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The Beer Diet does not work

 
wisc_natureboy
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The Beer Diet does not work
25% of your calories from Vegetables, Fruits, Nuts and Grains
75% of your calories from yummy locally-made ales / beers

Less than 1750 calories a day with an hour of cardio and you lose weight.

LIES!!!


I've been on this diet for 20 years and I still don't have six-pack abs!
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Lol I can't lose weight either. I'm not big but I can drop about 15 pounds. I juice and hardly eat that much! Must be the vodka. :D
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Re: The Beer Diet does not work
25% of your calories from Vegetables, Fruits, Nuts and Grains
75% of your calories from yummy locally-made ales / beers

Less than 1750 calories a day with an hour of cardio and you lose weight.

LIES!!!


I've been on this diet for 20 years and I still don't have six-pack abs!
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


I bet you have hundreds of six-packs though.
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I'm one of the fortunate ones I guess.

I can drop 5 lbs in a week just by running easy.
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Lol I can't lose weight either. I'm not big but I can drop about 15 pounds. I juice and hardly eat that much! Must be the vodka. :D
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Shit, if I cut the beer part out of the diet
I drop like 20 pounds in a month,
but I'm kinda ornery when I do that.
And I don't post as much. ;-`)
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Re: The Beer Diet does not work
25% of your calories from Vegetables, Fruits, Nuts and Grains
75% of your calories from yummy locally-made ales / beers

Less than 1750 calories a day with an hour of cardio and you lose weight.

LIES!!!


I've been on this diet for 20 years and I still don't have six-pack abs!
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


I bet you have hundreds of six-packs though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39019006


1000's might be more appropriate.
Perhaps 10's of thousands.
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I am starting to gain weight a lot easier as I get older.

It is frightening to say the least.
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Re: The Beer Diet does not work
I stopped drinking beer/alchohol(my profession) for months at a time...Dropped 15 lbs...Didn't have to diet or anything.

The beer defo packs on the lbs...and you pack the water weight so your face and body bloat more.
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I stopped drinking beer/alchohol(my profession) for months at a time...Dropped 15 lbs...Didn't have to diet or anything.

The beer defo packs on the lbs...and you pack the water weight so your face and body bloat more.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10822933


Yep, I'm bloated now, just like in my avatar.
I changed my avatar back to this pick, cuz people call me a lard-ass
and it motivates me to juice and hike more.
Hell, the low temps are still around freezing.
Perhaps it's too early to be self-hating. LoL
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You'd be getting fit right now playing fantasy baseball if you weren't such a raging bitch...haha
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I stopped drinking beer/alchohol(my profession) for months at a time...Dropped 15 lbs...Didn't have to diet or anything.

The beer defo packs on the lbs...and you pack the water weight so your face and body bloat more.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10822933


Yep, I'm bloated now, just like in my avatar.
I changed my avatar back to this pick, cuz people call me a lard-ass
and it motivates me to juice and hike more.
Hell, the low temps are still around freezing.
Perhaps it's too early to be self-hating. LoL
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Yeah ...I wouldn't be hatin' on your self...

Your not "obese"...

You're more "husky"..."burly"...

but you're from Wisconsin...It's gotta be tough trying to lose weight there....Even when you're physically active.
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You'd be getting fit right now playing fantasy baseball if you weren't such a raging bitch...haha
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Screw you!
Brother of the real commissioner. ;-`)

And your faggy keeper-rules. LoL.
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Re: The Beer Diet does not work
25% of your calories from Vegetables, Fruits, Nuts and Grains
75% of your calories from yummy locally-made ales / beers

Less than 1750 calories a day with an hour of cardio and you lose weight.

LIES!!!


I've been on this diet for 20 years and I still don't have six-pack abs!
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Dude, beer is loaded full of carbohydrates, additionally they are shit ones too that are processed chemically and release cortisol, which effects your metabolism and causes you to GET FATTER.

Increase your protean by eating mixed nuts and bison meat. Moderate meal sizes obviously. And WHEN you eat is crucial as well.

Truth is, your body is like any other animals. You are meant to exert some 'raw' power during the hunt/chase/kill. This burned a lot of energy, but drove our hunger as well.

Now, we run to the fridge, at best.

