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Secret to long life... BACON!

 
Anonymous Coward
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Well at least we know Muslims can never take advantage of this. Lolololol.
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Re: Secret to long life... BACON!
bacon is the best cure for a hangover!

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Re: Secret to long life... BACON!
There could be something to that.
The chinese live for ever and they eat a lot of pork
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3635267


What is the average life expectancy of muslims?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38705577


speaking of which

why wont the muzzies touch that stuff?
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Muslim taxi driver told me once its because they think they are jews that were turned into pigs by god as punishment for trying to trick him by working on saturday
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Is it wrong to cook bacon at 3:30 in the morning?
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05/09/2013 02:33 AM
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bacon is the best cure for a hangover!
 Quoting: MusicMan3000


That actually doesn't make any sense. Putting oil into your body after consuming alcohol is the worst thing to do for a hangover. I am pretty sure any pleasant effects you feel after eating bacon is due to the undeniably delicious taste of it. There is not a single meat eater alive that does not like bacon.
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Highly recommend Nature's Promise, it's nitrate and nitrite free

and its f'in delicious
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:baconbacon:
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05/09/2013 02:46 AM
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What is wrong with you people bacon is one of the worst things you can eat. Their flesh is full of tumers and tiny worms.
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I think you are missing some of the steps. In the US, we always COOK OUR BACON!. Kills all of the worms and such.
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Is it wrong to cook bacon at 3:30 in the morning?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Yes, you should get someone else to cook it for you at that time in the morning as chances are you are probably too intoxicated to cook it yourself without burning the house down.
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Is it wrong to cook bacon at 3:30 in the morning?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Yes, you should get someone else to cook it for you at that time in the morning as chances are you are probably too intoxicated to cook it yourself without burning the house down.
 Quoting: Don't let them get you


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The secret to eating tortured chunks of animal flesh is bacon.
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Yea yea, cry more
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05/09/2013 02:56 AM
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Good post OP.
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Despite the good thread, I still feel this is...


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05/09/2013 04:25 AM
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Re: Secret to long life... BACON!
American bacon is quite unpleasant.
Too fatty and usually over-cooked.
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I never got into bacon. Or sausage! True story. :D
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Re: Secret to long life... BACON!
bacon is the best cure for a hangover!
 Quoting: MusicMan3000


That actually doesn't make any sense. Putting oil into your body after consuming alcohol is the worst thing to do for a hangover.
 Quoting: PigsInSpace


Maybe not to you but to scientists it makes perfect sense.

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05/09/2013 05:42 AM
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Isn't a pig bite real dangerous? It always get infected because pigs can't get rid of toxins? Pigs don't sweat plus they eat anything, is the reason I was told their bites are so dangerous.

I always heard this but don't know for sure.
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05/09/2013 05:44 AM
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Re: Secret to long life... BACON!
The Bacon Van knows this.
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05/09/2013 06:01 AM
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If this is true I'm going to live to be 1000.

:fuckyeah:
 Quoting: Cybermerc


that guy lived 32.
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Re: Secret to long life... BACON!
There could be something to that.
The chinese live for ever and they eat a lot of pork
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3635267


bacon is full of nitrites & sulphites..

that stuff will kill your liver
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38984097


Not if you buy organic, nitrate-free bacon. Applegate Farms rocks'm
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05/09/2013 06:04 AM
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that woman is a living corpse.
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Mmm Bacon bacon bacon.

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05/09/2013 06:19 AM
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I predict that she will die at about 112 due to cancer caused by eating bacon. But if she'd never eaten bacon she would probably live to 143.
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yep the paleo diet is what we were meant to eat. We got scared from all the stories but protein, right mix of fats are good for us and don't cause heart disease, inflammation causes heart disease. look up marks daily apple, tons of info on healthy diet/exercise. You can get daily emails and FB updates if you want as well. Very interesting well laid out writing.
 Quoting: CommonCents


MY OPINION HERE FOLKS, AND I'M NOT A DOCTOR:::I believe this to be true. Even Time magazine did a story on statin drugs saying they work against heart disease because they reduce inflammation, not because they reduce cholesterol. The side effects of statins are pretty bad though. Diabetics have a huge amount of inflammation from fluctuating blood sugar levels. This causes damage to the blood vessels and a high rate of heart disease, stroke, etc. Normal people also suffer from inflammation caused by blood sugars, although at a slower rate than diabetics. The low carb diet is the way to go for most people, along with antioxidants for inflammation. the rate of heart disease in the USA started to climb about the same time as hydrogenated oils like Crisco oil, grains, and more refined carbs were being consumed.
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American bacon is quite unpleasant.
Too fatty and usually over-cooked.
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I've had what you guys call bacon, we call it ham here in the US.
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What about a Combo? Bacon and Doom

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Re: Secret to long life... BACON!
i had a dash of salt to my bacon
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There could be something to that.
The chinese live for ever and they eat a lot of pork
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3635267


What is the average life expectancy of muslims?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38705577


5..4..3..2..1..BOOM!

I'd say it depends on the Jihad...
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05/09/2013 12:14 PM
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she must be a reptile that needs to eat human DNA or the closest thing to it to survive.
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