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better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?

 
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
Not the 22yo. Insufficient control at that age.
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Take control. :-) Im married to a thirty something and my friend to a twenty something. Bottom line. What goes up must come down, subtract your mans age from 60 and thats how quickly it happens.

beared
 Quoting: The Swan


If your avatar is actually you, that's why dudes are quick on the trigger!

95% of dudes never get a chick that hot!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39101090


Hahaha

its a glp avatar

Im not far off though

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I can't post pics anymore. My other half takes offence at me being a show off. :-)
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
Not the 22yo. Insufficient control at that age.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


Take control. :-) Im married to a thirty something and my friend to a twenty something. Bottom line. What goes up must come down, subtract your mans age from 60 and thats how quickly it happens.

beared
 Quoting: The Swan


If your avatar is actually you, that's why dudes are quick on the trigger!

95% of dudes never get a chick that hot!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39101090


Hahaha

its a glp avatar

Im not far off though

beared
 Quoting: The Swan


Well that's the problem then. I would have to sleep with you a few times just to get used to sleeping with such a good looking girl!

Then it would probably be awesome for you :)
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Take control. :-) Im married to a thirty something and my friend to a twenty something. Bottom line. What goes up must come down, subtract your mans age from 60 and thats how quickly it happens.

beared
 Quoting: The Swan


Speaking from experience here.....I'm 40 something...married to a 60 something.... he STILL has amazing stamina and the ability to go more than once in a session. Age is certainly a factor if the person is not fit and ambitious. My man has the physical body of a thirty something...PLUS 45 or so years of learning every nook and cranny of a woman. He KNOWS what he's doing!!!
 Quoting: Scarbedazzles


Having said that..... I was in a convenience store the other day and a twenty something asked me out!?! He wanted my number!?! Talk about eeeeeewwwwww. When I told him I could be his mama, he said, "sweetheart.....fourty is the new twenty..."

Really????wtf
 Quoting: Scarbedazzles


If you are sexually happy with a 60yr old and feel you can turn down 20 something, then I hope I have the same feeling when my husband is 60.

Whatever he said, take it as a compliment. And knowledge your sexual satisfaction. Good for you.

hf
 Quoting: The Swan


thank you! I do accept the compliment....but I found it really tough to even visualize this kid as a potential....uh....partner. I NEVER EVER "got" the Ashton/Demi thing. I have always gravitated towards manly mature men and sensuality spiked with the occasional quickie..."just because" :)
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Take control. :-) Im married to a thirty something and my friend to a twenty something. Bottom line. What goes up must come down, subtract your mans age from 60 and thats how quickly it happens.

beared
 Quoting: The Swan


If your avatar is actually you, that's why dudes are quick on the trigger!

95% of dudes never get a chick that hot!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39101090


Hahaha

its a glp avatar

Im not far off though

beared
 Quoting: The Swan


Well that's the problem then. I would have to sleep with you a few times just to get used to sleeping with such a good looking girl!

Then it would probably be awesome for you :)
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Hahaha

Im elected!!! :-)
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Take control. :-) Im married to a thirty something and my friend to a twenty something. Bottom line. What goes up must come down, subtract your mans age from 60 and thats how quickly it happens.

beared
 Quoting: The Swan


If your avatar is actually you, that's why dudes are quick on the trigger!

95% of dudes never get a chick that hot!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39101090


Hahaha

its a glp avatar

Im not far off though

beared
 Quoting: The Swan


I can't post pics anymore. My other half takes offence at me being a show off. :-)
 Quoting: The Swan


Link some old pics. That dudes stupid, I'd be like that's right! That's all me :)
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I think if you are male and "dress like a model" and "wear perfume"...you ARE GAY, or wanna be.
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^this
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If your avatar is actually you, that's why dudes are quick on the trigger!

95% of dudes never get a chick that hot!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39101090


Hahaha

its a glp avatar

Im not far off though

beared
 Quoting: The Swan


I can't post pics anymore. My other half takes offence at me being a show off. :-)
 Quoting: The Swan


Link some old pics. That dudes stupid, I'd be like that's right! That's all me :)
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and... ^^^ this ^^^
The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections. ~ Narrator (Idiocracy)
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If your avatar is actually you, that's why dudes are quick on the trigger!

