An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say?

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An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say?
0verlord Offer Upgrade User ID: 16915585 Australia 05/07/2013 03:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? If you could elaborate on your perspectives. This is merely an example. Overlord

HI.Lander User ID: 38614609 United States 05/07/2013 03:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? You first. I'm finally going to stop drinking for good... I'll now only drink for evil. Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 34934912 Australia 05/07/2013 03:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? If you could elaborate on your perspectives. This is merely an example. Quoting: 0verlord "Get fucked cunt!"
Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 34792354 United States 05/07/2013 03:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? take me home Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 39449020 Germany 05/07/2013 03:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? They want a summary Quoting: 0verlord My high school teacher told me that once. He didn't get it.
Children of the Atom User ID: 20257839 United States 05/07/2013 03:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? There is nothing worth telling. They should seek elsewhere... we are more powerful than time itself, conquered entropy and have built a vast kingdom out of dust and dirt. We control minds and create realities. We kill indiscriminately, should the need arise. We lie, we steal we cheat, but somehow, we honor, we obey we serve. And yet through all of this, here is We, mankind. Caveat Emptor, we may just jack your engine and leave that space ship on bricks.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17222335 Australia 05/07/2013 03:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? If you could elaborate on your perspectives. This is merely an example. Quoting: 0verlord "Get fucked cunt!" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34934912
N^2 aka Klaatu User ID: 39394916 United States 05/07/2013 03:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? If you could elaborate on your perspectives. This is merely an example. Quoting: 0verlord It's NOT my civilization. This world is NOT my world and NEVER will be. The nature and animals are fine. The rest is not worth anything.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 39394916 United States 05/07/2013 03:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? take me home Quoting: Only Me
Chronic_Theist User ID: 7626576 United States 05/07/2013 03:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? "Everybody Poops."
Ðisembodied~Mind User ID: 39418151 Colombia 05/07/2013 03:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? Psychopaths in charge leading to fake progress. “The living being had no need of eyes because there was nothing outside of him to be seen; nor of ears because there was nothing to be heard; and there was no surrounding atmosphere to be breathed; nor would there have been any use of organs by the help of which he might receive his food or get rid of what he had already digested, since there was nothing which went from him or came into him: for there was nothing beside him. Of design he created thus; his own waste providing his own food, and all that he did or suffered taking place in and by himself. For the Creator conceived that a being which was self-sufficient would be far more excellent than one which lacked anything; and, as he had no need to take anything or defend himself against any one, the Creator did not think it necessary to bestow upon him hands: nor had he any need of feet, nor of the whole apparatus of walking; but the movement suited to his spherical form which was designed by him, being of all the seven that which is most appropriate to mind and intelligence; and he was made to move in the same manner and on the same spot, within his own limits revolving in a circle. All the other six motions were taken away from him, and he was made not to partake of their deviations. And as this circular movement required no feet, the universe was created without legs and without feet.” -Plato

Anonymous Coward User ID: 39407830 United Kingdom 05/07/2013 03:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? Help!!! We've been dominated and oppressed for 7000 years by some mentally ill psychpaths who want to turn us into bio drones to serve them forever
Azeratel Axo User ID: 37789886 Canada 05/07/2013 03:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? There is nothing worth telling. They should seek elsewhere... we are more powerful than time itself, conquered entropy and have built a vast kingdom out of dust and dirt. We control minds and create realities. We kill indiscriminately, should the need arise. We lie, we steal we cheat, but somehow, we honor, we obey we serve. And yet through all of this, here is We, mankind. Caveat Emptor, we may just jack your engine and leave that space ship on bricks. Quoting: Children of the Atom LOL fuckthatshitfuckthatshitfuckthatshit Let them take shit over! Let them kick out the pack-o-liar governments we have. .... As for my message to aliens, it would consist merely of these two words: 'Rainbow Star' .... But, I'd probably invite them in, to smoke some.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 39394916 United States 05/07/2013 03:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? Psychopaths in charge leading to fake progress. Quoting: Ðisembodied~Mind
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22108680 New Zealand 05/07/2013 03:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? Hello outer of my space people, Humans destroy everything for money. Thanks for listening.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15542992 United States 05/07/2013 03:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? Help!!! We've been dominated and oppressed for 7000 years by some mentally ill psychpaths who want to turn us into bio drones to serve them forever Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39407830 Yes. This would be good to tell them.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 39394916 United States 05/07/2013 03:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? Hello outer of my space people, Humans destroy everything for money. Thanks for listening. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22108680 The bots (humans) are obsessed with money (greed), sex, drugs, alcohol, materialism.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 38877479 United States 05/07/2013 03:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? We're not actually retarded, just pretending! Honest!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 39449294 Germany 05/07/2013 03:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? failed experiment. eliminate us all and start again from scratch.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22108680 New Zealand 05/07/2013 03:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? Dear Aliens, Can you read English? If not, Flurbel Pitang bing wala wala.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 39446391 United States 05/07/2013 03:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? End us now before we destroy this planet.

