Ok, I am Obama, ask me a question

That sir, is not a question, will check on education policy

Do not be afraid, I am not reptilian, but I know

Who give me one star?

The American people.

How many people can you fit in your trailer?

Do you like the dirty sanchez?

Like your IQ, less than 20

Last Edited by MaybeTrollingU on 04/30/2013 06:57 PM

85 to be exact

Who are they?

Why do you approve the stalking, framing, and murder of innocent Americans?

Why approve operations that target and kill completely innocent Americans, such as myself, my landlord, Aaron Swartz, and innocent children in Iowa?

I wish this was the real obama. Maybe he could answer these questions.

I do not approve that, give a proof of it

Why do you hate America?

Why not just come out of the closet barry? That basketball player did.

I got the Office of the Director of National Intelligence to transfer me to the security operations center that was overseeing the operation.

In addition, due to persistence, I was able to find the office phone numbers of some of the people responsible. The numbers used to belong to National Counter Terrorism Center staff. They claim to no longer work for the NCTC, but that doesn't mean it isn't a government operation.

No, I do not have hate on my hart, but I think you do

Let me answer in a language you understand better

Ok the kids said if you are the real Obama they want their questions answered so here goes:

What type of toilet paper do you use?

Do you eat broccoli? Or feed it to the dog?

Do you ever fart in front of everyone when your in a meeting and blame it on someone else?

Do you ever eat macaroni and cheese?

I really wish you were the real obama. Anyway, it's a completely true story. Since I got all the death threats, I really have nothing to hide.

I know that can't be right because everyone knows that you have no power of thought. It was removed to keep you from proving beyond all doubt that you are an ass. Anyone that can even listen through any of your so called speeches knows that you are devoiod of any thought process capabilities.

Your actions also show proof that you have no intention to do anything that might be of benefit to this country so by defacto act, you are trying to destroy it. Only a lost soul such as yourself would ever conceive of a desire to destroy the greatest country this world has ever known, even if you are only taking orders from some other poor demented lost soul.

Sir, welcome to the club

Yes, but, like GW Bush said, I am the decision maker...

If you are really a decision maker, then why not allow a look at your college papers and admissions to prove that you are even capable of even making a decision instead of hiding under the words and deeds of others.

I do not have to, I an an elected figure, not applying for a private enterprise job, I did campaign and win, it is all that is needed for the job

Win, you won? Facts are already showing proof that you stole the election. But then, you did say that voter fraud was an acceptable election practice. Everyone should know that you have never had a real job in your life, so why should you think you have to obey the same laws as the common citizens?

How about the Constitution? Were you not the person who said that the Constitution is an impediment to your authority? Don't you think that you should at least uphold the oath you took for the office of the President and at least pretend that you are upholding the Constitution, or does that go against your mandated orders as well?

I am sorry for the typo mistakes, I phone 2 is to small for my hands, but for budget cuts, can't afford Galaxy SIII, no, I did not stole any election, it is not my fault that 60% Americans think different than you, 40% still a lot, but not a majority

Barack,

STOP BEING AN ASS

Supreme Queen.

Ok people of America, no more questions, going back to work

85 seems about right.

There you go again, lying about numbers, making them up to suit your story instead of actually using the correct numbers.

Like when you claim that 90% of Americans agree with you on gun-control, yet your own poll takers show that almost 55% are against your gun-control. You also stated that you can not understand why congress would go against you and your over-whelming numbers of supporters and voted agauinst your gun-control. Then again, wasn't it you that also said that the affordable health care act had to go through even though over 60% of Americans were against it before you signed it into law against your own words to wait for the public to read it and voice their opinion before you would ever sign a ball into law?

I guess keeping your word means nothing to you, and about as meaningful as any promice you have ever made, but have never kept. You have shown that you have no honor your yourself or for this country. If you did, you would quit your office and immediately turn yourself over to any LEO for charges. But since all you have ever care for is yourself, no body, and I mean no body means anything to you unless you can control them. That is why you hate online news sites. You can handle any one ever thinking on their own.