Dumb polish american, ask me a question.

I have Polish parents but I was born in Australia.

Where you born in Poland or America?

Have you gone back?

I was born here in America, Both of my Grandfathers are full polish and came to america way back when they were young and started there families here, i have never been to Poland but i will Someday!

My uncle is a Pollack.

cheers to your uncle!

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Thanks for the video!

How much is a hot dog?

Why do you guys rake the leaves directly from e trees?

No problem



Sydney ?

we put ourselfs to work!

depends on the size of the dog

Why do your submarines have screen doors and also, how can I ice cube?

Raymond Daniel Manczarek

co-founder and keyboardist of The Doors



Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Into this house we're born
Into this world we're thrown

hahahahaha! ummm, well we believe if we hold our breath longer and longer at times we will eventually be able to stay under for long periods of time.

Kielbasas, or Pierogies ?

only the best food EVER!

Short Poland Jokes

Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him?
A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover".

Q: How do you sink a polish battleship? A: Put it in water. Q: Why did the polack put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

Q: What happened to the Polish hockey team?
A: They all drowned in spring training.

Q: How does every Polish joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Polish beauty contest?
A: Me neither.

Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
A: Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel.

Q: How do you know if your in front of a Polish firing squad?
A: They are standing in a circle.


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I like your shirt dear fuckwit ,you must play golf a lot ain't you?
Learn and polish your etiquette pink Moran.



Just passing through this thread

Polish women tend to be pretty. Are you hot?

thanks im sure i will re-use some of these!

I am a 8 is what ive always been rated lol,, brown hair blue eyes athletic build.. yes this chick is kinda cute

Good for you!

Thanks :)

people are not polish -their poles.

dummy.

I'd rather be considered as Polish woman then a Pole woman.

I lived in Poland for 6 years before returning to Canada. Polish women are awesome, so I married one. Also the beer there is second to none.

Kurwa, why did I leave?

So did the pole shift happen yet?