95% of dudes never get a chick that hot!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39101090


Hahaha

its a glp avatar

Im not far off though

beared
 Quoting: The Swan


Well that's the problem then. I would have to sleep with you a few times just to get used to sleeping with such a good looking girl!

Then it would probably be awesome for you :)
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Hahaha

Im elected!!! :-)
 Quoting: The Swan


Or you would realize your still so far out of my league it still wouldn't be that great. Just take longer lol
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Speaking from experience here.....I'm 40 something...married to a 60 something.... he STILL has amazing stamina and the ability to go more than once in a session. Age is certainly a factor if the person is not fit and ambitious. My man has the physical body of a thirty something...PLUS 45 or so years of learning every nook and cranny of a woman. He KNOWS what he's doing!!!
 Quoting: Scarbedazzles


Having said that..... I was in a convenience store the other day and a twenty something asked me out!?! He wanted my number!?! Talk about eeeeeewwwwww. When I told him I could be his mama, he said, "sweetheart.....fourty is the new twenty..."

Really????wtf
 Quoting: Scarbedazzles


If you are sexually happy with a 60yr old and feel you can turn down 20 something, then I hope I have the same feeling when my husband is 60.

Whatever he said, take it as a compliment. And knowledge your sexual satisfaction. Good for you.

hf
 Quoting: The Swan


thank you! I do accept the compliment....but I found it really tough to even visualize this kid as a potential....uh....partner. I NEVER EVER "got" the Ashton/Demi thing. I have always gravitated towards manly mature men and sensuality spiked with the occasional quickie..."just because" :)
 Quoting: Scarbedazzles


If kutcher did an indecent proposal, I wouldn't kick him put of bed for eating crisps. Iykwim
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
lol im 21 and i have far better control than an old man, i'm sure


my bed looks like gallons of milk is spilled on it after almost every session

plus it still looks beautiful and pristine, not wrinkly ugh

my body is also ripppped so im sure most girls would gun for me over you op, sorry
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Wash the Fucking sheets dude on high temperature

eeewwww
 Quoting: The Swan


Seriously - and use some bleach.
 Quoting: Tawandaaaa


beared
 Quoting: The Swan


see....
the young ones still need to be told how to do stuff.....
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Wash the Fucking sheets dude on high temperature

eeewwww
 Quoting: The Swan


Seriously - and use some bleach.
 Quoting: Tawandaaaa


beared
 Quoting: The Swan


see....
the young ones still need to be told how to do stuff.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3188128


Maybe in America where men don't finish puberty until 30.
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Honey if I could find one with stamina he'd be snapped up in a heartbeat. But alas, I haven't found one yet. Most of them can't last more than maybe 10 mins at the most. And the majority of their gfs/wives will tell you that they don't even get erections anymore. Sad.
 Quoting: hawk8414


Average time is 5.4 minutes... and you're complaining about 10 minutes lol. See women are just as clueless.


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I'll go with the 22yr old but thanks anyway. :-)
 Quoting: The Swan


one other thing darling, when we go out I'll never ask you to pay....22yr olds can't say that
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Entire point, they dont HAVE to. The young women are with them as they want them, not their cash.
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Kris Kristofferson.
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
Here's what I got from this thread:

* OP lost his girl to a younger guy
* OP is bitter about it
* OP fails to realize the fact one's sexual prowess is based on ability to read one's partner and interpersonal chemistry and has little to do with age
* OP is having sex with Righty tonight
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Now that you mention it, that's what I get, too.
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I'll go with the 22yr old but thanks anyway. :-)
 Quoting: The Swan


And I bet you're the type that believes douching is all bad and you'll keep that 'teen spirit" most of the month. I know your type all too well hun! Sheew...nobody cares you want young 2 minute chumps with no clue how to please a REAL woman. Older guys always use dummy girls like you for an easy dump target anyway. lm@o
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
Hmm, a thread about who can last longer in bed ??

Well ladies, I can personally tell you at the age of 34, I'm am about twice as "capable" in bed than when I was 22yo.

I usually please my woman until she's satisfied and then I make love to her!

