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How Obama Can Finally Close Gitmo

 
Sleeping Giant
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How Obama Can Finally Close Gitmo
President Obama held a press conference earlier today, and he said he still wants to close the Guantanamo Bay prison facility, but he doesn't know how to do it.



He should do what he always does: declare it a small business and tax it out of existence.It will be gone in a minute. Be gone in a minute! One month! Be out of there!


-Jay Leno
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05/01/2013 12:47 PM
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1rof11rof1

Accurate and hilarious.
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Leno is on his way out so he can finally zing the hell out of him and not worry about blowback.

Last Edited by Astral Goat on 05/01/2013 12:50 PM
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1rof11rof1

Accurate and hilarious.
 Quoting: Negan


ohyeah
The hour has already come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed. Romans 13:11

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
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Leno is on his way out so he can finally zing the hell out of him and not worry about blowback.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


I hope so. Could be really funny.
The hour has already come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed. Romans 13:11

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
BRIEF
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Just kill'em all and then close it up...
With freedom comes responsibility.

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Leno is on his way out so he can finally zing the hell out of him and not worry about blowback.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Prepare for infinite IRS audits...
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cruise
BRIEF
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Just kill'em all and then close it up...
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Just kill'em all and refill it.
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Ok, that.
With freedom comes responsibility.

I ain't voting for Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife.

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Leno is on his way out so he can finally zing the hell out of him and not worry about blowback.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Prepare for infinite IRS audits...
 Quoting: The Comedian


lulz
The hour has already come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed. Romans 13:11

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
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The hour has already come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed. Romans 13:11

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
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bumphard
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bump
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just wondering, why does anyone want this facility closed?
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