Azeratel Axo User ID: 37789886 Canada 05/07/2013 03:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? We're not actually retarded, just pretending! Honest! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38877479
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28682061 United States 05/07/2013 03:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? End us now before we destroy this planet. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39446391 plus one
Anonymous Coward User ID: 6264001 United States 05/07/2013 03:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? We have potential..
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17407402 New Zealand 05/07/2013 03:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? I would say to them we need assistance, our current condition allows for no further evolutuon. En-evolved individuals wont allow free energy to be released here hence degrading the planet unnessesarily. The struggle for money and power has nearly destroyed our world.
Children of the Atom User ID: 20257839 United States 05/07/2013 03:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? There is nothing worth telling. They should seek elsewhere... we are more powerful than time itself, conquered entropy and have built a vast kingdom out of dust and dirt. We control minds and create realities. We kill indiscriminately, should the need arise. We lie, we steal we cheat, but somehow, we honor, we obey we serve. And yet through all of this, here is We, mankind. Caveat Emptor, we may just jack your engine and leave that space ship on bricks. Quoting: Children of the Atom LOL fuckthatshitfuckthatshitfuckthatshit Let them take shit over! Let them kick out the pack-o-liar governments we have. .... As for my message to aliens, it would consist merely of these two words: 'Rainbow Star' .... But, I'd probably invite them in, to smoke some. Quoting: Azeratel Axo ...How do you even know they can process the tetrahydrocannabinoid? Funny enough we have something like 3.6BILLION receptors in our body that GLADLY accept and process it. What if they were like... Sigourney Weaver aliens...? OR like... ET alien... And it wants to jump over the moon on a bike! Or maybe, maybe they are already here, like War of the Worlds... Or... what if they are like inter dimensional beings!? Or like... :aliennip:
Anonymous Coward User ID: 39449456 Australia 05/07/2013 03:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? Why bother? They can mind read anyway.
Azeratel Axo User ID: 37789886 Canada 05/07/2013 03:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? There is nothing worth telling. They should seek elsewhere... we are more powerful than time itself, conquered entropy and have built a vast kingdom out of dust and dirt. We control minds and create realities. We kill indiscriminately, should the need arise. We lie, we steal we cheat, but somehow, we honor, we obey we serve. And yet through all of this, here is We, mankind. Caveat Emptor, we may just jack your engine and leave that space ship on bricks. Quoting: Children of the Atom LOL fuckthatshitfuckthatshitfuckthatshit Let them take shit over! Let them kick out the pack-o-liar governments we have. .... As for my message to aliens, it would consist merely of these two words: 'Rainbow Star' .... But, I'd probably invite them in, to smoke some. Quoting: Azeratel Axo ...How do you even know they can process the tetrahydrocannabinoid? Funny enough we have something like 3.6BILLION receptors in our body that GLADLY accept and process it. What if they were like... Sigourney Weaver aliens...? OR like... ET alien... And it wants to jump over the moon on a bike! Or maybe, maybe they are already here, like War of the Worlds... Or... what if they are like inter dimensional beings!? Or like... :aliennip: Quoting: Children of the Atom
Anonymous Coward User ID: 39394916 United States 05/07/2013 03:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 142629 New Zealand 05/07/2013 03:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? Made on Earth
Azeratel Axo User ID: 37789886 Canada 05/07/2013 04:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: An alien race is watching you. They want a summary of your entire civilisation. What will you say? I'd give em some Halen too [link to youtu.be]
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