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Secret to long life... BACON!

 
Saddletramp
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There could be something to that.
The chinese live for ever and they eat a lot of pork
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bacon is full of nitrites & sulphites..

that stuff will kill your liver
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I don't have to worry, the whiskey cleans all that bad shit right out!
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Re: Secret to long life... BACON!
There could be something to that.
The chinese live for ever and they eat a lot of pork
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3635267


bacon is full of nitrites & sulphites..

that stuff will kill your liver
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38984097


bsflag

[link to chriskresser.com]

The belief that nitrates and nitrates cause serious health problems has been entrenched in popular consciousness and media. Watch this video clip to see Steven Colbert explain how the coming bacon shortage will prolong our lives thanks to reduced nitrates in our diets.

In fact, the study that originally connected nitrates with cancer risk and caused the scare in the first place has since been discredited after being subjected to a peer review. There have been major reviews of the scientific literature that found no link between nitrates or nitrites and human cancers, or even evidence to suggest that they may be carcinogenic. Further, recent research suggests that nitrates and nitrites may not only be harmless, they may be beneficial, especially for immunity and heart health.
 Quoting: [link to chriskresser.com]


Last Edited by Cybermerc on 05/09/2013 12:01 AM
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Not for hogs.
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Here is the thing everyone overlooks with diets as related to longevity.
Everything adapts to its surroundings, some things faster than others.
If something is constantly changing the body cannot adapt to the changes fast enough.
If a person follows the same regiment with little deviation every day the body can adapt to the stresses and becomes suitable for the environment.
The most powerful minds and some of the most successful people have known this for a very long time.
Here are a couple examples, Einstein always wore copies of the same suit, and Dr. NakaMats who eats the same thing every day.
Here is a article about Dr.NakaMats.
[link to www.tofugu.com]
The more practice your body gets doing something the better it gets at it.
Variety is the spice of death!
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That woman was raised before they started putting crap in the foods.
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There could be something to that.
The chinese live for ever and they eat a lot of pork
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3635267


What is the average life expectancy of muslims?
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05/09/2013 12:09 AM
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Re: Secret to long life... BACON!
If this is true I am positive that her bacon was unprocessed like the crap they sell in Safeway. She probably kills her own pigs or something like that.
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Here is the thing everyone overlooks with diets as related to longevity.
Everything adapts to its surroundings, some things faster than others.
If something is constantly changing the body cannot adapt to the changes fast enough.
If a person follows the same regiment with little deviation every day the body can adapt to the stresses and becomes suitable for the environment.
The most powerful minds and some of the most successful people have known this for a very long time.
Here are a couple examples, Einstein always wore copies of the same suit, and Dr. NakaMats who eats the same thing every day.
Here is a article about Dr.NakaMats.
[link to www.tofugu.com]
The more practice your body gets doing something the better it gets at it.
Variety is the spice of death!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018225


So, if I only eat bacon and live in a bacon cocoon I'll live forever?
yeah
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- Marine Gen. James Mattis
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yep the paleo diet is what we were meant to eat. We got scared from all the stories but protein, right mix of fats are good for us and don't cause heart disease, inflammation causes heart disease. look up marks daily apple, tons of info on healthy diet/exercise. You can get daily emails and FB updates if you want as well. Very interesting well laid out writing.
 Quoting: CommonCents


Not too sure about the paleo thing.

YOu know, right, that the paleo people were lucky to live to 40?
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If this is true I am positive that her bacon was unprocessed like the crap they sell in Safeway. She probably kills her own pigs or something like that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39414894


[link to chriskresser.com]

The belief that nitrates and nitrates cause serious health problems has been entrenched in popular consciousness and media. Watch this video clip to see Steven Colbert explain how the coming bacon shortage will prolong our lives thanks to reduced nitrates in our diets.

