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Man calls 911 for Kool-Aid, burgers and weed

 
Dr. Ben Schillen
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Man calls 911 for Kool-Aid, burgers and weed
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ST. PETERSBURG, Florida (AP) - A St. Petersburg man is accused of misusing the 911 system to request that he wanted "Kool-Aid, burgers and weed to be delivered to him."

The Tampa Bay Times reports 34-year-old Jarvis Sutton dialed 911 about 80 times on Sunday.

[link to www.wtsp.com]

Last Edited by Dr. Ben Schillen on 05/01/2013 09:53 AM
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Re: Man calls 911 for Kool-Aid, burgers and weed
How much do you want to bet he was on psyche drugs?
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Damn, can't post $150 in bail, how was he gonna pay for that stuff if it actually showed up?
Fuck Yea!
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WOAH NELLYhorsepoop
"The circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."

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Re: Man calls 911 for Kool-Aid, burgers and weed
How much do you want to bet he was on psyche drugs?
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How much do you want to bet that he's an Obama voter?
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Re: Man calls 911 for Kool-Aid, burgers and weed
Please tell me a 911 operator had a sense of humor and asked "you want fries with that?"

paclaugh
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HOW MUCH U WANT TO BET UR A RACIST?
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Re: Man calls 911 for Kool-Aid, burgers and weed
Damn, can't post $150 in bail, how was he gonna pay for that stuff if it actually showed up?
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LOL! good point.
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Re: Man calls 911 for Kool-Aid, burgers and weed
Please tell me a 911 operator had a sense of humor and asked "you want fries with that?"

paclaugh
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If the operator had a sense of humor, I am sure that he, or she, lost it sometime before the 80th call.
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Damn, can't post $150 in bail, how was he gonna pay for that stuff if it actually showed up?
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lmao
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Re: Man calls 911 for Kool-Aid, burgers and weed
HOW MUCH U WANT TO BET UR A RACIST?
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There's nothing racist about the story or title of the thread.

A man called 911 80 times demanding kool aid, burgers, and weed. That's a FACT!

Last Edited by Dr. Ben Schillen on 05/01/2013 10:14 AM
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Re: Man calls 911 for Kool-Aid, burgers and weed
Please tell me a 911 operator had a sense of humor and asked "you want fries with that?"

paclaugh
 Quoting: Swearengen


If the operator had a sense of humor, I am sure that he, or she, lost it sometime before the 80th call.
 Quoting: Dr. Ben Schillen


They don't always get the same operator secrets
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Freakin' people... *sigh*
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Legalizing weed can open up so many business opportunities. Not just for selling it, food sales will skyrocket and so will demands for delivery services because stoners are not going to want to drive.
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They should have showed up and shot him, and do us all a favor.
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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Damn, can't post $150 in bail, how was he gonna pay for that stuff if it actually showed up?
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IOU's

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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Damn, can't post $150 in bail, how was he gonna pay for that stuff if it actually showed up?
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Is weed that expensive over there?
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Damn, can't post $150 in bail, how was he gonna pay for that stuff if it actually showed up?
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


Is weed that expensive over there?
 Quoting: Psych


Depends how much he was asking for...

...but if you don't even have $150. to your name you probably shouldn't be buying weed.
Fuck Yea!
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Guess the The Struggle is real
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ey mayne let me get some kool aid burgers and weed over here
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ey mayne let me get some kool aid burgers and weed over here
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gnomesayin
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HOW MUCH U WANT TO BET UR A RACIST?
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Can we please ban all the mofos that keep calling RACIST for no good reason? redface banned2
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Re: Man calls 911 for Kool-Aid, burgers and weed
Damn, can't post $150 in bail, how was he gonna pay for that stuff if it actually showed up?
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


Is weed that expensive over there?
 Quoting: Psych


Depends how much he was asking for...

...but if you don't even have $150. to your name you probably shouldn't be buying weed.
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


Good point. chuckle

Last Edited by Psych on 05/01/2013 10:41 AM
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Re: Man calls 911 for Kool-Aid, burgers and weed
PLEASE RELEASE THE AUDIO TAPES, ALL.......80 of them lmao I would listen to that
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Re: Man calls 911 for Kool-Aid, burgers and weed
Mug shot: [link to www.wtsp.com]

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ST. PETERSBURG, Florida (AP) - A St. Petersburg man is accused of misusing the 911 system to request that he wanted "Kool-Aid, burgers and weed to be delivered to him."

The Tampa Bay Times reports 34-year-old Jarvis Sutton dialed 911 about 80 times on Sunday.

[link to www.wtsp.com]
 Quoting: Dr. Ben Schillen


typical murkin
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Damn, can't post $150 in bail, how was he gonna pay for that stuff if it actually showed up?
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Pay?

He probably do something like this:
[link to www.wfmz.com]
[link to www.mirror.co.uk]
[link to www.foxnews.com]

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HOW MUCH U WANT TO BET UR A RACIST?
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BANE YOU!
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Re: Man calls 911 for Kool-Aid, burgers and weed
He just wanted some free room and board.....
Looks like he got it!

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Fucker chewed the foam on the back of the police cruiser caging once they arrested him. That's some atomic munchies right there.
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
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RACIST!You're ALL RACIST!!!!!!

You should have concealed this information and not spread it about because it only reinforces the myth that blacks are stupid, obsessed with cool-aid, and broke. Remember, when it doesn't reinforce the "officially sanctioned" story it must not be printed, spoken off, or otherwise desiminated.

The media usually does a good job, for example when it calls roving black gangs "youth". Clearly none of you are interested in playing along for the sake of all humanity.

Careful, you are in danger of being labeled contrarians to the new order. Don't cross Barry or you'll be dealt with. It sounds to me like you all want a visit by some of his associates. Yep. When you see a 1982 Cutlass on twenties lurking your neighborhood you'll know they're watching you.
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Re: Man calls 911 for Kool-Aid, burgers and weed
Did he call from his Obama phone??