Got Doom withdrawal

Is it me, or is there just NO news today - no doom, nothing going on. Getting seriously bored. So I'll post some jokes instead.

Instead of buying an expensive car to compensate for his small penis, like most men, Kim Jong-Un bought a rocket. Sadly, he still couldn't get it up.


Rumours circulating that Kim Jong Un has been assassinated.
Could be replaced by Kim Jong Deux.


Another day, another story about that evil little dictator, threatening to inflict pain on millions of innocent people...
Well, enough about Justin Bieber; isn't that Kim Jong-Un a little fucker?


A French War Hero, a peaceful Muslim and the Loch Ness Monster are sitting in a bar.
Who is the odd one out?
The Loch Ness Monster, because there is a chance that he actually exists.