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An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say?

 
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An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say?
If you could elaborate on your perspectives. This is merely an example.
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You first.
"Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one." -- Marcus Aurelius

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If you could elaborate on your perspectives. This is merely an example.
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"Get fucked cunt!"
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take me home
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say?
They want a summary
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My high school teacher told me that once.

He didn't get it.


dance
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Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say?
There is nothing worth telling.

They should seek elsewhere... we are more powerful than time itself, conquered entropy and have built a vast kingdom out of dust and dirt. We control minds and create realities. We kill indiscriminately, should the need arise. We lie, we steal we cheat, but somehow, we honor, we obey we serve. And yet through all of this, here is We, mankind.

Caveat Emptor, we may just jack your engine and leave that space ship on bricks.
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If you could elaborate on your perspectives. This is merely an example.
 Quoting: 0verlord


"Get fucked cunt!"
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laugh
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If you could elaborate on your perspectives. This is merely an example.
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It's NOT my civilization.

This world is NOT my world and NEVER will be.

The nature and animals are fine.

The rest is not worth anything.
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take me home
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"Everybody Poops."
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Psychopaths in charge leading to fake progress.
“The last refuge of the insomniac is a sense of superiority to the sleeping world.”
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Help!!! We've been dominated and oppressed for 7000 years by some mentally ill psychpaths who want to turn us into bio drones to serve them forever
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Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say?
There is nothing worth telling.

They should seek elsewhere... we are more powerful than time itself, conquered entropy and have built a vast kingdom out of dust and dirt. We control minds and create realities. We kill indiscriminately, should the need arise. We lie, we steal we cheat, but somehow, we honor, we obey we serve. And yet through all of this, here is We, mankind.

Caveat Emptor, we may just jack your engine and leave that space ship on bricks.
 Quoting: Children of the Atom


LOL

fuckthatshitfuckthatshitfuckthatshit

Let them take shit over!

Let them kick out the pack-o-liar governments we have.

....

As for my message to aliens, it would consist merely of these two words:

'Rainbow Star'

....

But, I'd probably invite them in, to smoke some.

stoner
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Psychopaths in charge leading to fake progress.
 Quoting: Ðisembodied~Mind
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Hello outer of my space people,

Humans destroy everything for money.

Thanks for listening.
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Help!!! We've been dominated and oppressed for 7000 years by some mentally ill psychpaths who want to turn us into bio drones to serve them forever
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Yes. This would be good to tell them.
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Hello outer of my space people,

Humans destroy everything for money.

Thanks for listening.
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The bots (humans) are obsessed with money (greed), sex, drugs, alcohol, materialism.
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We're not actually retarded, just pretending! Honest!
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failed experiment. eliminate us all and start again from scratch.
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Dear Aliens,
Can you read English?
If not,
Flurbel Pitang bing wala wala.
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End us now before we destroy this planet.
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We're not actually retarded, just pretending! Honest!
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ohyeah
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End us now before we destroy this planet.
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plus one
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We have potential..
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I would say to them we need assistance, our current condition allows for no further evolutuon. En-evolved individuals wont allow free energy to be released here hence degrading the planet unnessesarily. The struggle for money and power has nearly destroyed our world.
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There is nothing worth telling.

They should seek elsewhere... we are more powerful than time itself, conquered entropy and have built a vast kingdom out of dust and dirt. We control minds and create realities. We kill indiscriminately, should the need arise. We lie, we steal we cheat, but somehow, we honor, we obey we serve. And yet through all of this, here is We, mankind.

Caveat Emptor, we may just jack your engine and leave that space ship on bricks.
 Quoting: Children of the Atom


LOL

fuckthatshitfuckthatshitfuckthatshit

Let them take shit over!

Let them kick out the pack-o-liar governments we have.

....

As for my message to aliens, it would consist merely of these two words:

'Rainbow Star'

....

But, I'd probably invite them in, to smoke some.

stoner
 Quoting: Azeratel Axo


...How do you even know they can process the tetrahydrocannabinoid? Funny enough we have something like 3.6BILLION receptors in our body that GLADLY accept and process it.

What if they were like... Sigourney Weaver aliens...?

OR like... ET alien... And it wants to jump over the moon on a bike!

Or maybe, maybe they are already here, like War of the Worlds...

Or... what if they are like inter dimensional beings!?

Or like...

:aliennip:
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Why bother? They can mind read anyway.
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There is nothing worth telling.

They should seek elsewhere... we are more powerful than time itself, conquered entropy and have built a vast kingdom out of dust and dirt. We control minds and create realities. We kill indiscriminately, should the need arise. We lie, we steal we cheat, but somehow, we honor, we obey we serve. And yet through all of this, here is We, mankind.

Caveat Emptor, we may just jack your engine and leave that space ship on bricks.
 Quoting: Children of the Atom


LOL

fuckthatshitfuckthatshitfuckthatshit

Let them take shit over!

Let them kick out the pack-o-liar governments we have.

....

As for my message to aliens, it would consist merely of these two words:

'Rainbow Star'

....

But, I'd probably invite them in, to smoke some.

stoner
 Quoting: Azeratel Axo


...How do you even know they can process the tetrahydrocannabinoid? Funny enough we have something like 3.6BILLION receptors in our body that GLADLY accept and process it.

What if they were like... Sigourney Weaver aliens...?

OR like... ET alien... And it wants to jump over the moon on a bike!

Or maybe, maybe they are already here, like War of the Worlds...

Or... what if they are like inter dimensional beings!?

Or like...

:aliennip:
 Quoting: Children of the Atom


yes

bonghit
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Made on Earth
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I'd give em some Halen too



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