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How GLP and reptilians came in handy against a stalker

 
Queen Of Undenial
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How GLP and reptilians came in handy against a stalker
My 20 tear old daughter has lots of friends, mostly guys.
But she lets them all know she is not in the market for a boyfriend.
One will not listen, we caught him on cam spying and stalking.
So my daughter went out and told him this,
"Ever noticed how my eyes change color? I take after my Mom who has gold eyes.
Ever noticed my Dad's light blue eyes with weird pupils?
We are a reptilian family!"
He began to cry and said," Are you gonna hurt me?"
She hugged him and said no.
"We are good reptilians", she told him.
So he said, "I don't care if your family are reptilians!"
But he took off like a bat outta hell!
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popcorn
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05/07/2013 06:11 AM

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Re: How GLP and reptilians came in handy against a stalker
20 year old I meant.
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Re: How GLP and reptilians came in handy against a stalker
My 20 tear old daughter has lots of friends, mostly guys.
But she lets them all know she is not in the market for a boyfriend.
One will not listen, we caught him on cam spying and stalking.
So my daughter went out and told him this,
"Ever noticed how my eyes change color? I take after my Mom who has gold eyes.
Ever noticed my Dad's light blue eyes with weird pupils?
We are a reptilian family!"
He began to cry and said," Are you gonna hurt me?"
She hugged him and said no.
"We are good reptilians", she told him.
So he said, "I don't care if your family are reptilians!"
But he took off like a bat outta hell!
 Quoting: Queen Of Undenial


wtf
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05/07/2013 06:13 AM

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Re: How GLP and reptilians came in handy against a stalker
What's he so afraid about?
Hello World('iamaka@outlook.com');
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05/07/2013 06:22 AM

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Re: How GLP and reptilians came in handy against a stalker
What's he so afraid about?
 Quoting: Iamaka Anderson


I'm guessing he has visited GLP before, probably thanks to my baby girl.
I got her watching GLP and vids of reptilians, Illuminati and such.
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05/07/2013 06:25 AM

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Re: How GLP and reptilians came in handy against a stalker
Wait, so you're not reptilians?
I'm here for three reasons, talking about booze, hitting on chicks with hot avatars, bringing knowledge only an uncle knows and learning how to count...

Less thinking, more drinking...
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05/07/2013 06:28 AM

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Re: How GLP and reptilians came in handy against a stalker
Wait, so you're not reptilians?
 Quoting: Drunk Uncle


You aren't that stalker are you?
If you are, hell yea we are!
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05/07/2013 06:31 AM
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Wait, so you're not reptilians?
 Quoting: Drunk Uncle


You aren't that stalker are you?
If you are, hell yea we are!
 Quoting: Queen Of Undenial


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05/07/2013 06:31 AM

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Re: How GLP and reptilians came in handy against a stalker
My 20 tear old daughter has lots of friends, mostly guys.
But she lets them all know she is not in the market for a boyfriend.
One will not listen, we caught him on cam spying and stalking.
So my daughter went out and told him this,
"Ever noticed how my eyes change color? I take after my Mom who has gold eyes.
Ever noticed my Dad's light blue eyes with weird pupils?
We are a reptilian family!"
He began to cry and said," Are you gonna hurt me?"
She hugged him and said no.
"We are good reptilians", she told him.
So he said, "I don't care if your family are reptilians!"
But he took off like a bat outta hell!
 Quoting: Queen Of Undenial


So your point is your daughter is cruel to the mentally challenged?

Nice!

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05/07/2013 06:39 AM

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Re: How GLP and reptilians came in handy against a stalker
My 20 tear old daughter has lots of friends, mostly guys.
But she lets them all know she is not in the market for a boyfriend.
One will not listen, we caught him on cam spying and stalking.
So my daughter went out and told him this,
"Ever noticed how my eyes change color? I take after my Mom who has gold eyes.
Ever noticed my Dad's light blue eyes with weird pupils?
We are a reptilian family!"
He began to cry and said," Are you gonna hurt me?"
She hugged him and said no.
"We are good reptilians", she told him.
So he said, "I don't care if your family are reptilians!"
But he took off like a bat outta hell!
 Quoting: Queen Of Undenial


So your point is your daughter is cruel to the mentally challenged?

