...i already scrape out most of the tomato "guts"...now i'm gonna be anal.

Last Edited by woowoochic on 04/28/2013 12:12 AM

...that's not where you put tomato plants, darlin'.

I swallowed an apple seed when I was a kid. A few years later I had an apple tree growing out on my belly button.

It wasn't too painful, only slightly awkward.

In the fall My mom would harvest the apples and make apple pie for the rest of the family.

One day in a terrible storm, the apple tree snapped in half.

A week latter my dad called in a stump grinder and had the tree trunk grounded down.

Coast to Coast April fools edition.

my mom used to tell me that if I swallowed orange seeds a tree would grow in my stomach. LOL

Mom said the same about watermelon seeds, she scared the hell out of me.