In fact, the study that originally connected nitrates with cancer risk and caused the scare in the first place has since been discredited after being subjected to a peer review. There have been major reviews of the scientific literature that found no link between nitrates or nitrites and human cancers, or even evidence to suggest that they may be carcinogenic. Further, recent research suggests that nitrates and nitrites may not only be harmless, they may be beneficial, especially for immunity and heart health.
 Quoting: [link to chriskresser.com]

"If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy."
- James Madison

“The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event. That said, there are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.”
- Marine Gen. James Mattis
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Re: Secret to long life... BACON!
yep the paleo diet is what we were meant to eat. We got scared from all the stories but protein, right mix of fats are good for us and don't cause heart disease, inflammation causes heart disease. look up marks daily apple, tons of info on healthy diet/exercise. You can get daily emails and FB updates if you want as well. Very interesting well laid out writing.
 Quoting: CommonCents


Not too sure about the paleo thing.

YOu know, right, that the paleo people were lucky to live to 40?
 Quoting: berniemom2012


But, what killed them? It sure wasn't bacon.
"If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy."
- James Madison

“The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event. That said, there are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.”
- Marine Gen. James Mattis
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05/09/2013 12:14 AM
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Re: Secret to long life... BACON!
That woman was raised before they started putting crap in the foods.
 Quoting: Ms. Superduper


The toxins in food are bad but...if something becomes accustomed to consuming toxins it becomes immune or at least resistant.
Check out info surrounding fish in lake Erie and the connected waterways there are many species in many locations that are rated as unfit for human consumption because of toxins.
These fish have adapted to the environment over the years as the toxicity level has risen.
The species listed include varieties of perch which are a very frail species compared to say catfish. If they can adapt so can we.
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05/09/2013 12:18 AM
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What is wrong with you people bacon is one of the worst things you can eat. Their flesh is full of tumers and tiny worms.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38737130


no wonder its so tasty

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3635267


bacon shill!!!!!
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05/09/2013 12:20 AM
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yep the paleo diet is what we were meant to eat. We got scared from all the stories but protein, right mix of fats are good for us and don't cause heart disease, inflammation causes heart disease. look up marks daily apple, tons of info on healthy diet/exercise. You can get daily emails and FB updates if you want as well. Very interesting well laid out writing.
 Quoting: CommonCents


Not too sure about the paleo thing.

YOu know, right, that the paleo people were lucky to live to 40?
 Quoting: berniemom2012


I've read that is not true. Ave doesnt mean much unless you factor out the infant/child mortality rate which was high then among hunter/gatherers. Once you survived age 15 many lived to as high as 70's.

Paleo is generally just veggies, not much grains or sugars(they cause inflammation) and protein. Not sure why that wouldn't be healthy.
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eat pork
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- Marine Gen. James Mattis
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I knew it!

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That is hot! Made me drool on myself.
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- Marine Gen. James Mattis
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:chandlerbacon:
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whatever.

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bacon
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There could be something to that.
The chinese live for ever and they eat a lot of pork
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3635267


What is the average life expectancy of muslims?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38705577


speaking of which

why wont the muzzies touch that stuff?
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05/09/2013 01:04 AM
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They think it's "unclean". They a bunch of unbathed child molesting killers.
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:bacon:
 Quoting: Cybermerc


Yum
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What is wrong with you people bacon is one of the worst things you can eat. Their flesh is full of tumers and tiny worms.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38737130


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Re: Secret to long life... BACON!
I like Bacon wrapped Bacon with the little Bacon bits on it.

Followed by a side of Bacon.

For desert Bacon.
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bacon
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dasbier
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Too much bread.
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:bacon:
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dasbier
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Too much bread.
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lol
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Re: Secret to long life... BACON!
yep the paleo diet is what we were meant to eat. We got scared from all the stories but protein, right mix of fats are good for us and don't cause heart disease, inflammation causes heart disease. look up marks daily apple, tons of info on healthy diet/exercise. You can get daily emails and FB updates if you want as well. Very interesting well laid out writing.
 Quoting: CommonCents


Right mix = healthy. Only thing after that is not to eat too much like most people do (and get fat in the process ha).
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:bacon:
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dasbier
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Too much bread.
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so better

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yeah, clog those arteries, i'm sure you last long hahaha
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Bacon with a side of sausage please.
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