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Message From God Found Hidden Inside DNA Sequence

 
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Message From God Found Hidden Inside DNA Sequence
Researchers at Harvard University announced today that they have found what appears to be a message from God written inside the human genome.

In a little-explored section of non-coding DNA, a team of top geneticists discovered a 22-word snippet of ancient Aramaic in which God confirms his existence and his role in creating life on Earth.

The stunning finding represents nearly irrefutable evidence of God's existence and his role in creating the process of evolution by natural selection.

The message was discovered when researchers noticed strange mathematical patterns appearing within a certain section of the genome.

For Heaven's Sake

"We knew the patterns weren't naturally occurring," explains Charles Watson, the lead scientist on the project, "but we couldn't come up with any convincing explanation for them.

"On a whim, we started cross referencing the patterns with language databases," he explains, "and we were shocked to find that the patterns corresponded to ancient Aramaic."

Stunned by its discovery, the team contacted language experts familiar with Aramaic - the language Jesus Christ spoke in daily life.

Entirely decoded, the message reads: "Hello my children. This is Yahweh, the one true Lord. You have found creation's secret. Now share it peacefully with the world."

Yahweh is the biblical name for the Judeo-Christian god.

Source: [link to dailycurrant.com]
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As much as I would like for it to be true....it was a joke by the author, did you happen to read the other headlines on the website? Nothing there is serious.
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chuckle

Honest mistake, OP. :)
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and the fullest most bitter irony of all lies within the FACT that science itself is the road going nowhere, fast...

when the tables are cleared and the next dispensation begins

nothing of all they've calculated and attempted to thusly set in stone, and/or set aside in their own cache of assumed superiority

will any longer apply
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AS THIS IS POSSIBLY THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS EVER, I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING TIRELESSLY AND CANNOT FIND THIS WATSON FELLA ANYWHERE...

I SEARCHED HARVARD DATABANK AND IF CHARLES WATSON IS THERE...HE IS HIDING...
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Researchers at Harvard University announced today that they have found what appears to be a message from God written inside the human genome.

In a little-explored section of non-coding DNA, a team of top geneticists discovered a 22-word snippet of ancient Aramaic in which God confirms his existence and his role in creating life on Earth.

The stunning finding represents nearly irrefutable evidence of God's existence and his role in creating the process of evolution by natural selection.

The message was discovered when researchers noticed strange mathematical patterns appearing within a certain section of the genome.

For Heaven's Sake

"We knew the patterns weren't naturally occurring," explains Charles Watson, the lead scientist on the project, "but we couldn't come up with any convincing explanation for them.

"On a whim, we started cross referencing the patterns with language databases," he explains, "and we were shocked to find that the patterns corresponded to ancient Aramaic."

Stunned by its discovery, the team contacted language experts familiar with Aramaic - the language Jesus Christ spoke in daily life.

Entirely decoded, the message reads: "Hello my children. This is Yahweh, the one true Lord. You have found creation's secret. I was only joking BTW
Yahweh is the biblical name for the Judeo-Christian god.

Source: [link to dailycurrant.com]
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Thats probably what it REALLY said.
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sounds to me as "the scribes" created he language FROM DNA...


words = spells / sigils (magik) = symbols = letters.

I have seen triple encoded sigils or "letters"...

letter of word / meaning all of it's own / a number
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Actually I believe it said

"You are welcome for all the fish."
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and the fullest most bitter irony of all lies within the FACT that science itself is the road going nowhere, fast...

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this is complete bullshiat..
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Researchers at Harvard University announced today that they have found what appears to be a message from God written inside the human genome.



so where is the link to Harvard University saying this


hm??
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Researchers at Harvard University announced today that they have found what appears to be a message from God written inside the human genome.



so where is the link to Harvard University saying this


hm??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40005446


Its a BS website like "The Onion".


OP got fooled.
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ime not saying its god,but its god, or alien gods, or fuck,another question
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[link to dailycurrant.com]
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Actually I believe it said

"You are welcome for all the fish."
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Nah. Remember God's last message to life in the universe? It was:

"I apologize for the inconvenience."
Three Bribes for the Democrats sneaky and sly,
Seven for the Bankers in their halls of gold,
Nine for Labor Unions sucking us dry,
One for the Liar Chief leaving us cold
In Washington D.C. where politicians lie.