Outside of that, stay away from breads and cereals. Which would include beer. If you want abs, this is the only way. You have to have a nearly zero body fat, it's technically one of the hardest places to develop muscle tone simply because of the amount of natural body fat that can accumulate there.
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The beer diet only does not work if you are using it incorrectly.

If you are using the beer diet to lose weight, you're doing it wrong.

If you are using the beer diet to justify your perpetual drunkenness, perhaps to a meddling female in your life, then you are on the right track.
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Re: The Beer Diet does not work
25% of your calories from Vegetables, Fruits, Nuts and Grains
75% of your calories from yummy locally-made ales / beers

Less than 1750 calories a day with an hour of cardio and you lose weight.

LIES!!!


I've been on this diet for 20 years and I still don't have six-pack abs!
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Dude, beer is loaded full of carbohydrates, additionally they are shit ones too that are processed chemically and release cortisol, which effects your metabolism and causes you to GET FATTER.

Increase your protean by eating mixed nuts and bison meat. Moderate meal sizes obviously. And WHEN you eat is crucial as well.

Truth is, your body is like any other animals. You are meant to exert some 'raw' power during the hunt/chase/kill. This burned a lot of energy, but drove our hunger as well.

Now, we run to the fridge, at best.

Outside of that, stay away from breads and cereals. Which would include beer. If you want abs, this is the only way. You have to have a nearly zero body fat, it's technically one of the hardest places to develop muscle tone simply because of the amount of natural body fat that can accumulate there.
 Quoting: Children of the Atom


So I should eat more cheese?
I eat a lot of cheese. LoL

If I am to eat a Bison,
I'll have to kill, clean and butcher a Bison first.
It's a code I keep. It very well might happen.
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Pork chop in every can. Lol.
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The beer diet only does not work if you are using it incorrectly.

If you are using the beer diet to lose weight, you're doing it wrong.

If you are using the beer diet to justify your perpetual drunkenness, perhaps to a meddling female in your life, then you are on the right track.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38624289


FUCK!


I missed that secondary definition.
Thank you, it's all good now.
You rock 38624289!
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Well you're supposed to do sprint runs to and from the fridge each time you replenish your beer.

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I use the military bootcamp/mealtime diet.

No matter what you put on your plate....make sure you finish 3-4 glasses of gatorade with every meal BEFORE you eat....then eat all you can in 4 minutes with someone screaming at you.....the pounds just drop off.
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Lol I can't lose weight either. I'm not big but I can drop about 15 pounds. I juice and hardly eat that much! Must be the vodka. :D
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That's why the russians are usually skinny!beerthdaycake
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people that can't lose weight are just made for cooler climates, move up north and be happy
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Well you're supposed to do sprint runs to and from the fridge each time you replenish your beer.

beer2
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I do!

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people that can't lose weight are just made for cooler climates, move up north and be happy
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Shit, North of Wisconsin?
Canada here I come LoL.
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All you have to do is make sure that your caloric output is greater than your caloric input

not hard
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All you have to do is make sure that your caloric output is greater than your caloric input

not hard
 Quoting: fat albert 6236287


Say's the non-Wisconsinite!
You cannot walk two blocks around here without be given cheese and beer.
And not just a little cheese and beer, it's overflowing around here.
The homeless guys are even fat on cheese and beer.

Damn, I need to get some more cheese.
Still have lots of beer,
Hell, not even into May's Half-Barrel. ;-`)
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Ummm, did you have cheese and beer when you came to Wisconsin?

Of course you did! That's what we have here. LoL
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Not to mention when you're at the bar during hunting season...All the cheese, Sliced Venison sausage and crackers that you can jam into your mouth is available...for free...I know the struggle...I lived there.
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Not to mention when you're at the bar during hunting season...All the cheese, Sliced Venison sausage and crackers that you can jam into your mouth is available...for free...I know the struggle...I lived there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10822933


Gotta be careful with this. Ever had it? You will have devoured the whole thing before you know it.
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All that Venison and cheese being slammed down by 18 pints of 'Old Styles'...It takes a toll.
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Not to mention when you're at the bar during hunting season...All the cheese, Sliced Venison sausage and crackers that you can jam into your mouth is available...for free...I know the struggle...I lived there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10822933


Gotta be careful with this. Ever had it? You will have devoured the whole thing before you know it.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Indeed...It's f*cking delicious...

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