Getting naked in front of your pets?

If I feed them and clean up their shit, they will have to put up with seeing me at my ultimate weirdest...


This is why they don't have the ability to talk human.

How about when they intently watch you having sex? Even worse!

It's occurred to me that if aliens wanted to really study humans, they could arrive in a lifeform of a dog or cat or horse ... something that interacts intimately with us and our daily lives. What better way to study us? Maybe your pet is gathering information for the mothership.

lol me too.

That bothers some people, but honestly it kinda turns me on.


(Too far?)

No, putting peanut butter on your ass would be too far though

Futurama did an episode similar to this. The aliens were cats that controlled humans.

AC #####24879 .... Good answer ! BUT, instead of them 'being' the alien, they could have tiny cameras and listening devices attached !

Evan worse when the dog jumps on the bed afterwards and licks up the "spills" LOL

Not really. I have sex in front of mine too.

Do you have a lot of birth marks or something?

The visual is working for me, MO...

You're scarring them sexually. You're making them get into bestiality.

:hurr:

I had a dog that dug in the trash to eat ... used maxipads.

Sorry that might be TMI.

Haha, my cats like watching me and my bf have sex. It was creepy at first, but after a few years you get used to it.

lol, Pets are naked why would they care if we are.

I remember shagging this chick in college and she had a dog at her apartment.

One night we were banging and finished and the dog wanted his turn.

Kind of odd

Maybe she did that before...

If they are anything like me, MO, they don't mind watching you talk in GLP VC, they actually enjoy it.



Oh, you meant naked......
Well, being naked isn't weird.
Wearing high heels, now that is weird.(and dangerous to small paws)

Phfffft....my cats don't care; as long as I have food and a can opener,I am a god to them. Little 'g'.

They are curious as to why you don't scream when you pull your own "fur" off.

Then they feel badly for you since you are then furless and likely chilled.

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i honestly believe it turns them on

peanut butter isnt needed. dogs like how ass taste i heard.javascript:doSmilie(':s226:');

I like your name "Such is life" I have 3 cats and and one of them cries when I get inside the bathroom to take a shower and I lock the door.
THe cat will keep crying to let him in, I then when I finish taking a bath unlock the door and let him in, he seems my balls hanging while I dry up but they are just animals, what do they know?
If they were human then it would be different.
I don't see any problems but my mother told me the other day not to let them in...
I said what's wrong? the cat cries.

hahaha

Hilarious thread. Should be pinned!

Our dog doesn't care when we have sex. Definately doesn't turn him on - he's not got any bollocks!

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