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The Beer Diet does not work

 
LaniJane

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lolsign
 Quoting: LaniJane


Ummm, did you have cheese and beer when you came to Wisconsin?

Of course you did! That's what we have here. LoL
smile_kiss
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


I had cheese. Delicious, delightful, yummy cheese. You drank the beer for me. hf
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Drinking Beer to satisfy hunger has certainly worked for me. I've gone from a size 38 to 32 in just the last year. I take a lot of Vit C and Fish Oil and only eat fresh food when I do eat. Never have had the desire to eat more than once a day in the last year.
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05/08/2013 03:05 AM
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Re: The Beer Diet does not work
the Swedish Nut Diet is very effective ... you eat only nuts, but you can eat them as much as you want ... you only have to walk 3 miles for every nut to burn off the amount of calories in one nut.
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I've been dieting hard for a while now.

My goal is to be nothing but ribcage and penis.
CharlieMurphy

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Not to mention when you're at the bar during hunting season...All the cheese, Sliced Venison sausage and crackers that you can jam into your mouth is available...for free...I know the struggle...I lived there.
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making me hungry...
Fuck Yea!
ANHEDONIC

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Give your fridge a makeover.

brewskies

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LaniJane

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05/08/2013 03:13 AM

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Re: The Beer Diet does not work
I've been dieting hard for a while now.

My goal is to be nothing but ribcage and penis.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38796884


Scary visual there, dude...
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls." ~
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Give your fridge a makeover.

:brewskies:
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


right! don't stash any vegetables in there, they just rot and leave a mess, been there done that, just beer and your fridge stays clean and tidy
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05/08/2013 03:46 AM
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I've been dieting hard for a while now.

My goal is to be nothing but ribcage and penis.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38796884


Scary visual there, dude...
 Quoting: LaniJane


Yah, especially when the next guy says... "making me hungry"
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Not to mention when you're at the bar during hunting season...All the cheese, Sliced Venison sausage and crackers that you can jam into your mouth is available...for free...I know the struggle...I lived there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10822933


making me hungry...
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


I'm stahvin'

Thinking about crushing a baconator at Wendy's...

Actually...Yeah...I'm going to get a Double Baconator right now...

mmmmmmm.....5a
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05/08/2013 03:48 AM
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Re: The Beer Diet does not work
I stopped drinking beer/alchohol(my profession) for months at a time...Dropped 15 lbs...Didn't have to diet or anything.

The beer defo packs on the lbs...and you pack the water weight so your face and body bloat more.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10822933


Yep, I'm bloated now, just like in my avatar.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


You're not bloated you're fat. Stop eating cheeseburgers
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Re: The Beer Diet does not work
I stopped drinking beer/alchohol(my profession) for months at a time...Dropped 15 lbs...Didn't have to diet or anything.

The beer defo packs on the lbs...and you pack the water weight so your face and body bloat more.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10822933


Yep, I'm bloated now, just like in my avatar.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


You're not bloated you're fat. Stop eating cheeseburgers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1436445


a bit harsh...
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Re: The Beer Diet does not work
I stopped drinking beer/alchohol(my profession) for months at a time...Dropped 15 lbs...Didn't have to diet or anything.

The beer defo packs on the lbs...and you pack the water weight so your face and body bloat more.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10822933


Yep, I'm bloated now, just like in my avatar.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


You're not bloated you're fat. Stop eating cheeseburgers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1436445


a bit harsh...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10822933


He knows it
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Re: The Beer Diet does not work
The only things you need to live..

beer
bacon
lettuce (or some other sucky vegetable for pooping)
duct tape
WD40
water (maybe)

THIS IS MY PERSONAL SURVIVAL METHOD
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The only things you need to live..

beer
bacon
lettuce (or some other sucky vegetable for pooping)
duct tape
WD40
water (maybe)

THIS IS MY PERSONAL SURVIVAL METHOD
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39499831


What's the point of the lettuce if you got WD40?
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Re: The Beer Diet does not work
The only things you need to live..

beer
bacon
lettuce (or some other sucky vegetable for pooping)
duct tape
WD40
water (maybe)

THIS IS MY PERSONAL SURVIVAL METHOD
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39499831


bacon, lettuce...we are well on our way to a great sandwich!
Fuck Yea!
Rudib770

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05/10/2013 02:21 AM
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Hey don't feel bad; that stupid Martini diet does NOT work either. I have tried it, modified it, increased it and stuck to it.