One Bill to rule them all, One Bill to find them,
One Bill to bring them all and in the debt-ness bind them
In Washington D.C. where politicians lie.
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yeaahhhh

Ok peeps, for the LAST time -

the dailycurrent is a SATIRE site - NOT real news. It is humor, like The Onion or something - not real.

Now that doesn't mean something like this won't be found in our DNA, but if it is, it WON'T be reported by that site.
"It is better to be silent and thought a fool than to speak up, and remove all doubt." ~ Abraham Lincoln
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Researchers at Harvard University announced today that they have found what appears to be a message from God written inside the human genome.



so where is the link to Harvard University saying this


hm??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40005446


Its a BS website like "The Onion".


OP got fooled.
 Quoting: Forgotten



^^^^^^^^ THIS
"It is better to be silent and thought a fool than to speak up, and remove all doubt." ~ Abraham Lincoln
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Re: Message From God Found Hidden Inside DNA Sequence
IT DEFEATS HIS PURPOSE , if it were true, FOR GOD WANTS YOU TO FIND HIM, AND KNOW HIM, WITH OUT A GURANTEE IN WRITING.
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IT DEFEATS HIS PURPOSE , if it were true, FOR GOD WANTS YOU TO FIND HIM, AND KNOW HIM, WITH OUT A GURANTEE IN WRITING.
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Just remember the Babel fish...

grinning
Three Bribes for the Democrats sneaky and sly,
Seven for the Bankers in their halls of gold,
Nine for Labor Unions sucking us dry,
One for the Liar Chief leaving us cold
In Washington D.C. where politicians lie.

One Bill to rule them all, One Bill to find them,
One Bill to bring them all and in the debt-ness bind them
In Washington D.C. where politicians lie.
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Re: Message From God Found Hidden Inside DNA Sequence
They also showed that when you play the sequence musically that it plays the lords prayer.

This is proof. Don't try it yourself. Just take my word for it. If you can't disprove it, it must be true!!!

Invisible Pink Unicorns!!!
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Actually I believe it said

"You are welcome for all the fish."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22301087


Not fish, snake...


“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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If god existed then half the stuff that happens on this planet would not, that is why I don't believe in fairytales.
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 Quoting: Cr1ogeN


bump
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The initial translation was wrong, the re translation is as follows:

I cant believe you putzes are letting the tax man fuck you up the ass and blame me for it!! Man up and use the pair you were born with"

End of message
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 Quoting: Cr1ogeN


bump
 Quoting: sunspotkiller


Do you realize this is a satire piece?
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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That site is a fake news site!


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Our mission is to ridicule the timid ignorance which obstructs our progress, and promote intelligence - which presses forward.


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this is the beginning of sorrows
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NO, what it really said was: "If you find this, you have screwed up and the shit is about to get real."

ROFL!
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The truth of the matter is much stranger than the fiction that is put forth here on the DNA. In FACT, the BIBLE, itself, is the "hall of records" hidden in plain sight. My research over the last 40 years have made the Scriptures one of the most scientific books I have ever read. There is strong implications (facts if you dare to call them that) of the Scriptures being the most powerful quantum computer you can imagine. The structure of the Old Testament Sanctuary (when studied physically and not spiritually), ENTIRELY contains the light that is generated within by the gold-covered walls, floors, utensils, artifacts, etc. In other words, it IS a perfect representation of a fusion generator and contains unlimited information in a quantum format. I believe that someday it will be found to be the means by which we can escape this planet, this solar system, this galaxy and perhaps even this dimension. Every piece of prophecy seems to foretell of an unimaginable disaster happening in our part of the universe. It's consequence seems to imply that everything in our neighborhood (if not the galaxy itself), is going to be reduced to is basic elements by some (as yet unknown) catastrophe heading our way.\

In my own opinion, not only the DNA sequence is found to be in the Scriptures, the DNA structure of every one of us is found in there along with every aspect of our existence from past to distant future. A friend once pointed out his concept of a PTP (Prime Temporal Point) somewhere in the universe which contains all knowledge. We really don't have to go "out there" to find it. It is ALL contained in the Scriptures. This is why it "confounds the wise, is a stumblingblock to the Jews, and foolishness to the Greek."
The TRUTH is stranger than FICTION.

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