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Secret to long life... BACON!

 
CommonCents

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yep the paleo diet is what we were meant to eat. We got scared from all the stories but protein, right mix of fats are good for us and don't cause heart disease, inflammation causes heart disease. look up marks daily apple, tons of info on healthy diet/exercise. You can get daily emails and FB updates if you want as well. Very interesting well laid out writing.
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bqq and here she is~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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"If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy."
- James Madison

“The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event. That said, there are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.”
- Marine Gen. James Mattis
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If this is true I'm going to live to be 1000.

fuckyeah
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^ This!

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A happy mind is a happy body. The mind and body are not separate morans. That is not to say you should inhale a cigar and eat 5 packs of bacon everyday. Unless you are really, really fucking happy.
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wrong ... propaganda again ... the snake eating it's own tail ... you eating the food that eats you ; etc.

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I had a Aunt that lived into her 80"s and she would cook 1 lb of bacon Every day of her life! She smoked also. I always felt the bacon may have done something popsitive as to this day I have NEVER known anyone to cook a full Lb of bacon 7 days a week and live so long... Also, her husband drank 1 coors light every day ( Only one never more) and he lived to 84. He had never been to the hospital till the last year of his life! Also he was know as uncle " Big" Jim so it aint like he was in shape!
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bqq and here she is~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 Quoting: zetuff


cannotbeunseen
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fuck man - MY EYES ARE BLEEDING
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Li Ching-Yuen
In a 1930 New York Times article, Professor Wu Chung-chieh of the Chengdu University discovered Imperial Chinese government records from 1827, congratulating one Li Ching-Yuen on his 150th birthday, and further documents later congratulating him on his 200th birthday in 1877. Correspondents from the New York Times in 1928 reported that the oldest residents in Szechuan claimed that their grandfathers had known Li when they were children.
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screw vegetables. BFFforever
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the ancient spice of life
wmMmw
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TERRORISTS don't eat bacon!!!
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bacon is a superfood
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TERRORISTS don't eat bacon!!!
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More for me then!

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My grandma died back in 1972 right after eating some bacon. She was 59.
 Quoting: Louis 39540119


She must have not eaten enough.
 Quoting: Cybermerc


rockonthats fkn right
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Bacon is a magical thing.
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danceyes it is....makes me want to dance.
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What is wrong with you people bacon is one of the worst things you can eat. Their flesh is full of tumers and tiny worms.
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no wonder its so tasty

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3635267


WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THEY WOULD TASTE SO GOD DAM YUMMY.
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05/08/2013 11:11 PM
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A happy mind is a happy body. The mind and body are not separate morans. That is not to say you should inhale a cigar and eat 5 packs of bacon everyday. Unless you are really, really fucking happy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35430172


Ah bro you got it right. What is the secret to long life? Easy living.
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05/08/2013 11:17 PM
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yep the paleo diet is what we were meant to eat. We got scared from all the stories but protein, right mix of fats are good for us and don't cause heart disease, inflammation causes heart disease. look up marks daily apple, tons of info on healthy diet/exercise. You can get daily emails and FB updates if you want as well. Very interesting well laid out writing.
 Quoting: CommonCents


Paleo = win :)

I still wander from time to time but trying to stick with the diet. The hardest part is finding a lot of variety.
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Re: Secret to long life... BACON!
BACON
NUTELLA
ICE CREAM
PIZZA
CHOCOLATE CAKE
CHEESECAKE
HAM
BURRITO
SHAWARMA
TUNA SASHIMI
KIMCHI
DRIED MANGO
GARLIC SHRIMP AND LOBSTER
PESTO
Don't talk like you know everything, dammit.

Because I do.
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05/08/2013 11:27 PM
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you guys are very disconnected from compassion, it seems.
pigs are supposed to have the intelligence of a 3 year old human child. they know they have been tortured every day of their miserable lives. and you are what you eat...
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you guys are very disconnected from compassion, it seems.
pigs are supposed to have the intelligence of a 3 year old human child. they know they have been tortured every day of their miserable lives. and you are what you eat...
 Quoting: new & improved


My food shits on your food.
"If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy."
- James Madison

“The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event. That said, there are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.”
- Marine Gen. James Mattis
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What is wrong with you people bacon is one of the worst things you can eat. Their flesh is full of tumers and tiny worms.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38737130


I hope you cook any bacon you eat! I have heard that so long it makes me sick. You have to know how to raise hogs, and those worms you are worried about, can't survive cooking until well done! I won't eat anything with a tumor on it!
Never seen a hog with one on it. Our family raised them most of my early life and never seen a tumor on one.

Cows do get tumors, they are bought at auction by hamburger joints.

You raise thing yourself and you know how healthy they are.

Eat meat, but plenty of fruit and vegetables, yard eggs and no vegetable oils or margarine! Work out or work hard, plenty of rest.

You live and eat like they did in the eighteen and early nineteen hundreds, good chance you will live longer. Mine great, great, great grandpa lived from 1817 to 1927 that was a long life. Some of the other great grand paws live to 105 or a little over. The ones that died early was from a gun wound, from the Civil War. The flu got some other but they weren't young.
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Long life, short life, it wouldn't matter. You could tell me bacon was going to shave 30 years off of my life and I'd still eat it...

After all, life is not really life without bacon...

jihad
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05/08/2013 11:46 PM
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Bacon is great, but has absolutely no place in a paleo diet, just google it.
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Re: Secret to long life... BACON!
BACON
NUTELLA
ICE CREAM
PIZZA
CHOCOLATE CAKE
CHEESECAKE
HAM
BURRITO
SHAWARMA
TUNA SASHIMI
KIMCHI
DRIED MANGO
GARLIC SHRIMP AND LOBSTER
PESTO
 Quoting: nightvisiongoggles


all at once?
damned
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My grandma died back in 1972 right after eating some bacon. She was 59.
 Quoting: Louis 39540119


She must have not eaten enough.
 Quoting: Cybermerc


1rof1
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There could be something to that.
The chinese live for ever and they eat a lot of pork
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bacon is full of nitrites & sulphites..

that stuff will kill your liver
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Just don't try and take the bacon away from this kid...

To the world I am just a number, but the Lamb of God He knows me by my name.
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If this is true I'm going to live to be 1000.

fuckyeah
 Quoting: Cybermerc


We are the Immortals.

highlander
 Quoting: The Comedian


Highlander, that won the Academy Award for like greatest movie ever...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."