Damn, I really think that gym thing is next on my agenda.....

uh oh, I think I hear the shaker....gotta go make sure it is shaken and not stirred....
Rudib770

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05/10/2013 02:23 AM
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Re: The Beer Diet does not work
The only things you need to live..

beer
bacon
lettuce (or some other sucky vegetable for pooping)
duct tape
WD40
water (maybe)

THIS IS MY PERSONAL SURVIVAL METHOD
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39499831


Add to that: knife and toothbrush and you got a winner, winner chicken dinner.
JUST HERE

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05/10/2013 11:47 AM
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beer
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Sloane

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05/10/2013 11:53 AM

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Forget the food ;)

:beerbreak:
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05/10/2013 11:55 AM
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Not sure why you want 6 pack abs anyway......The keg abs is where it's at.
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05/10/2013 11:57 AM
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Lol I can't lose weight either. I'm not big but I can drop about 15 pounds. I juice and hardly eat that much! Must be the vodka. :D
 Quoting: calx


Shit, if I cut the beer part out of the diet
I drop like 20 pounds in a month,
but I'm kinda ornery when I do that.
And I don't post as much. ;-`)
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Dropping 20 lbs in a month is easy if you cut out the beer...but it makes for a really boring month.
Wash

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05/10/2013 11:58 AM

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Re: The Beer Diet does not work
25% of your calories from Vegetables, Fruits, Nuts and Grains
75% of your calories from yummy locally-made ales / beers

Less than 1750 calories a day with an hour of cardio and you lose weight.

LIES!!!


I've been on this diet for 20 years and I still don't have six-pack abs!
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


We call that a well balanced diet in Canada. Especially if you grill the Veggies & fruit.
Roll Tide Roll.
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05/10/2013 01:45 PM

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Forget the food ;)

:beerbreak:
 Quoting: Sloane


Nice!

Since Schlitz went back to their World Champion recipe,
it is my favourite mass-produced domestic.
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wisc_natureboy (OP)
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Re: The Beer Diet does not work
25% of your calories from Vegetables, Fruits, Nuts and Grains
75% of your calories from yummy locally-made ales / beers

Less than 1750 calories a day with an hour of cardio and you lose weight.

LIES!!!


I've been on this diet for 20 years and I still don't have six-pack abs!
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


We call that a well balanced diet in Canada. Especially if you grill the Veggies & fruit.
 Quoting: Wash


Perhaps that's why it seems so natural to me. ;-`)

Canadian F
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silvervega
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05/13/2013 01:37 AM

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Re: The Beer Diet does not work
The beer diet does to work,it sits you down and makes you think. Most people are still trying to figure out who they are. Not us, we have seen the bottom and are still here if, that is a gift you chose to see.peace
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
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05/13/2013 01:48 AM
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Re: The Beer Diet does not work
google the drinking man's diet.

also known as the air force diet IIRC.
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05/13/2013 01:53 AM
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Re: The Beer Diet does not work
There is a big difference between losing weight and getting into shape.

You can lose weigh by cutting calories, but if the calories you eat are crap you are going to have a fatty, mushy, ugly body... even if you weigh less than you did before.

If you want to see your abs and get toned, you have to eat a low carb, high protein diet.

This is why you see thin girls at the beach or pool who still mysteriously have gobs of cellulite on their legs. It's because their calories are low enough that they are 'skinny' but they are not eating the right foods so they are skinny yet still fatty.
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Ah Fuck this Fat sonny girl just wept
On the other hand, I have different fingers.

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