My 20 tear old daughter has lots of friends, mostly guys.
But she lets them all know she is not in the market for a boyfriend.
One will not listen, we caught him on cam spying and stalking.
So my daughter went out and told him this,
"Ever noticed how my eyes change color? I take after my Mom who has gold eyes.
Ever noticed my Dad's light blue eyes with weird pupils?
We are a reptilian family!"
He began to cry and said," Are you gonna hurt me?"
She hugged him and said no.
"We are good reptilians", she told him.
So he said, "I don't care if your family are reptilians!"
But he took off like a bat outta hell!