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BREAKING!! CATS ARE ILLUMINATI WEAPON

 
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No, not really.. I figured a couple assholes would see this and immediately think to themselves " I KNEW IT "
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I love kitties
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I KNEW IT!!!
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No, not really.. I figured a couple assholes would see this and immediately think to themselves " I KNEW IT "
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**The first step to salvation is to realize that we are all sinners:
Romans 3:10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:
Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Romans 6:23
23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
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Such a beautiful stray lives on my porch. Gives me great comfort to sit out there with her in my lap and make her purr.
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With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
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Kitties are the best things ever to grace existence.

kitty
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:wakeupkitty:
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hitler reincarnate??
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i have six of them... (cats)

do i need to worry?

>>doom on>> 5a
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No, not really.. I figured a couple assholes would see this and immediately think to themselves " I KNEW IT "
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shut up^ my cats are the illuminati.. hahaha^
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i have six of them... (cats)

do i need to worry?

>>doom on>> 5a
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Run!ahhh
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:assumingcat:
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Lol, Mass Effect reference there.
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No, not really.. I figured a couple assholes would see this and immediately think to themselves " I KNEW IT "
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shut up^ my cats are the illuminati.. hahaha^
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My cats are wearing aluminium hats,

is that the Aluminahatti?

peace
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Wow, who knew that the illuminati could be completely disarmed with a can of tuna and saucer of milk! Throw in some belly rubs, snuggles and lazer-pointer chase time and they are just putty in my hands!!

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Start here and later we can discuss how Toxoplasmosis canpeace be used to control humans...

Cats Spread Mind Control Parasite
Thread: Cats Spread Mind Control Parasite

Mind controlling cat parasite also linked to brain cancer
Thread: Mind controlling cat parasite also linked to brain cancer

Holy Crap! Researchers find schizophrenia linked to parasite carried by cats!
Thread: Holy Crap! Researchers find schizophrenia linked to parasite carried by cats!

Cat parasite that worms into humans' brains can drive victims to suicide
Thread: Cat parasite that worms into humans' brains can drive victims to suicide

How Cats Control You with a Parasite - Toxoplasmosis and Its Effects
Thread: How Cats Control You with a Parasite - Toxoplasmosis and Its Effects

10% OF PEOPLE WITH CATS HAVE BRAIN BORN PARASITE
Thread: 10% OF PEOPLE WITH CATS HAVE BRAIN BORN PARASITES

Cat parasite toxoplasma uses 'Trojan horse' to infect human brain and may cause suicidal thoughts and risk-taking
Thread: Cat parasite toxoplasma uses 'Trojan horse' to infect human brain and may cause suicidal thoughts and risk-taking

Parasite linked to cats infects 350,000 Britons p.a.: Infections linked to dementia in humans
Thread: Parasite linked to cats infects 350,000 Britons p.a.: Infections linked to dementia in humans

peace
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Here's the wiki link on Toxoplasmosis:

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Psychiatric disorders

Studies have shown the toxoplasmosis parasite may affect behavior and may present as or be a causative or contributory factor in various psychiatric disorders, such as depression, anxiety, and schizophrenia.[15][16][17] In 11 of 19 scientific studies, T. gondii antibody levels were found to be significantly higher in individuals affected by first-incidence schizophrenia than in unaffected persons. Individuals with schizophrenia are also more likely to report a clinical history of toxoplasmosis than those in the general population.[18] Recent work at the University of Leeds has found the parasite produces an enzyme with tyrosine hydroxylase and phenylalanine hydroxylase activity. This enzyme may contribute to the behavioral changes observed in toxoplasmosis by altering the production of dopamine, a neurotransmitter involved in mood, sociability, attention, motivation, and sleep patterns. Schizophrenia has long been linked to dopamine dysregulation.[19] Minocycline, an antibiotic capable of passing the blood-brain barrier used for treating toxoplasmosis, has been found to alleviate the symptoms of schizophrenia.[20]

Chronic infection with T. gondii has traditionally been considered asymptomatic in immunocompetent human hosts. However, accumulating evidence suggests latent infection may subtly influence a range of human behaviors and tendencies, and infection may alter the susceptibility to or intensity of a number of affective, psychiatric, or neurological disorders.[21]

Latent T. gondii infection in humans has been associated with impaired psychomotor performance, enhanced risk-taking personality profiles, and higher incidence of automobile accidents.[21] Moreover, correlations have been found between positive antibody titers to T. gondii and OCD, Parkinson’s disease, Alzheimer’s disease, suicide in patients with mood disorders, and bipolar disorder.[21] Positive antibody titers to T. gondii have been shown to be not correlative with major depression or dysthymia.[22]

The most substantial body of evidence linking T. gondii to a neurological disorder involves the potential association between schizophrenia and infection with the parasite.[23][24] As of 2013, at least 38 studies have found a positive correlation between T. gondii antibody titers and schizophrenia.[21][25] While the vast majority of these studies tested patients already diagnosed with schizophrenia for T. gondii antibodies, significant associations between T. gondii and schizophrenia have been found prior to the onset of schizophrenia disease symptoms.[23]

In most of the current studies where positive associations have been found between T. gondii antibody titers and certain behavioral traits or neurological disorders, T. gondii seropositivity tests are conducted after the onset of the examined disease or behavioral trait; that is, it is often unclear whether infection with the parasite increases the chances of having a certain trait or disorder, or if having a certain trait or disorder increases the chances of becoming infected with the parasite.[26] Groups of individuals with certain behavioral traits or neurological disorders may share certain behavioral tendencies that increase the likelihood of exposure to and infection with T. gondii; as a result, it is difficult to confirm causal relationships between T. gondii infections and associated neurological disorders or behavioral traits.[26]
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meow1 meow2

cat1 cat cat2
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i always figured as much....


