but the atoms are pushing it to reform. It is exerting upward force, and as it takes it's shape again, it sucks electrons into it.

such a massive object could easily store numerous lighting strikes.

This is why you can click a barbecue lighter again and again, for a billion times. It never runs out of electricity, it sucks electrons into it from the air everytime you let go of the trigger.

if you insulated the quartz it wouldn't not spark when compressed, it would maintain it's massive negative charge.

then the charge could be bled off and used for electricity. Whenever lightning struck it the quartz would pop back into shape with it's electric charge. Tesla remarked this process causes microquakes.

There are tunnels running through the inside of the pyramids, that suck charge up from the earth.

If there was a switch...in the middle...

the symbol for a transistor in electronic diagrams, is a pyramid.