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An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say?

 
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i suppose you want our guns also cunts?
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End us now before we destroy this planet.
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And then start on there's.
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just pay facebook
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Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say?
If you could elaborate on your perspectives. This is merely an example.
 Quoting: 0verlord


"Get fucked cunt!"
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laugh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17222335


laugh

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Last Edited by Citizenperth on 05/07/2013 06:12 AM
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Humans became intelligent, invented religion and became dumb again...sorry
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I would just tell them:

billion people suffering for lack of food and most of civilized countries resources wasted for developing weapons enough strong to kill the entire planet... Chernobyl and Fukushima are not considered a good reason for changing....

they would understand
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Thank you all for your responses.
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Humans became intelligent, invented religion and became dumb again...sorry
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


Riiiight, so while we were all cave worshiping and what not, we were intergalactic warriors and then religion hit the scene and BOOM netflix and teletubies right?
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Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say?
I would ask them why they are so stupid, if they've been watching and are an intelligent alien life form, they shouldn't need a summary.

That's like asking the characters of a movie you are watching to tell you what the movie is about.

Ur drunk...drinks
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Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say?
Because there vibration of consciousness might be higher and nearer to the source - they are able to remote control you.

I would not trust anything higher then me in this
multifolded, multidimensional, non-local, holographic prison simulation. I´m hologram and so are you.

They can read your vibrating carrier signal disturbed by animal-consciousness. We are less than idiots to them.

This will not happen. The christian rapture is more likely to happen.

I believe this physical universe is the universe of some god, but not the source of all.

As much as i would like to believe in good aliens.
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I would just tell them:

billion people suffering for lack of food and most of civilized countries resources wasted for developing weapons enough strong to kill the entire planet... Chernobyl and Fukushima are not considered a good reason for changing....

they would understand
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pretty much sums it.. therefore, i won't bump this thread.. but cool point.. got more interesting things to look at than the underlord and his double dutch rhetorical answers for anther 80 pages..

if anyone needs a tip.. go ask yourself a question in the mirror... that's my assumption.... Attention deficit methinks...
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We are a self-destructive species racing towards our doom! suicide

GTFO while you can!

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Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say?
What is there to say..?

Surely, the aliens in question know,
just as well as I do,
that the drama is inevitable
as soon as there is something
discernable from nothing.

Guess I'd say: "Look at the global
cannabis prohibition. What else do you
need, to understand what's going on here?"

bonghit
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Humans became intelligent, invented religion and became dumb again...sorry
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


Riiiight, so while we were all cave worshiping and what not, we were intergalactic warriors and then religion hit the scene and BOOM netflix and teletubies right?
 Quoting: Children of the Atom



It's life as we know it, but only just.
My Fukushima Site:
[link to citizenperth.wordpress.com]
sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie

GLP's best Fuku thread: Thread: *** Fukushima *** and other nuclear-----updates and links
twitter: @citizenperth
“If I had an hour to solve a problem and my life depended on it, I would use the first 55 minutes determining the proper question to ask, for once I knew the proper question, I could solve the problem in less than five minutes.”
- Albert Einstein
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Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say?
I've worked you out underlord... we did similar back at griffith uni with the under grads... (tell me if i am wrong)...

you are using the forum and typing dipshit stuff to arouse the thoughts of others (regardless of their stance), and then discussing the psyco-social elements as a tutorial?

you owe us a kick back dude.....

<sicks ghetto monk onto the AI.....

and if all else fails.. be waned ;).. i'm gunna sick dracula too... GRIN... am I right?

Last Edited by Citizenperth on 05/07/2013 06:30 AM
It's life as we know it, but only just.
My Fukushima Site:
[link to citizenperth.wordpress.com]
sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie

GLP's best Fuku thread: Thread: *** Fukushima *** and other nuclear-----updates and links
twitter: @citizenperth
“If I had an hour to solve a problem and my life depended on it, I would use the first 55 minutes determining the proper question to ask, for once I knew the proper question, I could solve the problem in less than five minutes.”
- Albert Einstein
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Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say?
I've worked you out underlord... we did similar back at griffith uni with the under grads... (tell me if i am wrong)...

you are using the forum and typing dipshit stuff to arouse the thoughts of others (regardless of their stance), and then discussing the psyco-social elements as a tutorial?

you owe us a kick back dude.....