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No, not really.. I figured a couple assholes would see this and immediately think to themselves " I KNEW IT "
 Quoting: NikoB


i've got 3 grown ones + (temporary) 4 kittens. I should be safenewsflash All cats to report for duty ASAP
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Talk about Jekyll and Hyde, my cat is a lovely dopey boy, but he has also put me in the hospital. He is also slumped over my lap right now as i type, with his weapons of war draped over my legs and those mostly closed slit-eyes, i know he knows more about me than i think he does.

Damn, i have ruffled his ears by leaning over them to type, i should go...he is not best pleased! damned
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bump
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I KNEW IT OMFGOFMGOFMGF BLACKKATS
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Start here and later we can discuss how Toxoplasmosis canpeace be used to control humans...

Cats Spread Mind Control Parasite
Thread: Cats Spread Mind Control Parasite

Mind controlling cat parasite also linked to brain cancer
Thread: Mind controlling cat parasite also linked to brain cancer

Holy Crap! Researchers find schizophrenia linked to parasite carried by cats!
Thread: Holy Crap! Researchers find schizophrenia linked to parasite carried by cats!

Cat parasite that worms into humans' brains can drive victims to suicide
Thread: Cat parasite that worms into humans' brains can drive victims to suicide

How Cats Control You with a Parasite - Toxoplasmosis and Its Effects
Thread: How Cats Control You with a Parasite - Toxoplasmosis and Its Effects

10% OF PEOPLE WITH CATS HAVE BRAIN BORN PARASITE
Thread: 10% OF PEOPLE WITH CATS HAVE BRAIN BORN PARASITES

Cat parasite toxoplasma uses 'Trojan horse' to infect human brain and may cause suicidal thoughts and risk-taking
Thread: Cat parasite toxoplasma uses 'Trojan horse' to infect human brain and may cause suicidal thoughts and risk-taking

Parasite linked to cats infects 350,000 Britons p.a.: Infections linked to dementia in humans
Thread: Parasite linked to cats infects 350,000 Britons p.a.: Infections linked to dementia in humans

peace
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interesting, the future of mind control and what women schizophrenics draw in flames. very interesting. the wiggles, the worms in the brain will need drugs to calm the pain. control. madness.
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Lol, Mass Effect reference there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34983804


Someone got it!
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Here's the wiki link on Toxoplasmosis:

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Psychiatric disorders

Studies have shown the toxoplasmosis parasite may affect behavior and may present as or be a causative or contributory factor in various psychiatric disorders, such as depression, anxiety, and schizophrenia.[15][16][17] In 11 of 19 scientific studies, T. gondii antibody levels were found to be significantly higher in individuals affected by first-incidence schizophrenia than in unaffected persons. Individuals with schizophrenia are also more likely to report a clinical history of toxoplasmosis than those in the general population.[18] Recent work at the University of Leeds has found the parasite produces an enzyme with tyrosine hydroxylase and phenylalanine hydroxylase activity. This enzyme may contribute to the behavioral changes observed in toxoplasmosis by altering the production of dopamine, a neurotransmitter involved in mood, sociability, attention, motivation, and sleep patterns. Schizophrenia has long been linked to dopamine dysregulation.[19] Minocycline, an antibiotic capable of passing the blood-brain barrier used for treating toxoplasmosis, has been found to alleviate the symptoms of schizophrenia.[20]

Chronic infection with T. gondii has traditionally been considered asymptomatic in immunocompetent human hosts. However, accumulating evidence suggests latent infection may subtly influence a range of human behaviors and tendencies, and infection may alter the susceptibility to or intensity of a number of affective, psychiatric, or neurological disorders.[21]

Latent T. gondii infection in humans has been associated with impaired psychomotor performance, enhanced risk-taking personality profiles, and higher incidence of automobile accidents.[21] Moreover, correlations have been found between positive antibody titers to T. gondii and OCD, Parkinson’s disease, Alzheimer’s disease, suicide in patients with mood disorders, and bipolar disorder.[21] Positive antibody titers to T. gondii have been shown to be not correlative with major depression or dysthymia.[22]

The most substantial body of evidence linking T. gondii to a neurological disorder involves the potential association between schizophrenia and infection with the parasite.[23][24] As of 2013, at least 38 studies have found a positive correlation between T. gondii antibody titers and schizophrenia.[21][25] While the vast majority of these studies tested patients already diagnosed with schizophrenia for T. gondii antibodies, significant associations between T. gondii and schizophrenia have been found prior to the onset of schizophrenia disease symptoms.[23]

In most of the current studies where positive associations have been found between T. gondii antibody titers and certain behavioral traits or neurological disorders, T. gondii seropositivity tests are conducted after the onset of the examined disease or behavioral trait; that is, it is often unclear whether infection with the parasite increases the chances of having a certain trait or disorder, or if having a certain trait or disorder increases the chances of becoming infected with the parasite.[26] Groups of individuals with certain behavioral traits or neurological disorders may share certain behavioral tendencies that increase the likelihood of exposure to and infection with T. gondii; as a result, it is difficult to confirm causal relationships between T. gondii infections and associated neurological disorders or behavioral traits.[26]
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That is fuckin nuts
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If you have not noticed the promotion of cats in last year you crazy! Ceelo green and his cat on the voice miley and hello kitty. Also in eqypt cats are worshiped we dont have to go in detail about illuminati's symbols and meanings that are used from eqypt culture. And last night miley preformence on ama's with a giant cat and helly kitty attire. And upside down giant earrings that are shaped like some pyramid logos.

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