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Getting naked in front of your pets? | |
INK3  User ID: 38549259  United States05/07/2013 05:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How about when they intently watch you having sex? Even worse! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5542489 It's occurred to me that if aliens wanted to really study humans, they could arrive in a lifeform of a dog or cat or horse ... something that interacts intimately with us and our daily lives. What better way to study us? Maybe your pet is gathering information for the mothership.  Evan worse when the dog jumps on the bed afterwards and licks up the "spills" LOL I had a dog that dug in the trash to eat ... used maxipads. Sorry that might be TMI. Nah, mine does the same thing. It's SO disgusting. I also never get undressed in front of him. I think it would freak us both out a little. "When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing, When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing" page7 |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 39308971  Ireland05/07/2013 05:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| INK3 User ID: 38549259 United States05/07/2013 05:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hilarious thread. Should be pinned! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39474421 Our dog doesn't care when we have sex. Definately doesn't turn him on - he's not got any bollocks! Neither does mine. He's got a girlfriend though, so who knows. "When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing, When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing" page7 |
| INK3 User ID: 38549259 United States05/07/2013 05:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I feel some what embarrassed getting naked when my dog is in the house, he give me this weird look. Evan the cat looks at me funny. Quoting: Such Is Life What are you thoughts? They are curious as to why you don't scream when you pull your own "fur" off. Then they feel badly for you since you are then furless and likely chilled. Oooh! Good answer. "When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing, When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing" page7 |
| 1908247 User ID: 39475919  Brazil05/07/2013 05:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Stanislav User ID: 35050463  Canada05/07/2013 05:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 39455590  France05/07/2013 05:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I once had a persian cat, her name was doreen, she was both my sister and childhood love. She was pretty much the only person until this day who completely didn't mind me and my unusual wide hips for a guy and small genitals. She loved me as who I am. I miss her so much.  |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 38705577  New Zealand05/07/2013 05:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 39455590 France05/07/2013 05:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 6418504 United States05/07/2013 05:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 37734018  Russia05/07/2013 05:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I feel some what embarrassed getting naked when my dog is in the house, he give me this weird look. Evan the cat looks at me funny. Quoting: Such Is Life What are you thoughts?   BEST THREAD OP! My English Bulldog loves when people get naked. He doesn't seem to care about anything higher than knees though, because it's the highest he can lick. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 39308971 Ireland05/07/2013 05:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I once had a persian cat, her name was doreen, she was both my sister and childhood love. She was pretty much the only person until this day who completely didn't mind me and my unusual wide hips for a guy and small genitals. She loved me as who I am. I miss her so much. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39455590  |
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| Fading Lights User ID: 23427078 United States05/07/2013 05:56 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Does the dog lick the muffin. That big dog tongue with a little bit of roughness like a fine-grade sand-paper. So your man watches as your dog makes you get-off? Nous sommes du soleil. -- We are of the sun. |
| thetrickybigguy User ID: 1174501 United States05/07/2013 05:56 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I remember shagging this chick in college and she had a dog at her apartment. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6418504 One night we were banging and finished and the dog wanted his turn. Kind of odd Maybe she did that before... reminds me of the time i nailed this little hottie and we had to put her cat in the bathroom and the harder i pounded her, the more this cat would pound his head into the bathroom door. was the strangest POA i have ever had. Last Edited by thetrickybigguy on 05/07/2013 05:57 PM Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~ Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~ Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~ Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poloi' in Greek meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~ “When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.” If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain. Winston Churchill |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 34963435 United States05/07/2013 05:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How about when they intently watch you having sex? Even worse! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5542489 It's occurred to me that if aliens wanted to really study humans, they could arrive in a lifeform of a dog or cat or horse ... something that interacts intimately with us and our daily lives. What better way to study us? Maybe your pet is gathering information for the mothership. Evan worse when the dog jumps on the bed afterwards and licks up the "spills" LOL Or if you're a guy, squat down and they see a new toy to play with |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 39466935  Sweden05/07/2013 05:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 36161794 United States05/07/2013 06:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Also I take baths with my dog. He's 12 pounds and fuck if I'm gonna fill up the tub and waste all that water just for him. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 36161794 United States05/07/2013 06:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I get naked all the time in front of them. After a shower is when my cat is the most lovey (something about water makes her want to cuddle) so I just snuggle her naked. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36161794 Also I take baths with my dog. He's 12 pounds and fuck if I'm gonna fill up the tub and waste all that water just for him. Great! You get out stinking just like a washed up dog. 1st world dogs are very different than your 3rd world ones. My dog is only outside maybe 3 minutes a day. He has chemicals on him to keep all bugs off and spends his days off the floor and of my couch. They're less of an animal then they are really sheltered lazy kids. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 5542489 United States05/07/2013 06:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How about when they intently watch you having sex? Even worse! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5542489 It's occurred to me that if aliens wanted to really study humans, they could arrive in a lifeform of a dog or cat or horse ... something that interacts intimately with us and our daily lives. What better way to study us? Maybe your pet is gathering information for the mothership. Evan worse when the dog jumps on the bed afterwards and licks up the "spills" LOL Or if you're a guy, squat down and they see a new toy to play with As long as they don't see it as a new CHEW TOY! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28100246 United States05/07/2013 06:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I once had a persian cat, her name was doreen, she was both my sister and childhood love. She was pretty much the only person until this day who completely didn't mind me and my unusual wide hips for a guy and small genitals. She loved me as who I am. I miss her so much. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39455590 Now, THAT is too much information! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 39455590 France05/07/2013 08:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I once had a persian cat, her name was doreen, she was both my sister and childhood love. She was pretty much the only person until this day who completely didn't mind me and my unusual wide hips for a guy and small genitals. She loved me as who I am. I miss her so much. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39455590 Yes it is. |
