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WTF? Eel Shoved Up Man's Anus Eats Its Way Through His Intestines

 
Munsoned
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WTF? Eel Shoved Up Man's Anus Eats Its Way Through His Intestines
Maybe he should have done it tail first.

A 39-year-old man is recovering in China after intensive surgery to remove a live eel that chewed its way through his digestive tract after he inserted the creature into his anus.

The man checked into to a hospital in China's southeastern Guangdong province after reportedly getting the 20-inch eel stuck inside him following his attempts to recreate something he watched in a porno film.

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05/05/2013 12:29 PM

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At least he was honest about it, unlike that priest who said he was hanging curtains in his kitchen, naked, and happened to fall backwards onto a potato which lodged so far up his ass he had to go to the doctor.

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05/05/2013 12:37 PM
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Think that's bad, check this out.


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Think that's bad, check this out.


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 Quoting: Alwaysaware


LOL Eels need to be banned from China.
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Think that's bad, check this out.


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 Quoting: Alwaysaware


At least he didn't shove it up there. Really, buy a dildo, who shoves a live animal up there.

Those poor hamsters. If you like that then...

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He'd been better off doing this.

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Re: WTF? Eel Shoved Up Man's Anus Eats Its Way Through His Intestines
I never got to use a GIF here yet, and this one is perfect for this read.

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Re: WTF? Eel Shoved Up Man's Anus Eats Its Way Through His Intestines
I knew some one a few years ago that had so many stories of when he worked in the ER.

About 99% of these stories involved men doing/placing disgusting things up their but. Only 1 storied involved a women and frozen hot dogs.
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I knew some one a few years ago that had so many stories of when he worked in the ER.

About 99% of these stories involved men doing/placing disgusting things up their but. Only 1 storied involved a women and frozen hot dogs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52901399


How did this 1 guy get the women up his butt?

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