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better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?

 
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better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
Think about it ladies. I guarantee I can put it on you better than a metro homo twenty something that cares about his hair more than you care about yours.

Time to leave the boys at the door.

This is the real reason you see 19-22 year old women with older men. Because older men know how to f#*$!


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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
I'll go with the 22yr old but thanks anyway. :-)
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
I think if you are male and "dress like a model" and "wear perfume"...you ARE GAY, or wanna be.
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
I'll go with the 22yr old but thanks anyway. :-)
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one other thing darling, when we go out I'll never ask you to pay....22yr olds can't say that
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
Not the 22yo. Insufficient control at that age.
Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"Don't die on a small cross..." Saddletramp's Mom

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
I'll go with the 22yr old but thanks anyway. :-)
 Quoting: The Swan


one other thing darling, when we go out I'll never ask you to pay....22yr olds can't say that
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White knight alert.
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
This is your Conspiracy Theory Forum Post ????????????

Really ????

Seriously ????

Go rub one off and come back when you are clear headed. LOL
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
Not the 22yo. Insufficient control at that age.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


^^^^^THIS^^^^^

I done my best fucking once I past 30.
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
Young guys are wambam thank ya mam. Stick with the young guys and when you get older you'll realize how much better sex with a ,more seasoned if you will, man. A few years under you belt makes a difference. Now I understand that there are a lot of out of shape 30+ year olds. But there are also a lot of us that are not.

I'm 33 and still get asked for Id when at a bar or restaurant. And its not cause they're being nice. I just aged well.

Amazing how some women say they would do Johnny depp even though he's what 50ish. And looks like a anorexic method head.
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
Young guys are wambam thank ya mam. Stick with the young guys and when you get older you'll realize how much better sex with a ,more seasoned if you will, man. A few years under you belt makes a difference. Now I understand that there are a lot of out of shape 30+ year olds. But there are also a lot of us that are not.

I'm 33 and still get asked for Id when at a bar or restaurant. And its not cause they're being nice. I just aged well.

Amazing how some women say they would do Johnny depp even though he's what 50ish. And looks like a anorexic method head.
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also a 22yr old is far more likely to "walk away" when he "knocks you up"...sorry gals just posting the truth
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
Young guys are wambam thank ya mam. Stick with the young guys and when you get older you'll realize how much better sex with a ,more seasoned if you will, man. A few years under you belt makes a difference. Now I understand that there are a lot of out of shape 30+ year olds. But there are also a lot of us that are not.

I'm 33 and still get asked for Id when at a bar or restaurant. And its not cause they're being nice. I just aged well.

Amazing how some women say they would do Johnny depp even though he's what 50ish. And looks like a anorexic method head.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21415600


I did not like 22 year olds when I was 22. With that said, out of shape at any age is a non starter. A guy must have firmer abs than I have.
Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"Don't die on a small cross..." Saddletramp's Mom

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
Motion of the ocean, and all that. Sensual men are better lovers. Ultra macho men who fuck based on instinct to just ram it in and out til hes done, not so much usually.
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
Also more likely to chase more ass around after giving you whole ten minutes of - pleasure? If a 30ish guy is putting his experience to work on a 20 year old woman I can tell you he is going to stick around a while.
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
is this a serious question? who would want to sleep with a boy who smells like flowers? and dresses like a model? jeez that sounds awful. ill take the man thanks

hf

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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
This is your Conspiracy Theory Forum Post ????????????

Really ????

Seriously ????

Go rub one off and come back when you are clear headed. LOL
 Quoting: mikebo2


lmao
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
I bet I spend more time on my woman before I take my shirt of than most guys do in a week. Let's just say I'm happily married and so is my wife. Ten years and I bet I've washed my sheets more than a tweener washes his minuteman.
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
Not the 22yo. Insufficient control at that age.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


Take control. :-) Im married to a thirty something and my friend to a twenty something. Bottom line. What goes up must come down, subtract your mans age from 60 and thats how quickly it happens.

beared
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
Define "MAN" or is that simply defined by the "33"?

I'm finding the older I get, the more younger men are attracted to me. It's weird, and getting a little hard to turn down those rock hard...bodies. lol
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
Damn, You make it sound like 33 is fucking old! I just turned 40 last year and I don't feel old ,still in good shape and don't have a single grey hair yet. Well 3 or 4 in my goatee.
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
Sorry but the had this on my mind. A younger girl I work with keeps getting dumped on by young guys her age 22. I told she should date an older guy and she said eww gross.

