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Secret to long life... BACON!

 
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105-Year-Old Texas Woman Reveals Bacon as her Secret behind Long Life

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Strangely, her key to longevity is bacon. Yes, you read it right; 105-year-old Pearl Cantrell loves to eat bacon and feasts on it almost every day. Her story, for sure, will be a subject of research for most health scientists.
 Quoting: [link to www.scienceworldreport.com]

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If this is true I'm going to live to be 1000.

fuckyeah
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- James Madison

“The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event. That said, there are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.”
- Marine Gen. James Mattis
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bacon
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“The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event. That said, there are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.”
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There could be something to that.
The chinese live for ever and they eat a lot of pork
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My grandma died back in 1972 right after eating some bacon. She was 59.
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My grandma died back in 1972 right after eating some bacon. She was 59.
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She must have not eaten enough.
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- Marine Gen. James Mattis
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My grandma died back in 1972 right after eating some bacon. She was 59.
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My Grandma ate too much bacon and died when she was six years old.
Tragic.
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The only thing better than bacon is more bacon
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If this is true I'm going to live to be 1000.

fuckyeah
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5a5a5a5a5a5a

fuck yea
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Paleo followers are obsessed with bacon
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The secret to eating tortured chunks of animal flesh is bacon.
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The only thing better than bacon is more bacon
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And you can never have too much bacon.
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hmm

maybe its not that blood that has attributed to my longevity

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BACON!
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I LOVE that!!!!!

Love bacon!
Don't get mad - Get a Pepsi!
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What is wrong with you people bacon is one of the worst things you can eat. Their flesh is full of tumers and tiny worms.
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My grandma died back in 1972 right after eating some bacon. She was 59.
 Quoting: Louis 39540119


My Grandma ate too much bacon and died when she was six years old.
Tragic.
 Quoting: Kudzu


Oh, that's it. Well, 31 years...and now you tell me. By the way, she preferred it raw - it was in Hungary...which is a country just east of Austria...which is..oh what's the point...
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Bacon is a magical thing.
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105-Year-Old Texas Woman Reveals Bacon as her Secret behind Long Life

[link to www.scienceworldreport.com]

Strangely, her key to longevity is bacon. Yes, you read it right; 105-year-old Pearl Cantrell loves to eat bacon and feasts on it almost every day. Her story, for sure, will be a subject of research for most health scientists.
 Quoting: [link to www.scienceworldreport.com]

 Quoting: Cybermerc


I love me some jowl bacon.
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What is wrong with you people bacon is one of the worst things you can eat. Their flesh is full of tumers and tiny worms.
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no wonder its so tasty

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They used to say alcohol was bad for you, and now they say wine is good for your heart. Now bacon is good for? What next, french fries give you super human powers!

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bqq and here she is~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Last Edited by zetuff on 05/08/2013 10:35 PM
I find life very interesting..
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:chandlerbacon:
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ban yourself for that picture...
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:bqq: and here she is~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Oh sh...
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Reminds me of that Denny's commercial I heard the other day...

"THAT'S TOO MUCH BACON!" ... "said no one ever"...
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bqq and here she is~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Oh sh...
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cocaine is a hell of a drug
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What is wrong with you people bacon is one of the worst things you can eat. Their flesh is full of tumers and tiny worms.
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Uh oh.... It sounds like someone needs another plate of bacon.
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My grandma died back in 1972 right after eating some bacon. She was 59.
 Quoting: Louis 39540119


My Grandma ate too much bacon and died when she was six years old.
Tragic.
 Quoting: Kudzu


pigchef
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Re: Secret to long life... BACON!
yep the paleo diet is what we were meant to eat. We got scared from all the stories but protein, right mix of fats are good for us and don't cause heart disease, inflammation causes heart disease. look up marks daily apple, tons of info on healthy diet/exercise. You can get daily emails and FB updates if you want as well. Very interesting well laid out writing.

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