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The Rapture Is Almost Here!!!!!! YEA!!!

 
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AMEN!! AMEN!!!!

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Really?
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"Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:

And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other."

Matthew 24:29-31 (kjv)

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[link to www.youtube.com]

AMEN!! AMEN!!!!

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I think you're going to be sadly dissapointed.
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People say that all the time, and yet nothing happens time and time again.
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Somebody needs to call Harold Camping, and quick!
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Somebody needs to call Harold Camping, and quick!
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Why? No Date Setting has been made?????

If your saved and Ready, this should excite you?

If you choose to Reject God, then Sadness will soon overcome you.


I have a GIFT, and I see and hear things not of this world. I have been shown many times over of what the Rapture of the Church will be like.

I wish everyone could be ready????

hf
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I read something yesterday re the rapture. It makes sense to me.

All those who die with a sin, even believers, cannot enter the presence of God in heaven

The tribulation is also meant to be our punishment for our sins to cleanse us so that we can enter heaven.

So, anyone who at the time of rapture has had even the slightest sin ( a white lie, a thought of pride or envy) will not be raptured, but instead have to purge ourselves of that sin in the trib.

So, that's why repentance must be a constant part of our lives now.

Since we are all sinners, so who will be in the rapture?
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I read something yesterday re the rapture. It makes sense to me.

All those who die with a sin, even believers, cannot enter the presence of God in heaven

The tribulation is also meant to be our punishment for our sins to cleanse us so that we can enter heaven.

So, anyone who at the time of rapture has had even the slightest sin ( a white lie, a thought of pride or envy) will not be raptured, but instead have to purge ourselves of that sin in the trib.

So, that's why repentance must be a constant part of our lives now.

Since we are all sinners, so who will be in the rapture?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38479313


the rapture is true -
the vid - that awful 'dr' is as false as a crow

he is such an evil Plant, shill, incredible
the maximum he prouces is fortune-telling
done by spirits

about your response -
many, millions, will find out they have been Tricked
when the false dimension will close upon them

but even thén
He will get many millions Out

tell me - what is worth holding on to this poor life
when offered to you a blazing one..?
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The dreaded truth is that the rapture of evil is upon us.

No escape.
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I read something yesterday re the rapture. It makes sense to me.

All those who die with a sin, even believers, cannot enter the presence of God in heaven

The tribulation is also meant to be our punishment for our sins to cleanse us so that we can enter heaven.

So, anyone who at the time of rapture has had even the slightest sin ( a white lie, a thought of pride or envy) will not be raptured, but instead have to purge ourselves of that sin in the trib.

So, that's why repentance must be a constant part of our lives now.

Since we are all sinners, so who will be in the rapture?
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You must of forgot that Jesus died for our sins???

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Belief in the "secret rapture" doctrine has become so widespread among today's "evangelicals" and "fundamentalists" that many sitting in the pews assume that the teaching dates back to the apostles themselves and the Messiah. Regardless of whom one regards as the originator of the teaching — whether Irving, Darby, Margaret MacDonald, or a Jesuit priest - one thing is obvious; the "secret rapture" theory is of relatively recent origin. Moreover, it has no basis in fact nor was it ever a teaching of the Messiah, Apostles, or the early movement begun by Messiah.


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Belief in the "secret rapture" doctrine has become so widespread among today's "evangelicals" and "fundamentalists" that many sitting in the pews assume that the teaching dates back to the apostles themselves and the Messiah. Regardless of whom one regards as the originator of the teaching — whether Irving, Darby, Margaret MacDonald, or a Jesuit priest - one thing is obvious; the "secret rapture" theory is of relatively recent origin. Moreover, it has no basis in fact nor was it ever a teaching of the Messiah, Apostles, or the early movement begun by Messiah.


[link to www.angelfire.com]
 Quoting: vision-master 38381921


So Wrong.
Because You Dont Understand What Is Going On.

any day now
osiris ' false Dimension will close upon humanity

many Rituals have been performed: as 'sandy '
= 'protector [ imprisoner] of humanity '


if Rapture WONT happen,
then you, me, and all 6 billion souls will be imprisoned in satans Matrix.

thank God [ pun intended]
that people like yóu are WRONG.
with their false teachings

..after the rapture - which means that His kingdom HAS come - Rev 12:10 - there will be Hell on earth
for all those souls, who see, too late, that they got Tricked
- yet even THEN He will get out millions of them

Dont tech false things
that is performing HighTreason.
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Belief in the "secret rapture" doctrine has become so widespread among today's "evangelicals" and "fundamentalists" that many sitting in the pews assume that the teaching dates back to the apostles themselves and the Messiah. Regardless of whom one regards as the originator of the teaching — whether Irving, Darby, Margaret MacDonald, or a Jesuit priest - one thing is obvious; the "secret rapture" theory is of relatively recent origin. Moreover, it has no basis in fact nor was it ever a teaching of the Messiah, Apostles, or the early movement begun by Messiah.


[link to www.angelfire.com]
 Quoting: vision-master 38381921


So Wrong.
Because You Dont Understand What Is Going On.

any day now
osiris ' false Dimension will close upon humanity

many Rituals have been performed: as 'sandy '
= 'protector [ imprisoner] of humanity '


if Rapture WONT happen,
then you, me, and all 6 billion souls will be imprisoned in satans Matrix.

thank God [ pun intended]
that people like yóu are WRONG.
with their false teachings

..after the rapture - which means that His kingdom HAS come - Rev 12:10 - there will be Hell on earth
for all those souls, who see, too late, that they got Tricked
- yet even THEN He will get out millions of them

Dont tech false things
that is performing HighTreason.
 Quoting: lone 1644220


Don't be a fool. Satan needs to answer to God. Tribulation will be a test to see if you believe satan's lies or have true faith in the creator God and his Son.
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Lucifer = Morning Star = Venus...
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I read something yesterday re the rapture. It makes sense to me.