Fellas - a woman is like a muscle car, you have to wait until she's warmed up before you can hammer her. :)
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Amazing how some women say they would do Johnny depp even though he's what 50ish. And looks like a anorexic method head.
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I would do things to Johnny Depp that are illegal in 48 states
. If you looked like that, you wouldn't be whining on GLP about how much better(?) you are than younger guys. You think 30's better than 22? Well 50 has got 30 beat hands down, experience wise.
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What kind of things are illegal for a woman to do to a man??

huh
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I am a woman, indeed. Oral sex falls under sodomy laws, for one thing. Blowjobs are illegal, didn't you know? :)
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I might be the only woman on the face of the planet who doesn't find Johnny Depp attractive.
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
I'll go with the 22yr old but thanks anyway. :-)
 Quoting: The Swan


And I bet you're the type that believes douching is all bad and you'll keep that 'teen spirit" most of the month. I know your type all too well hun! Sheew...nobody cares you want young 2 minute chumps with no clue how to please a REAL woman. Older guys always use dummy girls like you for an easy dump target anyway. lm@o
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Awww thanks but Im in my 30's & married with kids. Im just going with the flow of the thread. Ask me for I.D.? Make my day

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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
I bet I spend more time on my woman before I take my shirt of than most guys do in a week. Let's just say I'm happily married and so is my wife. Ten years and I bet I've washed my sheets more than a tweener washes his minuteman.
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In my life, I have come to the conclusion..
If you have to brag about it, 9 times out of 10 you 'aint doin' it.


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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
Honey if I could find one with stamina he'd be snapped up in a heartbeat. But alas, I haven't found one yet. Most of them can't last more than maybe 10 mins at the most. And the majority of their gfs/wives will tell you that they don't even get erections anymore. Sad.
 Quoting: hawk8414


Thirty somethings, Really ? wtf
I'm 45 and I don't need help getting it up.
...and 10 min 'aint too bad the first go around..
I might need just a tad longer in between, but I can still go 30-40 min the second round..

Not every time mind you, depending on mood or how hard I worked that day..
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Men - if they're lucky - begin to outgrow their innate selfishness at about 40. Earlier if they have a wife and children to support. There comes a time when the need for diapers and food supersedes his need or want for the latest toy, computer, game, car, etc. The best men adjust to the facts of life early. The worst ones never do at all.

Girls, find yourself a man. Not a machine. You need someone who has character, values, and a willingness to support his family no matter what he must do to manage that and take care of them. Doesn't matter if he's rich or just determined to work hard. He'll make it.

Find me a guy who loves his children and I'll show you a guy that people will trip over themselves to hire - because of his character and unwillingness to abandon his responsibilities.

There are good men out there at 21 and there are good ones out there who are 51 or beyond. It's not about his age. It's about whether he is a man or now. Vs being a little boy. The metro-sexuals with the model hair, tight pants and designer shirts are often looking for someone to plow them - so be ware. They'll settle for a woman while they're hunting for a man for themselves, but that's not what they really want. Pity... but it's true.
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never heard the term "young whippersnapper" whip her snapper?
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Think about it ladies. I guarantee I can put it on you better than a metro homo twenty something that cares about his hair more than you care about yours.

Time to leave the boys at the door.

This is the real reason you see 19-22 year old women with older men. Because older men know how to f#*$!


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And cleaning your ass is overrated too, don't be like those metrosexuals
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never heard the term "young whippersnapper" whip her snapper?
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UK term:-)
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you must really be getting laid all the time since you are trying to score nut cases on GLP
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is this a serious question? who would want to sleep with a man who smells like flowers? and dresses like a model? jeez that sounds awful. ill take the man thanks

hf
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thats my girl^
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Re: better in bed...... 22 Year old guy that dresses like a model and wears perfume Or 33 year old MAN?
What about the 23 year old whos a natural romantic and wise beyond my years? You can have the best of both worlds! Haha Jk of course but my point being is age shouldn't matter, it doesn't to anyone else, know I still struggle to attract women. It's the emotional mask men put on that draws most women and that's how most guys get great at it.. I just got tired of masks, if people don't find me attractive and interesting on my own everyday me that everyone gets now then it's not worth my time and they don't deserve to see the passion and faithfulness I can hold. Take it easy man and good luck. Best thing I could say is to stop worrying and start living every day for the beauty and insight in that day... Everything happens when we're ready for it. Not when we choose to desire it.
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Lol change title to

"better in bed... 22 year old guy that dresses well and wears Cologne or 33year old man who wears mis matched clothes and has a slightly rancid odor?

Lol jp Op but your thread title is slighty loaded, just because some of us younger guys dress well and smell nice doesn't mean we cant please our ladies;)
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