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Getting naked in front of your pets?

 
INK3

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Re: Getting naked in front of your pets?
How about when they intently watch you having sex? Even worse!

It's occurred to me that if aliens wanted to really study humans, they could arrive in a lifeform of a dog or cat or horse ... something that interacts intimately with us and our daily lives. What better way to study us? Maybe your pet is gathering information for the mothership.

abduct
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Evan worse when the dog jumps on the bed afterwards and licks up the "spills" LOL
 Quoting: Such Is Life


I had a dog that dug in the trash to eat ... used maxipads.

Sorry that might be TMI.
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Nah, mine does the same thing. It's SO disgusting. I also never get undressed in front of him. I think it would freak us both out a little.
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
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05/07/2013 05:27 PM
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Oh ...
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tounge
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Hilarious thread. Should be pinned!

Our dog doesn't care when we have sex. Definately doesn't turn him on - he's not got any bollocks!
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Neither does mine. He's got a girlfriend though, so who knows.
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
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Re: Getting naked in front of your pets?
I feel some what embarrassed getting naked when my dog is in the house, he give me this weird look. Evan the cat looks at me funny.

What are you thoughts?
 Quoting: Such Is Life


They are curious as to why you don't scream when you pull your own "fur" off.

Then they feel badly for you since you are then furless and likely chilled.
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Oooh! Good answer.
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
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Re: Getting naked in front of your pets?
I feel some what embarrassed getting naked when my dog is in the house, he give me this weird look. Evan the cat looks at me funny.

What are you thoughts?
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My thought is they dont give a shit about you being naked or not.

Or maybe they go like "she looks less stupid that way"
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05/07/2013 05:31 PM
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To be honest, I masturbate while my kitty is in my room. Not a biggie. I used to feel uncomfortable before.
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05/07/2013 05:31 PM
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I once had a persian cat, her name was doreen, she was both my sister and childhood love. She was pretty much the only person until this day who completely didn't mind me and my unusual wide hips for a guy and small genitals. She loved me as who I am. I miss her so much.

heartbreak
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05/07/2013 05:34 PM

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Yeah this thread is brilliant!
If I had known it was harmless I would have killed it myself.
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05/07/2013 05:37 PM
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I remember shagging this chick in college and she had a dog at her apartment.

One night we were banging and finished and the dog wanted his turn.

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With you or her?
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05/07/2013 05:38 PM
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I remember shagging this chick in college and she had a dog at her apartment.

One night we were banging and finished and the dog wanted his turn.

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With you or her?
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Probably both at the same time!??
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05/07/2013 05:41 PM
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I remember shagging this chick in college and she had a dog at her apartment.

One night we were banging and finished and the dog wanted his turn.

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With you or her?
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Her

giggity giggity
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05/07/2013 05:48 PM
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Re: Getting naked in front of your pets?
I feel some what embarrassed getting naked when my dog is in the house, he give me this weird look. Evan the cat looks at me funny.

What are you thoughts?
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clappa
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BEST THREAD OP!

My English Bulldog loves when people get naked. He doesn't seem to care about anything higher than knees though, because it's the highest he can lick.
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I once had a persian cat, her name was doreen, she was both my sister and childhood love. She was pretty much the only person until this day who completely didn't mind me and my unusual wide hips for a guy and small genitals. She loved me as who I am. I miss her so much.

heartbreak
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drama
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05/07/2013 05:51 PM
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Re: Getting naked in front of your pets?
How about when they intently watch you having sex? Even worse!
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That bothers some people, but honestly it kinda turns me on.


(Too far?)
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No, putting peanut butter on your ass would be too far though
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ohno oops2
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05/07/2013 05:53 PM
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I used to put condensed milk on my private parts.

But they they started licking my pussy in front of visitors, I stopped!
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ohno oops2 huffy goaway
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I used to put condensed milk on my private parts.

But they they started licking my pussy in front of visitors, I stopped!
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You may actually provoke an orgy with visitors that way or even screw your vaginal pH and bacterial balance.
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05/07/2013 05:56 PM

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How about when they intently watch you having sex? Even worse!
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That bothers some people, but honestly it kinda turns me on.


(Too far?)
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Does the dog lick the muffin. That big dog tongue with a little bit of roughness like a fine-grade sand-paper. So your man watches as your dog makes you get-off?
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Re: Getting naked in front of your pets?
I remember shagging this chick in college and she had a dog at her apartment.

One night we were banging and finished and the dog wanted his turn.

Kind of odd

Maybe she did that before...
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reminds me of the time i nailed this little hottie and we had to put her cat in the bathroom and the harder i pounded her, the more this cat would pound his head into the bathroom door.

was the strangest POA i have ever had.

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Re: Getting naked in front of your pets?
How about when they intently watch you having sex? Even worse!

It's occurred to me that if aliens wanted to really study humans, they could arrive in a lifeform of a dog or cat or horse ... something that interacts intimately with us and our daily lives. What better way to study us? Maybe your pet is gathering information for the mothership.

abduct
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Evan worse when the dog jumps on the bed afterwards and licks up the "spills" LOL
 Quoting: Such Is Life


Or if you're a guy, squat down and they see a new toy to play with
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05/07/2013 05:58 PM
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Re: Getting naked in front of your pets?
It is indeed awkward. They know what they're looking at.
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05/07/2013 06:00 PM
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Re: Getting naked in front of your pets?
I get naked all the time in front of them. After a shower is when my cat is the most lovey (something about water makes her want to cuddle) so I just snuggle her naked.
Also I take baths with my dog. He's 12 pounds and fuck if I'm gonna fill up the tub and waste all that water just for him.
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05/07/2013 06:13 PM
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Re: Getting naked in front of your pets?
I get naked all the time in front of them. After a shower is when my cat is the most lovey (something about water makes her want to cuddle) so I just snuggle her naked.
Also I take baths with my dog. He's 12 pounds and fuck if I'm gonna fill up the tub and waste all that water just for him.
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Great! You get out stinking just like a washed up dog.
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1st world dogs are very different than your 3rd world ones. My dog is only outside maybe 3 minutes a day. He has chemicals on him to keep all bugs off and spends his days off the floor and of my couch. They're less of an animal then they are really sheltered lazy kids.
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05/07/2013 06:25 PM
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Re: Getting naked in front of your pets?
How about when they intently watch you having sex? Even worse!

It's occurred to me that if aliens wanted to really study humans, they could arrive in a lifeform of a dog or cat or horse ... something that interacts intimately with us and our daily lives. What better way to study us? Maybe your pet is gathering information for the mothership.

abduct
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5542489


Evan worse when the dog jumps on the bed afterwards and licks up the "spills" LOL
 Quoting: Such Is Life


Or if you're a guy, squat down and they see a new toy to play with
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As long as they don't see it as a new CHEW TOY!
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Re: Getting naked in front of your pets?
I once had a persian cat, her name was doreen, she was both my sister and childhood love. She was pretty much the only person until this day who completely didn't mind me and my unusual wide hips for a guy and small genitals. She loved me as who I am. I miss her so much.

heartbreak
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Now, THAT is too much information!
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Re: Getting naked in front of your pets?
I once had a persian cat, her name was doreen, she was both my sister and childhood love. She was pretty much the only person until this day who completely didn't mind me and my unusual wide hips for a guy and small genitals. She loved me as who I am. I miss her so much.

heartbreak
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drama
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Yes it is.
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