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My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/30/2013 06:41 AM
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My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
Back when I was 17, I had roughly a 8-9 inch penis. I have never had an STD of any kind. I am 27 now, and I have a 4 inch penis.

How does that work?

It has been getting smaller ever since I was 19 when I first noticed the first change.

I have seen doctors about this and they have no idea.

I am afraid that it will keep shrinking until I have a chode or worse...

I am very embarassed about this and it is only forums like these were you can talk anonymously that I am willing to talk about it.

Has this happened to anyone else so drastically?

I know I might be sounding paranoid, but I had a girlfriend when I was 18 who was a goth and was into black magic and stuff, we broke up horribly when I cheated on her drunk and she hated me for it. Could it be possible that she cursed me? If so, is there a way to break this curse??

My penis is probably getting smaller as I type this, I am so afraid....
Anonymous Coward
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04/30/2013 06:42 AM
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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
Use it or lose it
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04/30/2013 06:44 AM
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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
Yeah, it's common.

Soon your penis will begin and you will develop a Vagina..

Good luck
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04/30/2013 06:45 AM
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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
Maybe @ 17 you had a good shape and now u r a fatty american? Fat belly - penis becomes smaller ...

tounge
Buck Zander

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04/30/2013 06:45 AM
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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
"Blow on it, Chocolate! Blow on it!" - Richard Pryor

afro
There must be a law that people can't lie.
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04/30/2013 06:46 AM
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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
Maybe @ 17 you had a good shape and now u r a fatty american? Fat belly - penis becomes smaller ...

tounge
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oops u r aussie - anyway - maybe too fat?
Nonyabusiness

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04/30/2013 06:46 AM
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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
Weight gain?
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04/30/2013 06:47 AM
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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
Back when I was 17, I had roughly a 8-9 inch penis. I have never had an STD of any kind. I am 27 now, and I have a 4 inch penis.

How does that work?

It has been getting smaller ever since I was 19 when I first noticed the first change.

I have seen doctors about this and they have no idea.

I am afraid that it will keep shrinking until I have a chode or worse...

I am very embarassed about this and it is only forums like these were you can talk anonymously that I am willing to talk about it.

Has this happened to anyone else so drastically?

I know I might be sounding paranoid, but I had a girlfriend when I was 18 who was a goth and was into black magic and stuff, we broke up horribly when I cheated on her drunk and she hated me for it. Could it be possible that she cursed me? If so, is there a way to break this curse??

My penis is probably getting smaller as I type this, I am so afraid....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39110384


HAHAHAHA Chode..... Use some Shae Butter, it stimulates natural growth, its cheap and you can use it on anything!
bananasex
SuperPet225

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04/30/2013 06:48 AM
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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
Just use it regularly, tap something real hard

'if you don't use it you loose it'

Tip: in my country some people fuck donkeys and they have huge penises, because they fuck animals so much, they abuse their penis like crazy, hence their penis grows like crazy, these sick bastards don't give their penis a break since they were in preschool from fucking bitches and donkeys

i suggest you start tapping something A.S.A.P, even it if is a donkey or a plastic pussey.

5a
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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
Yeah, it's common.

Soon your penis will begin and you will develop a Vagina..

Good luck
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39104901


You can do that hahaha
Buck Zander

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My penis is shrinking!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39110384


Let's hope more blood has been going to your brain instead.
There must be a law that people can't lie.
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04/30/2013 06:50 AM
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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
So let me get this right, your erections are of the same strength or are they weaker than before?
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04/30/2013 06:51 AM
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04/30/2013 06:53 AM
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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
Holy shit mate, well 8 - 9 inch is huge to start off with.
All i can say is that ive heard of a fairly common medical condition called phimosis, or something, and its when your foreskin shrinks, so of course if that happens its going to appear that your penis is shrinking even when its not, its just like tight shrink wrap. The solution is to get the foreskin cut off.
Also if i was you id look into a thing called jelking which is an easy exercise you can do to increase bloodflow and enlarge it,.
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04/30/2013 06:56 AM
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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
Assuming it is a curse, yea theres bound to be a way of removing the curse, just get on some torrent searches and download all the magick ebooks you can right now, and get researching.
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04/30/2013 06:59 AM
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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
stimulants (meth, caffeine, cocaine) etc... give you speed dick

Eliminate any stimulant for 21 days
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04/30/2013 07:02 AM
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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
did you use steroids? Some kind of chemicals, other hormones? Remember that if you use too much testosterone the unused hormones going through your liver chemistry transform in female hormones make you look like a woman, plus you get shrinking penis and female boobs.


But it also can be a low level of testosterone. Go have your tests on testosterone.
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04/30/2013 07:06 AM

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Shift of perception
Who am I and who are you to tell people what they should believe in and what not?
Everyone needs to make up his own mind and needs to have his own experiences.
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04/30/2013 07:08 AM
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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
yea good thinking. Get your testosterone level tested, you might need testosterone replacement to bring it up to normal or higher level, like that champion UFC fighter.

