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When Christ comes like a thief---

 
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When Christ comes like a thief---
When My man slips in LAte night---How will us Believers Know the signs to follow so we get the promise and no hairs get harmed on the head----We got any pics from befor he blew this popstand then---or will he be wearing a nametag---kinda hard for christ come back and get anybody believe he is---more like some crazy dude says HEs christ---Jesus IS gonna end up in a mental Hospital cause he woill be whispering to people talking spirits and demons and Satan and Rapture and eternal life and safety in Kingdoms and world peace----AND NO ONE believer or not is Gonna give the lil jew carprnter the time of day---He gonna come in and go WTF now?????


Seriously----I am feeling Time to be saved as it looks grim---How I yeshua is here and where do I go---I want raptured cause I dont play no Apocolyptic--U dig


Anybody get a memo or NoBody Morph into Messiah and turn the Women of Scars into a DOG!!!!!!!!

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Re: When Christ comes like a thief---
What would you do if Christ was placed in a mental hospital?

If you knew, would you rally for his release?
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Re: When Christ comes like a thief---
Whats a "Hen christ"

Christ of the Chicken's?

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Re: When Christ comes like a thief---
Sorry---bout that---- What I am Saying is HE may just BE--Maybe we should try and get some photos and SEE... Seriously bet the Mental WARDS are full of psycho Jesus Christs---

And the real one come whispering in your ear with a robe looking like Noah From Beyond---Wiill he be covered in ectoplasm from rentry--- Whats the lowdown---Should I leave a note if I goy=t to step out---- I mean What if he sneak by like a theif and I am out getting my groceries----ANd i miss eternal life and all my promises from God---Cause I was creeped by the Thief snaking around talking secret kingdoms and saying his son of God----I popped in the fgrill and called police---They dropped em off--at the psych ward---and if he is Jesus He wont remember NOw-
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Really this could be why???? Whats he lookl like---I seen a guy at the 7-11 could have been him----He was Smoking though???? Does Jesus Smoke in 2013 if hes chilling waiting to cneak and save some people without getting killed himself---He gonna call me---I just changed my number---What if He doesn't have my new one----These are cool giftsd---I go from kitchen toilet to Bed - I dont want miss hIm and he got to be COMING THIS WORLDS NEEDS SAVING ITS THE TOTAL SHITS
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Re: When Christ comes like a thief---
The HEn CHrist???

YOU dont know---See maybe I am getting bad info---- Someone told me that HEN will be his symbol or maybe he come as a hen???

WHat is a HEN CHRIST???

i am getting worried-i go pray now---im all alone- with God---and he wont say cause HE thinks Jesus Might like and just steal my Flatsceen and not take me in his spaceship---
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Re: When Christ comes like a thief---
I will Rally for all PSYCHO JESUS CHRISTS AND REAL MESSIAH RELEASE...


Let Homeless Christ Go???

Seriously we dont have much but thief in the night----JChrist Touchdown in Texas and we are SOOOO FUCKING SCREWED


Someone will update him ABOUT WHAT A SHITTY MESS WE HAVE MADE THIS WORLD!!!!!!

POOR JESUS___Never getting thrown a bone-
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HEn Christ? Smoking at 7-11? In 2013..??? What the?!?!

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Re: When Christ comes like a thief---
I will Rally for all PSYCHO JESUS CHRISTS AND REAL MESSIAH RELEASE...


Let Homeless Christ Go???

Seriously we dont have much but thief in the night----JChrist Touchdown in Texas and we are SOOOO FUCKING SCREWED


Someone will update him ABOUT WHAT A SHITTY MESS WE HAVE MADE THIS WORLD!!!!!!

POOR JESUS___Never getting thrown a bone-
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Re: When Christ comes like a thief---
When My man slips in LAte night---How will us Believers Know the signs to follow so we get the promise and no hairs get harmed on the head----We got any pics from befor he blew this popstand then---or will he be wearing a nametag---kinda hard for christ come back and get anybody believe he is---more like some crazy dude says HEs christ---Jesus IS gonna end up in a mental Hospital cause he woill be whispering to people talking spirits and demons and Satan and Rapture and eternal life and safety in Kingdoms and world peace----AND NO ONE believer or not is Gonna give the lil jew carprnter the time of day---He gonna come in and go WTF now?????


Seriously----I am feeling Time to be saved as it looks grim---How I yeshua is here and where do I go---I want raptured cause I dont play no Apocolyptic--U dig


Anybody get a memo or NoBody Morph into Messiah and turn the Women of Scars into a DOG!!!!!!!!
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Back in biblical days and in that region, the notion of a "thief in the night" was suggestive of a band of raiders, and not the slippery cat burglar we think of today.

It's likely that this particular reference Jesus made was directly related to the siege of Jerusalem 67-70AD. There were supposedly signs in the sky and everything. It was a huge thing, essentially closing the book on the old covenant.
I believe that much - if not most - of the doom mentioned in the gospels was aimed at this event. The stuff about seeing the city surrounded with armies, or coming down off your roof, etc. just doesn't work these days.
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don't think you will miss me lol

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When Christ comes like a thief...

...I am going to be grateful for the second amendment and stand your ground/castle doctrine laws. gun
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When Christ comes like a thief...

...I am going to be grateful for the second amendment and stand your ground/castle doctrine laws.

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When Christ comes like a thief---
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And steals your heart!

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Re: When Christ comes like a thief---
When Christ comes like a thief...

...I am going to be grateful for the second amendment and stand your ground/castle doctrine laws. :gun:
 Quoting: Dr. Ben Schillen


I will get your weapons one way or another hahaha

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When Christ comes like a thief...

...I am going to be grateful for the second amendment and stand your ground/castle doctrine laws.

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 Quoting: Dr. Ben Schillen


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