Nice!

dance
 Quoting: SnakeAirlines


No he seems to be the killer type.
But yea he must be the mentally challenged.
I don't care!
That a$$ would probably kill my baby
SnakeAirlines

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05/07/2013 06:42 AM

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Re: How GLP and reptilians came in handy against a stalker
No he seems to be the killer type.
But yea he must be the mentally challenged.
I don't care!
That a$$ would probably kill my baby
 Quoting: Queen Of Undenial


I'm serious...

This dude seems like he needed fucking with...

Tell your daughter I said "good job"...

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05/07/2013 06:46 AM

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Re: How GLP and reptilians came in handy against a stalker
No he seems to be the killer type.
But yea he must be the mentally challenged.
I don't care!
That a$$ would probably kill my baby
 Quoting: Queen Of Undenial


I'm serious...

This dude seems like he needed fucking with...

Tell your daughter I said "good job"...

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 Quoting: SnakeAirlines

Thank you SnakeA
I felt the same way. hf
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05/07/2013 06:52 AM

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Re: How GLP and reptilians came in handy against a stalker
lol
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Thank you Ghetto Monk
Sending Love your way hf
My Grandbaby is getting a heart operation on the 14th of this month.
Hubby and me are heartsick for her.
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05/07/2013 07:59 AM
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OP,

I'll be praying for your grandbaby on the 14th.

Healing thoughts and love for the little one.

For all of you.
“So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit
Prowilson123

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05/07/2013 08:46 AM

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Hope the operation is successful hf
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Re: How GLP and reptilians came in handy against a stalker
Thankyou Meadow and ProWilson.
Sending LOVE youall's way too hf
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05/09/2013 05:17 AM

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Re: How GLP and reptilians came in handy against a stalker
No he seems to be the killer type.
But yea he must be the mentally challenged.
I don't care!
That a$$ would probably kill my baby
 Quoting: Queen Of Undenial


I'm serious...

This dude seems like he needed fucking with...

Tell your daughter I said "good job"...

thumbs
 Quoting: SnakeAirlines


Thanks Snake. hf
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05/09/2013 05:33 AM
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Re: How GLP and reptilians came in handy against a stalker
Why is yor doughter not in the market for a boydriend. She is 20.
And why are you spying on ppl. and get angry when they spy on you?
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05/09/2013 05:37 AM
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Re: How GLP and reptilians came in handy against a stalker
My 20 tear old daughter has lots of friends, mostly guys.
But she lets them all know she is not in the market for a boyfriend.
One will not listen, we caught him on cam spying and stalking.
So my daughter went out and told him this,
"Ever noticed how my eyes change color? I take after my Mom who has gold eyes.
Ever noticed my Dad's light blue eyes with weird pupils?
We are a reptilian family!"
He began to cry and said," Are you gonna hurt me?"
She hugged him and said no.
"We are good reptilians", she told him.
So he said, "I don't care if your family are reptilians!"
But he took off like a bat outta hell!
 Quoting: Queen Of Undenial


yeh cool story^ but its not like your princess is an innocent virgin or anything.. in fact dont be surprized if her guy mates gang bang her from time to time ;) just a heads up there for ya moms..
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Why is yor doughter not in the market for a boydriend. She is 20.
And why are you spying on ppl. and get angry when they spy on you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39282112

She was married and her baby is about to have a heart operation.
That's her interest!
Her daughter, my Grandbaby
Queen Of Undenial (OP)

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Re: How GLP and reptilians came in handy against a stalker
My 20 tear old daughter has lots of friends, mostly guys.
But she lets them all know she is not in the market for a boyfriend.
One will not listen, we caught him on cam spying and stalking.
So my daughter went out and told him this,
"Ever noticed how my eyes change color? I take after my Mom who has gold eyes.
Ever noticed my Dad's light blue eyes with weird pupils?
We are a reptilian family!"
He began to cry and said," Are you gonna hurt me?"
She hugged him and said no.
"We are good reptilians", she told him.
So he said, "I don't care if your family are reptilians!"
But he took off like a bat outta hell!
 Quoting: Queen Of Undenial


yeh cool story^ but its not like your princess is an innocent virgin or anything.. in fact dont be surprized if her guy mates gang bang her from time to time ;) just a heads up there for ya moms..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27138837


