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Studies show women find men more attractive if they hold a guitar

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/08/2013 01:46 PM
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Studies show women find men more attractive if they hold a guitar
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05/08/2013 02:05 PM
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Re: Studies show women find men more attractive if they hold a guitar
i like guys like this instead:
macgun
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Guitar>>> Possible famous musician>>> Lots of money.
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05/08/2013 02:31 PM
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Re: Studies show women find men more attractive if they hold a guitar
People who play Guitar know this,
by Experience, since a long Time!

Chuckle

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05/08/2013 02:49 PM
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i can vouch for this entirely. started playing guitar when i was 10 and played till around 18. that entire time, i was a babe magnet. im 22 now, havent played since, and suddenly all the ladies disappeared
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05/08/2013 02:56 PM
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Re: Studies show women find men more attractive if they hold a guitar
This should be obvious. Females of all species are attracting to males on two basis 1) genetic health (attractiveness) and 2) social standing / providing ability. The role of the male is to provide and protect the female during pregnancy and several years after.

BLUF: Females are attracted to males based on how well they can provide for them during their child nurturing period. This mostly translates to MONEY.
BRIEF
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This should be obvious. Females of all species are attracting to males on two basis 1) genetic health (attractiveness) and 2) social standing / providing ability. The role of the male is to provide and protect the female during pregnancy and several years after.

BLUF: Females are attracted to males based on how well they can provide for them during their child nurturing period. This mostly translates to MONEY.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36133702


Most guys that play guitar are broke and drug addicts...
With freedom comes responsibility.

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05/08/2013 03:05 PM
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I have a guitar, I can't play it at all. I find just strumming it randomly and tuning it can attract women.
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05/08/2013 03:15 PM
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Guitar>>> Possible famous musician>>> Lots of money.
 Quoting: The Revelator777


In reality:

Guitar>>>99.9% chance broke musician>>>No muny.
Anonymous Coward
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05/08/2013 03:16 PM
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This is a facebook thread. Keep this shit off GLP please.
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05/08/2013 03:19 PM
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Scotty didn't know...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39507071


I find them more attractive if they hold a job.....
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05/08/2013 03:21 PM
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Most guys that play guitar are broke and drug addicts...
 Quoting: BRIEF


You don't get out much, do ya dumbass?
Shoot straight Johnny

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05/08/2013 03:22 PM
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Air guitar skills don't have the same effect, I've found.
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05/08/2013 03:23 PM

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Most guys that play guitar are broke and drug addicts...
 Quoting: BRIEF


You don't get out much, do ya dumbass?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27229787


You're a broke drug addicted guitar player, aren't ya dumbass?
With freedom comes responsibility.

I ain't voting for Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife.

Atheism: The indirect worshiping of God through the study of His creation, known as science.

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05/08/2013 03:24 PM
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I find them more attractive if they hold a job.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39349059


You have high standards in this economy. High standards... chuckle
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05/08/2013 03:25 PM
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Re: Studies show women find men more attractive if they hold a guitar
Tiny Tim had this figured out ages ago.

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05/08/2013 03:30 PM
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Re: Studies show women find men more attractive if they hold a guitar
Maybe the Main reason is "Harmony",
a Male who can play Guitar is able to
produce melodic Harmonies, this attract
everyone (even Cows produce more Milk
when they listen to classical Music!)
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05/08/2013 03:37 PM
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a Male who can play Guitar is able to produce melodic Harmonies
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39501726


I hear ya...

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05/08/2013 03:38 PM
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Does size matter?

Guitar size. :/
There must be a law that people can't lie.
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05/08/2013 03:40 PM
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05/08/2013 03:42 PM
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guitar := pussy magnet
Retired shill
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05/08/2013 03:43 PM
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Does size matter?

Guitar size. :/
 Quoting: Buck Zander


Yes, by my Experience a 12 String works always
while a Ukelele works only in the US and Japan!
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05/08/2013 03:57 PM
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Re: Studies show women find men more attractive if they hold a guitar
Charlie Manson had a guitar.
BRIEF
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Re: Studies show women find men more attractive if they hold a guitar
Charlie Manson had a guitar.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1319430


Right brained "thinker" which is why musicians, not orchestra, tend to be nutty tattooed druggies, and of course Liberals...

Last Edited by BRIEF on 05/08/2013 03:59 PM
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Atheism: The indirect worshiping of God through the study of His creation, known as science.

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05/08/2013 04:01 PM

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Re: Studies show women find men more attractive if they hold a guitar
Actually...


And please don't get all offended (did I really just say that?)


But...


I have this new-found fear that men holding guitars might be... bisexual. Or even downright gay. And likely not admitting it to themselves in 86.4% of cases.


It's scary and I don't think it's always been this way.


I'm scared. Literally.
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05/08/2013 04:06 PM
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Sounds like communist liberal women. Real women like hard working men, who can protect them. Not some limp-wristed heroin addict.
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05/08/2013 04:07 PM
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Re: Studies show women find men more attractive if they hold a guitar
Actually...


And please don't get all offended (did I really just say that?)


But...


I have this new-found fear that men holding guitars might be... bisexual. Or even downright gay. And likely not admitting it to themselves in 86.4% of cases.


It's scary and I don't think it's always been this way.


I'm scared. Literally.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Proper use of a guitar:



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Re: Studies show women find men more attractive if they hold a guitar
Charlie Manson had a guitar.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1319430


Manson certainly had no trouble attracting good looking women AND making them willing to do ANYTHING for him ...
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05/08/2013 05:07 PM
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Re: Studies show women find men more attractive if they hold a guitar
I can't lie, I find men who can not just "hold" it, but play it, quite attractive.

I also find men in Home Depot attractive. :)
BRIEF
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05/08/2013 05:10 PM

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I can't lie, I find men who can not just "hold" it, but play it, quite attractive.

I also find men in Home Depot attractive. :)
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


So, you're into beaners?
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I ain't voting for Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife.

Atheism: The indirect worshiping of God through the study of His creation, known as science.

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