Also cocaine shrinks your dick and probably other stimulants.

Cant believe all these idiotic piss taking replies, if that was to happen to me i would want help not idiotic piss taking.,
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04/30/2013 07:10 AM
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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
Your ruler is getting bigger, no worries.
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04/30/2013 07:12 AM
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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
Just use it regularly, tap something real hard

'if you don't use it you loose it'

Tip: in my country some people fuck donkeys and they have huge penises, because they fuck animals so much, they abuse their penis like crazy, hence their penis grows like crazy, these sick bastards don't give their penis a break since they were in preschool from fucking bitches and donkeys

i suggest you start tapping something A.S.A.P, even it if is a donkey or a plastic pussey.

5a
 Quoting: SuperPet225


dumbass
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°Lucy°
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04/30/2013 07:13 AM

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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
yea good thinking. Get your testosterone level tested, you might need testosterone replacement to bring it up to normal or higher level, like that champion UFC fighter.

Also cocaine shrinks your dick and probably other stimulants.

Cant believe all these idiotic piss taking replies, if that was to happen to me i would want help not idiotic piss taking.,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38443210


Maybe its just the wrong place to ask such a question? If he is really concerned about his willy then maybe a medical forum or a doctor would be the better choice.

Maybe this link will help OP

[link to men.webmd.com]

If testosteron levels are to low, willy will get bald too

Last Edited by °Lucy° on 04/30/2013 07:14 AM
Who am I and who are you to tell people what they should believe in and what not?
Everyone needs to make up his own mind and needs to have his own experiences.
Anonymous Coward
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04/30/2013 07:15 AM
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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
this is a global Problem,
dig a bit on Google and you find the answer
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04/30/2013 07:18 AM
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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
This has been happening in Austrailia and the UK very often lately!!!!!!!!!

Doctors beleive it occurs when men are fooled into giving up all of their rights and freedoms to the gun grabbers and their staged games and intentional lies.

The men in the UK and Austrailia have their testicals shrink along with their penise as they become more and more like cowardly prepubesent girls beleiving that the gun grabbers actually CARE about THEIR SAFETY when in FACT they want everyone disarmed before all of the worldwide chaos they plan to them and their famalies...

Enjoy losing yuour man-hood Aussies and Brits. No more testosterone let in your men (or shall I say them little girls)
Anonymous Coward
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04/30/2013 07:25 AM
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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
yea good thinking. Get your testosterone level tested, you might need testosterone replacement to bring it up to normal or higher level, like that champion UFC fighter.

Also cocaine shrinks your dick and probably other stimulants.

Cant believe all these idiotic piss taking replies, if that was to happen to me i would want help not idiotic piss taking.,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38443210


Maybe its just the wrong place to ask such a question? If he is really concerned about his willy then maybe a medical forum or a doctor would be the better choice.

Maybe this link will help OP

[link to men.webmd.com]

If testosteron levels are to low, willy will get bald too
 Quoting: °Lucy°


OP already said he was too embarrassed to ask at other places, and they have already been to the doctor! so read first before opening your mouth.
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04/30/2013 07:26 AM
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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
OP post again to prove you wernt just trolling,
hapless moran

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04/30/2013 07:27 AM
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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
Sounds like you are suffering from Koro. Are you asian?
free your inner baboon.
Anonymous Coward
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04/30/2013 07:28 AM
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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
Rick Moranis is gonna do an X rated movie version, 'Honey I shrunk my penis'.
Anonymous Coward
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04/30/2013 07:32 AM
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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
Whacking it really hard off the door frame regularly helps.
I normally sit with an anvil dangling from mine to aid in stretching it as well.
Anonymous Coward
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04/30/2013 07:33 AM
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Stop doing meth
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04/30/2013 07:39 AM

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Re: My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!!
yea good thinking. Get your testosterone level tested, you might need testosterone replacement to bring it up to normal or higher level, like that champion UFC fighter.

Also cocaine shrinks your dick and probably other stimulants.

Cant believe all these idiotic piss taking replies, if that was to happen to me i would want help not idiotic piss taking.,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38443210


Maybe its just the wrong place to ask such a question? If he is really concerned about his willy then maybe a medical forum or a doctor would be the better choice.

Maybe this link will help OP

[link to men.webmd.com]

If testosteron levels are to low, willy will get bald too
 Quoting: °Lucy°


OP already said he was too embarrassed to ask at other places, and they have already been to the doctor! so read first before opening your mouth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38443210


I have read it. Med forums are anonymous too and his very last sentence got me thinking him trolling.

Well, whatever, hope the link is helpful to OP
Who am I and who are you to tell people what they should believe in and what not?
Everyone needs to make up his own mind and needs to have his own experiences.

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