Anyone tries that my husband would kick their ass!
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Re: How GLP and reptilians came in handy against a stalker
My 20 tear old daughter has lots of friends, mostly guys.
But she lets them all know she is not in the market for a boyfriend.
One will not listen, we caught him on cam spying and stalking.
So my daughter went out and told him this,
"Ever noticed how my eyes change color? I take after my Mom who has gold eyes.
Ever noticed my Dad's light blue eyes with weird pupils?
We are a reptilian family!"
He began to cry and said," Are you gonna hurt me?"
She hugged him and said no.
"We are good reptilians", she told him.
So he said, "I don't care if your family are reptilians!"
But he took off like a bat outta hell!
 Quoting: Queen Of Undenial


yeh cool story^ but its not like your princess is an innocent virgin or anything.. in fact dont be surprized if her guy mates gang bang her from time to time ;) just a heads up there for ya moms..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27138837


Anyone tries that my husband would kick their ass!
 Quoting: Queen Of Undenial


haha its all good moms.. what ever helps you sleep at night better i suppose ;)
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Why is yor doughter not in the market for a boydriend. She is 20.
And why are you spying on ppl. and get angry when they spy on you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39282112


I have every right to have cams around my own house!
Are Polish people really as stupid as those jokes around the world claim they are?
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Why is yor doughter not in the market for a boydriend. She is 20.
And why are you spying on ppl. and get angry when they spy on you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39282112


I have every right to have cams around my own house!
Are Polish people really as stupid as those jokes around the world claim they are?
 Quoting: Queen Of Undenial


i dint write the above reply but il answer you cause im posting in my space ship above the skies of what you call poland.. anyway i find the women here to be hot as fuck.. and the men just seem to be very much asshole types and yes they all seem kind of stupid to me.. so yes...
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Why is yor doughter not in the market for a boydriend. She is 20.
And why are you spying on ppl. and get angry when they spy on you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39282112

She was married and her baby is about to have a heart operation.
That's her interest!
Her daughter, my Grandbaby
 Quoting: Queen Of Undenial


Oh, i see. Anyway, this guy seemed not to be the brightest, i would not be happy if my daughter would hang around with him. Esp. when she has responsability for an ill toddler.
All the best or your daughter and the little one.
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Why is yor doughter not in the market for a boydriend. She is 20.
And why are you spying on ppl. and get angry when they spy on you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39282112


I have every right to have cams around my own house!
Are Polish people really as stupid as those jokes around the world claim they are?
 Quoting: Queen Of Undenial


i dint write the above reply but il answer you cause im posting in my space ship above the skies of what you call poland.. anyway i find the women here to be hot as fuck.. and the men just seem to be very much asshole types and yes they all seem kind of stupid to me.. so yes...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27138837


I don't hate Poles just not gonna put up with meanness
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Why is yor doughter not in the market for a boydriend. She is 20.
And why are you spying on ppl. and get angry when they spy on you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39282112

She was married and her baby is about to have a heart operation.
That's her interest!
Her daughter, my Grandbaby
 Quoting: Queen Of Undenial


Oh, i see. Anyway, this guy seemed not to be the brightest, i would not be happy if my daughter would hang around with him. Esp. when she has responsability for an ill toddler.
All the best or your daughter and the little one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39282112


Thank you hf
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05/09/2013 06:15 AM
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Re: How GLP and reptilians came in handy against a stalker
Normally, the GLP trademark would be to hand over some tomatoes when the guy runs. Did she give him some tomatoes?
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Normally, the GLP trademark would be to hand over some tomatoes when the guy runs. Did she give him some tomatoes?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39554409

Want some tomatoes from me?
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Re: How GLP and reptilians came in handy against a stalker
That is straight up hilarious.

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