<sicks ghetto monk onto the AI.....

and if all else fails.. be waned ;).. i'm gunna sick dracula too... GRIN... am I right?
 Quoting: Citizenperth


You are entitled to believe whatever you want.
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If you could elaborate on your perspectives. This is merely an example.
 Quoting: 0verlord

Stalkers are watching you.
They want every detail of your private life.
What do you say ?

Sorry, not to be facetious or anything - but this is far more realistic to me than your premise...
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I've worked you out underlord... we did similar back at griffith uni with the under grads... (tell me if i am wrong)...

you are using the forum and typing dipshit stuff to arouse the thoughts of others (regardless of their stance), and then discussing the psyco-social elements as a tutorial?

you owe us a kick back dude.....

<sicks ghetto monk onto the AI.....

and if all else fails.. be waned ;).. i'm gunna sick dracula too... GRIN... am I right?
 Quoting: Citizenperth


You are entitled to believe whatever you want.
 Quoting: 0verlord


and so are you.... seriously.. enjoy....

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“If I had an hour to solve a problem and my life depended on it, I would use the first 55 minutes determining the proper question to ask, for once I knew the proper question, I could solve the problem in less than five minutes.”
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we were led astray
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Interesting responses.
 Quoting: 0verlord


Our "leaders" have created an illusion over our world that needs to be lifted so we can see again. They have also sucked the blood of the Earth and she's dying. Can you share with us a technology to use energy without killing her? We need your help to save her.


Or...

Our leaders are over there and said they are willing to be your test subjects. ;)
 Quoting: Listen_n


We are all leaders. One person can do a lot. Especially now when we have internet. Just do it. I have. I have been marketing a lot all over the world. But. I don´t think there is much to soon with Earth. In Sweden the trees still are not green. Something is not as usual here. Mother Earth is duying if you have not noticed. Two hundred species to extinction every day.
When I was a kid a saw a vision that one suumer the trees would not be green....
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Unintentionally corrupted.
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take me home
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That's exactly what I would say.
..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way."
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S O S
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first i would tell them to blow up Australia
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Humans became intelligent, invented religion and became dumb again...sorry
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


Riiiight, so while we were all cave worshiping and what not, we were intergalactic warriors and then religion hit the scene and BOOM netflix and teletubies right?
 Quoting: Children of the Atom


For some reason, the sense of humor skipped you over completely.

A side from that, the means of a civilization is to extend and increase the life quality of the civilized.

Religion is the #1 contradiction to the objective of civilization. As religion killed more people then any other known killer.
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Humans became intelligent, invented religion and became dumb again...sorry
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


Riiiight, so while we were all cave worshiping and what not, we were intergalactic warriors and then religion hit the scene and BOOM netflix and teletubies right?
 Quoting: Children of the Atom



that's not what was said thicko, we were dumb cavies got a bit brighter invented religion which helped make us dumb again, easy fucking peazy!!!
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I've worked you out underlord... we did similar back at griffith uni with the under grads... (tell me if i am wrong)...

you are using the forum and typing dipshit stuff to arouse the thoughts of others (regardless of their stance), and then discussing the psyco-social elements as a tutorial?

you owe us a kick back dude.....

<sicks ghetto monk onto the AI.....

and if all else fails.. be waned ;).. i'm gunna sick dracula too... GRIN... am I right?
 Quoting: Citizenperth


you didn't answer.. why no surprise.....
It's life as we know it, but only just.
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“If I had an hour to solve a problem and my life depended on it, I would use the first 55 minutes determining the proper question to ask, for once I knew the proper question, I could solve the problem in less than five minutes.”
- Albert Einstein
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Humans became intelligent, invented religion and became dumb again...sorry
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


Riiiight, so while we were all cave worshiping and what not, we were intergalactic warriors and then religion hit the scene and BOOM netflix and teletubies right?
 Quoting: Children of the Atom



that's not what was said thicko, we were dumb cavies got a bit brighter invented religion which helped make us dumb again, easy fucking peazy!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39407830


Sarcasm + "?" = real statement
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uncivilized
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"Mostly harmless"
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