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The Beer Diet does not work

 
T-1000
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05/13/2013 01:57 AM
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Do high fat, low carb.

Eat like a king while losing weight.

You can drink any distilled liquor (ie vodka) you like.

Low carb beer such as miller lite is fine also.

The older us males get the harder it is for out bodies to deal with sugar and carbs, it turns it all to fat and sends it straight to our bellies.

Search metabolic syndrome on GLP, there's a great thread to get started if you really want to lose weight.
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Ah Fuck this Fat sonny girl just wept
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Ah Fuck this Fat sonny girl just wept
 Quoting: silvervega


Huh?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Must be the beer talkin'.
"Birds of a shit feather flock together." - Jim Lahey, trailer park supervisor of the year.
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silvervega, nah she has a man.
No reason to drink. LoL

Last Edited by wisc_natureboy on 07/05/2013 11:29 PM
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25% of your calories from Vegetables, Fruits, Nuts and Grains
75% of your calories from yummy locally-made ales / beers

Less than 1750 calories a day with an hour of cardio and you lose weight.

LIES!!!


I've been on this diet for 20 years and I still don't have six-pack abs!
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


It worked for me. Bro. Stop yer bitchin' now.

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Well of course the beer diet does not work!

Come on now, if you're serious you know what you gotta do ;)

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Who came up with that diet?

What wlll work is 25% red meat and 75% beer.

If you wanna do fruits and nuts drink wine.

I'm joking kinda....
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it does not work for me.
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Well of course the beer diet does not work!

Come on now, if you're serious you know what you gotta do ;)

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 Quoting: Sloane


Head SW and hang out in the desert with you for a few weeks?
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Too funny.

A few years ago I saw them live.
As we got close to the theatre,
some of the smokers outside yelled and point at us:

Look it's Ricky and Lucy.
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Drink, substitute, drink, substitardthhh, drink, drink, drink, week of no booze, drink, 3 days sober, drink, drink, drunk------------------------------still----- holy fuck, gotta take a break. Eat vegetarian for a week and run everyday. Fuck yeah, drink, ---------week, dri.. fuck it. Wake up and make breakfast at 5 in the mo. Stop the drinking op, I'm right there with you. It's rough.
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Nothing wrong with being hearty. Fedor emilianenko is one of the best fighters on the planet and never had an athletic physique.
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07/05/2013 11:52 PM
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Have you added some energetic sex to your beer diet? Burns 100 calories or more for just 20 minutes of a good romp...
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Well of course the beer diet does not work!

Come on now, if you're serious you know what you gotta do ;)

thumbsup5:
 Quoting: Sloane


Head SW and hang out in the desert with you for a few weeks?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Yep - I'll have you juicing organic fruit and veg every day!

And slimming down with Vodka/Sodas chuckle

What's happening - school's out right? are you foot loose and fancy free?
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It's easy to lose weight, keep your calorie intake 500 UNDER your "maintained" intake and do 30 minutes of hard cardio every day. Jump rope is a EXCELLENT cardio that will make you gasp for relief, swimming is a another full body cardio, and road bicycling will rip your metabolism up.

I aimed for 2-3 pounds per week and so far it's working :D
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sadly yes, the beer diet does not work.
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It's easy to lose weight, keep your calorie intake 500 UNDER your "maintained" intake and do 30 minutes of hard cardio every day. Jump rope is a EXCELLENT cardio that will make you gasp for relief, swimming is a another full body cardio, and road bicycling will rip your metabolism up.

I aimed for 2-3 pounds per week and so far it's working :D
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16499015


OMG, that sounds horrible! tounge
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perhaps you are cheating)
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Well of course the beer diet does not work!

Come on now, if you're serious you know what you gotta do ;)

thumbsup5:
 Quoting: Sloane


Head SW and hang out in the desert with you for a few weeks?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Yep - I'll have you juicing organic fruit and veg every day!

And slimming down with Vodka/Sodas chuckle

What's happening - school's out right? are you foot loose and fancy free?
 Quoting: Sloane


Yum!

Nah, I took on a night class this Summer til the end of Aug.
I'd freakin' melt down there in the Summer anyway.

After that, Lookout!
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42775511


Tremblay (Julian) has a pizza joint on PEI.
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I beg to differ, but the beer diet works wonderfully. It gives you a nice pot gut, and a big ass to wrap around a bar stool. 20 years on this diet, and you'll look like John Goodman.
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25% of your calories from Vegetables, Fruits, Nuts and Grains
75% of your calories from yummy locally-made ales / beers

Less than 1750 calories a day with an hour of cardio and you lose weight.

LIES!!!


I've been on this diet for 20 years and I still don't have six-pack abs!
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


tRY DIFFERENT BRAND OF BEER !!
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perhaps you are cheating)
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Only in affairs of the stomach. ;-`)
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Champagne & Häagen-Dazs ice cream works, but your missing out if the bio organic fruits and steamed greens.
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^^^^ Champagne & Häagen-Dazs ice cream works, but your missing the bio organic fruits and steamed greens.
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I'd like to point out that a diet of beer and other alcohol, combined with greasy chips and pizza and a complete lack of exercise will result in a pleasingly aerodynamic mono-ab.

If one was dropped out of a plane, or indeed plunged into water, the mono-ab will win out every time:

In the case of water, you could surf on the thing assuming you are being dragged by a jetboat or merely use your enhanced flotation capabilities to rise to the surface like an otter or whatever the hell it is you guys have in the northen hemisphere.

If, however you somehow left a plane mid-air (by playing Angry Birds with the volume turned up and being stuck on the same level and getting thrown out by your even angrier co-passengers), you could coast downwards using your magnifically rounded front torso to negotiate the surging crosswinds, using your flabby arm batwings to control your direction.

See? It's a win/win situation. Drink more beer!
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I'd like to point out that a diet of beer and other alcohol, combined with greasy chips and pizza and a complete lack of exercise will result in a pleasingly aerodynamic mono-ab.

If one was dropped out of a plane, or indeed plunged into water, the mono-ab will win out every time:

In the case of water, you could surf on the thing assuming you are being dragged by a jetboat or merely use your enhanced flotation capabilities to rise to the surface like an otter or whatever the hell it is you guys have in the northen hemisphere.

If, however you somehow left a plane mid-air (by playing Angry Birds with the volume turned up and being stuck on the same level and getting thrown out by your even angrier co-passengers), you could coast downwards using your magnifically rounded front torso to negotiate the surging crosswinds, using your flabby arm batwings to control your direction.

See? It's a win/win situation. Drink more beer!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26505637


Too funny. Thanks for your post.
I know what the problem is.
No girlfriend, therefore not enough cardio. LoL.
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