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"It will be as in the days of Noah"

 
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04/28/2013 05:45 AM
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There will be a HUGE but false uplift in the world just to make damn sure the real watchers get their glory.


He will come as a thief and I mean it's going to be maddening. An asteroid hitting the earth and knocking it off course and the whole world fighting to survive.

People will seek death and try to kill themselves but they won't die, the zombie apocalypse is real.

Shit man, biblically, this is going to be a nightmare come true.

It's fucked up people want to live through it.

There is no living through it.


Most of you is going to die, in a sense.
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All that shit's been cancelled
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Because a pastor told you?
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Negative
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04/28/2013 06:06 AM
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There will be a HUGE but false uplift in the world just to make damn sure the real watchers get their glory.


He will come as a thief and I mean it's going to be maddening. An asteroid hitting the earth and knocking it off course and the whole world fighting to survive.

People will seek death and try to kill themselves but they won't die, the zombie apocalypse is real.

Shit man, biblically, this is going to be a nightmare come true.

It's fucked up people want to live through it.

There is no living through it.


Most of you is going to die, in a sense.
 Quoting: VarianceX77


All that shit's been cancelled
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8788578


Because a pastor told you?
 Quoting: Ryan James 39000501


Negative
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Dont know what you mean. I dont think Gods going to kill everyone.
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04/28/2013 06:09 AM
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I hope it's Nibiru damnit!
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04/28/2013 03:24 PM
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There will be a HUGE but false uplift in the world just to make damn sure the real watchers get their glory.


He will come as a thief and I mean it's going to be maddening. An asteroid hitting the earth and knocking it off course and the whole world fighting to survive.

People will seek death and try to kill themselves but they won't die, the zombie apocalypse is real.

Shit man, biblically, this is going to be a nightmare come true.

It's fucked up people want to live through it.

There is no living through it.


Most of you is going to die, in a sense.
 Quoting: VarianceX77


All that shit's been cancelled
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8788578


Because a pastor told you?
 Quoting: Ryan James 39000501


No, because Christianity Inc. has it all wrong.

Most of the DOOOOM spoken of in the gospels was directly aimed at the siege of Jerusalem 67AD to 70AD. There were supposedly signs in the sky, etc. People were eating their babies. This was a massive event, marking the end of the old covenant.

Revelation is a message of symbols, not to be taken literally. Candles = churches, beasts = kingdoms, the sea = humanity, etc. I assume you guys aren't literally watching for a literal human woman clothed with solar radiation, correct? That's just a word picture, like everything else in the book.

I understand where you're coming from, because I was onboard all the Hal Lindsey nonsense for years. But it turns out that all this stuff is sensational noise for carnal Laodiceans eager to save their butts. It's time we outgrow all the bullshit rumors and hearsay.
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04/29/2013 04:06 AM

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Had a scary dream last night; took the kids to the seaside but when we got there it was nearly all underwater - only the tops of the fairground rides stuck above the water level, and these were covered in snow - it was summer, and it was freezing. Just remembered this thread title and it brought it back.
Into my heart an air that kills From yon far country blows:
What are those blue remembered hills, What spires, what farms are those?
That is the land of lost content,I see it shining plain,The happy highways where I went And cannot come again.
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04/29/2013 04:31 AM
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not many noahs around here. guess we're all doomed.

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