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An Anti-pussification Exercise for the Mind's Eye

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2013 09:29 PM
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An Anti-pussification Exercise for the Mind's Eye
Close your eyes.

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

Concentrate on your breathing.

I want you to use your imagination for this exercise.

Picture yourself in a field.

A field of flowers... as far as the eye can see.

NOW FUCK THE FLOWERS, Picture them covered in the blood of your fallen enemies!

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

Embrace your inner warrior.

Picture yourself picking up the sword of your blood lineage, the one closest to what your ancestors would have used. Claymore, Khopesh, whatever it is. Pick it up from the bloody field.

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

SCREAM TO THE HEAVENS WITH YOUR MOST BEASTIAL ROAR!

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

Picture the field as full of soldiers fighting with their swords, axes, spears, horses whinnying and spraying blood as they're pulled to the ground and hacked to bits.

SCREAM AGAIN WITH YOUR BEASTIAL ROAR!

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

Now charge into the battle, swing your sword, kill your foes, feel the blood spray onto you! Relish the life draining from your enemies! You are the result of generation upon generation of bad ass mother fucker surviving bad ass shit! FIGHT LIKE IT!

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

Now picture the battle ending, the last enemy slain, the cheers of your comrades all around you. Raise your sword to the sky. Relish your victory.

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

Now open your eyes.
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Re: An Anti-pussification Exercise for the Mind's Eye
sounds like Valhalla
Frank Frankson

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05/02/2013 09:31 PM
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Re: An Anti-pussification Exercise for the Mind's Eye
Thank you for this.

I now feel empowered.


Rrrrraraaaaaggggghhhhhhhhrrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​!
Frank Frankson

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Re: An Anti-pussification Exercise for the Mind's Eye
sounds like Valhalla
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