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What the hell is up with all these "I am an advanced being" or "I am Illuminati" threads..???

 
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What the hell is up with all these "I am an advanced being" or "I am Illuminati" threads..???
Is it just me, or does it seem like every other poster here lately has some "secret knowledge" as a result of being an advanced being from another planet/time/dimension, former Illuminati member, or having an uncle who is in some position of great secrecy and power...? I mean, the uncle thing was enough, but now we have a whole slew of people completely bypassing the uncles and saying THEY know what is coming, that THEY are here, and SOON we will all know.

HOWEVER, none of these 'people' can seem to offer any concrete answers to specific questions - it's always something like "I'm not here to teach you history," or "I am not good with your words," or maybe the "You would not understand" spiel. Really?

You're trying to tell me some being would go to all the trouble to manifest/come here, to this planet, at this time, only to sit down, type some cryptic rambling into GLP, then dodge all questions of true importance? C'mon already!

If any of you so-called Illuminati/time traveller/advanced being/secret society member/aliens are REALLY out there, then let us have it already or shut your pieholes! I swear, if I read one more thread with someone claiming such who gives a dodgy answer to where humanity originated, or who's really in control....

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It makes me miss good ol' everyday psychics, like from the psychic hotline, ya' know what I mean? They may not always have accurate answers, but at least they give SOME specifics!
"It is better to be silent and thought a fool than to speak up, and remove all doubt." ~ Abraham Lincoln
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Re: What the hell is up with all these "I am an advanced being" or "I am Illuminati" threads..???
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Indeed! You know, I wouldn't even be so miffed if they would just give specifics. Hell, they could just make stuff up completely that was totally untrue. But always the dodging and lame excuses - where is the creativity? Where's the effort?
"It is better to be silent and thought a fool than to speak up, and remove all doubt." ~ Abraham Lincoln
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Re: What the hell is up with all these "I am an advanced being" or "I am Illuminati" threads..???
bump

One little self-bump - would REALLY love to here from an ex-Illuminati, alien, or advanced being from another dimension.

Any out there..?

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Re: What the hell is up with all these "I am an advanced being" or "I am Illuminati" threads..???
folks with mental health issues(according to society),they have very creative minds,or delusions of grandeur,and usually have social problems, so they enjoy fantasy or alternative ways of thinking,or more open minded thinking,which makes them usually very intelligent.
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Re: What the hell is up with all these "I am an advanced being" or "I am Illuminati" threads..???
Is it just me, or does it seem like every other poster here lately has some "secret knowledge" as a result of being an advanced being from another planet/time/dimension, former Illuminati member, or having an uncle who is in some position of great secrecy and power...? I mean, the uncle thing was enough, but now we have a whole slew of people completely bypassing the uncles and saying THEY know what is coming, that THEY are here, and SOON we will all know.

HOWEVER, none of these 'people' can seem to offer any concrete answers to specific questions - it's always something like "I'm not here to teach you history," or "I am not good with your words," or maybe the "You would not understand" spiel. Really?

You're trying to tell me some being would go to all the trouble to manifest/come here, to this planet, at this time, only to sit down, type some cryptic rambling into GLP, then dodge all questions of true importance? C'mon already!

If any of you so-called Illuminati/time traveller/advanced being/secret society member/aliens are REALLY out there, then let us have it already or shut your pieholes! I swear, if I read one more thread with someone claiming such who gives a dodgy answer to where humanity originated, or who's really in control....

:BIGheregohellcom:


It makes me miss good ol' everyday psychics, like from the psychic hotline, ya' know what I mean? They may not always have accurate answers, but at least they give SOME specifics!
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Trolls and schizos. That 90% of GLP
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Trolls and schizos. That 90% of GLP
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Really? It's only 90%..???


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