All those who die with a sin, even believers, cannot enter the presence of God in heaven

The tribulation is also meant to be our punishment for our sins to cleanse us so that we can enter heaven.

So, anyone who at the time of rapture has had even the slightest sin ( a white lie, a thought of pride or envy) will not be raptured, but instead have to purge ourselves of that sin in the trib.

So, that's why repentance must be a constant part of our lives now.

Since we are all sinners, so who will be in the rapture?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38479313


You must of forgot that Jesus died for our sins???

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 Quoting: JenJen



No I did not forget. But that does not mean we can continue sinning and we are off scottmfree. We still have to repent and make amends. We can't just keep on doing wrong and think that's all OK.
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I read something yesterday re the rapture. It makes sense to me.

All those who die with a sin, even believers, cannot enter the presence of God in heaven

The tribulation is also meant to be our punishment for our sins to cleanse us so that we can enter heaven.

So, anyone who at the time of rapture has had even the slightest sin ( a white lie, a thought of pride or envy) will not be raptured, but instead have to purge ourselves of that sin in the trib.

So, that's why repentance must be a constant part of our lives now.

Since we are all sinners, so who will be in the rapture?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38479313


You must of forgot that Jesus died for our sins???

bump
 Quoting: JenJen



No I did not forget. But that does not mean we can continue sinning and we are off scottmfree. We still have to repent and make amends. We can't just keep on doing wrong and think that's all OK.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38479313


we repent with our hearts in prayer but apparently you stink suffering in tribulation is also repentence
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Tehe rapture is near since Dinosaurs roamed the earth.
Any day now. 5a
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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rapture doesn't happen until after the antichrist makes himself known

all that pre-tribulation secret rapture shit is nonsense
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AMEN!! AMEN!!!!

5a 5a
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"Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:

And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other."

Matthew 24:29-31 (kjv)

Don't take the Mark:


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TIME IS ALWAYS NOW...

an assurance that we are always prepared
when the TIME COMES.
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Somebody needs to call Harold Camping, and quick!
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I have a GIFT, and I see and hear things not of this world.

hf
 Quoting: JenJen


So do i, yet every time i feel its close, it gets extended another year...

Go figure!

for years i thought it was going to be around 2014. Now im about ready to put another 5-10 years on that. Live you life true, and when the time comes the time comes.
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I am ready whenever. :)
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Belief in the "secret rapture" doctrine has become so widespread among today's "evangelicals" and "fundamentalists" that many sitting in the pews assume that the teaching dates back to the apostles themselves and the Messiah. Regardless of whom one regards as the originator of the teaching — whether Irving, Darby, Margaret MacDonald, or a Jesuit priest - one thing is obvious; the "secret rapture" theory is of relatively recent origin. Moreover, it has no basis in fact nor was it ever a teaching of the Messiah, Apostles, or the early movement begun by Messiah.


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 Quoting: vision-master 38381921


So Wrong.
Because You Dont Understand What Is Going On.

any day now
osiris ' false Dimension will close upon humanity

many Rituals have been performed: as 'sandy '
= 'protector [ imprisoner] of humanity '


if Rapture WONT happen,
then you, me, and all 6 billion souls will be imprisoned in satans Matrix.

thank God [ pun intended]
that people like yóu are WRONG.
with their false teachings

..after the rapture - which means that His kingdom HAS come - Rev 12:10 - there will be Hell on earth
for all those souls, who see, too late, that they got Tricked
- yet even THEN He will get out millions of them

Dont tech false things
that is performing HighTreason.
 Quoting: lone 1644220


JesusFpalm
Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regiment to keep my mind limber.
:Dudeism:
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... and gone. LOL
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I wish the rapture was a raptor cause dinosaurs are sweet
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I read something yesterday re the rapture. It makes sense to me.

All those who die with a sin, even believers, cannot enter the presence of God in heaven

The tribulation is also meant to be our punishment for our sins to cleanse us so that we can enter heaven.

So, anyone who at the time of rapture has had even the slightest sin ( a white lie, a thought of pride or envy) will not be raptured, but instead have to purge ourselves of that sin in the trib.

So, that's why repentance must be a constant part of our lives now.

Since we are all sinners, so who will be in the rapture?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38479313


I'm sad you don't have your sins washed away in the blood of the lamb. You just are in the same works religion as all others, thinking you can work yourself into heaven.

That's why the rest of us are IN Jesus.

Come:
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I read something yesterday re the rapture. It makes sense to me.

All those who die with a sin, even believers, cannot enter the presence of God in heaven

The tribulation is also meant to be our punishment for our sins to cleanse us so that we can enter heaven.

So, anyone who at the time of rapture has had even the slightest sin ( a white lie, a thought of pride or envy) will not be raptured, but instead have to purge ourselves of that sin in the trib.

So, that's why repentance must be a constant part of our lives now.

Since we are all sinners, so who will be in the rapture?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38479313


You must of forgot that Jesus died for our sins???

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 Quoting: JenJen


Amen to that JenJen!!!

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