I told her " OK keep getting dumped on by guys who don't have a clue yet how to please a woman. Or a steady job for that matter".
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
Think about it ladies. I guarantee I can put it on you better than a metro homo twenty something that cares about his hair more than you care about yours.

Time to leave the boys at the door.

This is the real reason you see 19-22 year old women with older men. Because older men know how to f#*$!


bounceb
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21415600


wtfthisshit

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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
Not the 22yo. Insufficient control at that age.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


Take control. :-) Im married to a thirty something and my friend to a twenty something. Bottom line. What goes up must come down, subtract your mans age from 60 and thats how quickly it happens.

beared
 Quoting: The Swan


Speaking from experience here.....I'm 40 something...married to a 60 something.... he STILL has amazing stamina and the ability to go more than once in a session. Age is certainly a factor if the person is not fit and ambitious. My man has the physical body of a thirty something...PLUS 45 or so years of learning every nook and cranny of a woman. He KNOWS what he's doing!!!
Fool me once, shame on you.....fool me twice shame on me.
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
I bet I spend more time on my woman before I take my shirt of than most guys do in a week. Let's just say I'm happily married and so is my wife. Ten years and I bet I've washed my sheets more than a tweener washes his minuteman.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21415600


Hmm So you're happily married but insecure? And would your wifey like you saying:

"I guarantee I can put it on you better than a metro homo twenty something."

angryface
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
Not the 22yo. Insufficient control at that age.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


Take control. :-) Im married to a thirty something and my friend to a twenty something. Bottom line. What goes up must come down, subtract your mans age from 60 and thats how quickly it happens.

beared
 Quoting: The Swan


Speaking from experience here.....I'm 40 something...married to a 60 something.... he STILL has amazing stamina and the ability to go more than once in a session. Age is certainly a factor if the person is not fit and ambitious. My man has the physical body of a thirty something...PLUS 45 or so years of learning every nook and cranny of a woman. He KNOWS what he's doing!!!
 Quoting: Scarbedazzles


Having said that..... I was in a convenience store the other day and a twenty something asked me out!?! He wanted my number!?! Talk about eeeeeewwwwww. When I told him I could be his mama, he said, "sweetheart.....fourty is the new twenty..."

Really????wtf
Fool me once, shame on you.....fool me twice shame on me.
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
Think about it ladies. I guarantee I can put it on you better than a metro homo twenty something that cares about his hair more than you care about yours.

Time to leave the boys at the door.

This is the real reason you see 19-22 year old women with older men. Because older men know how to f#*$!


bounceb
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21415600


Sex only?

Lol, quite the talent. You learned how to procreate.

Hahahaha.
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
Honey if I could find one with stamina he'd be snapped up in a heartbeat. But alas, I haven't found one yet. Most of them can't last more than maybe 10 mins at the most. And the majority of their gfs/wives will tell you that they don't even get erections anymore. Sad.
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
Not the 22yo. Insufficient control at that age.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


Take control. :-) Im married to a thirty something and my friend to a twenty something. Bottom line. What goes up must come down, subtract your mans age from 60 and thats how quickly it happens.

beared
 Quoting: The Swan


Speaking from experience here.....I'm 40 something...married to a 60 something.... he STILL has amazing stamina and the ability to go more than once in a session. Age is certainly a factor if the person is not fit and ambitious. My man has the physical body of a thirty something...PLUS 45 or so years of learning every nook and cranny of a woman. He KNOWS what he's doing!!!
 Quoting: Scarbedazzles


Having said that..... I was in a convenience store the other day and a twenty something asked me out!?! He wanted my number!?! Talk about eeeeeewwwwww. When I told him I could be his mama, he said, "sweetheart.....fourty is the new twenty..."

Really????wtf
 Quoting: Scarbedazzles


If you are sexually happy with a 60yr old and feel you can turn down 20 something, then I hope I have the same feeling when my husband is 60.

Whatever he said, take it as a compliment. And knowledge your sexual satisfaction. Good for you.

hf
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
Define "MAN" or is that simply defined by the "33"?

I'm finding the older I get, the more younger men are attracted to me. It's weird, and getting a little hard to turn down those rock hard...bodies. lol
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bsflag

Let t denote the time to ejaculation. Obviously t is defined only for positive real values, thus t > 0.
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
Op going through a mid-life crisis?
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
I disagree, older men are just as childish and selfish as younger men. They never mature.

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