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George Carlin on Praying for you bible tards

 
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Here the truth for once
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Does anyone really care what a dead man thinks?
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Does anyone really care what a dead man thinks?
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Stupid fucking statement. ahole
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Does anyone really care what a dead man thinks?
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umad bruh?
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Does anyone really care what a dead man thinks?
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umad bruh?
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Am I mad about him being dead?
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I love you George Carlin. People dislike him because he told the truth. Best comedian ever.
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Does anyone really care what a dead man thinks?
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This particular dead man or all dead men?

There have been some pretty great people throughout history and I would say that we do care about what they say.
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I love you George Carlin. People dislike him because he told the truth. Best comedian ever.
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....... a bit of contradiction here;

a good comedian? - maybe

told the truth? - LOL; a comedian only says jokes and comedies.

George Carlin - he was a spoiled chap from childhood, [read his story] who struggled with life to find a career until finally, he discovered what some audiences like to hear, then he said precisely those things.

George RIP - one day it will be our turn to go, better take care feed our soul with spiritual enlightment rather than with comedies.
“Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others. Past and present. And by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future...”
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Those who say that there is no God are but fools.
And yet, you uphold a man like George Carlin who mocked Jesus Christ and Our Creator. Why? To think that this man made millions all because he gave a mocking voice to the things that your disobedient spirit wanted to believe - whether or not they were actually true -is truly sad. May the Lord show you the extent of your faulty thinking and the animosity of your mind to your very own Creator. And only then will you experience the sheer remorse at ever having laughed and mocked along with Carlin. In fact, your laughter will turn to shame, then remorse then sorrow as you come to understand Jesus Christ's words when He said "Father forgive them for they know not what they do". By His grace and mercy is troubled humanity ever going to pull out of it's disobedience and rebelliousness. I pray sincerely that He draws you into repentance so that you may experience all of this, but even more beyond it - His amazing FORGIVENESS of every word that you ever spoke and every deed that you ever did. And in that day, may you come to PRAISE HIM.
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George Carlin was funny in his prime....then he just got old, mean, bitter and negative. Towards the end....it was all whining and annoying.....
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Those who say that there is no God are but fools.
And yet, you uphold a man like George Carlin who mocked Jesus Christ and Our Creator. Why? To think that this man made millions all because he gave a mocking voice to the things that your disobedient spirit wanted to believe - whether or not they were actually true -is truly sad. May the Lord show you the extent of your faulty thinking and the animosity of your mind to your very own Creator. And only then will you experience the sheer remorse at ever having laughed and mocked along with Carlin. In fact, your laughter will turn to shame, then remorse then sorrow as you come to understand Jesus Christ's words when He said "Father forgive them for they know not what they do". By His grace and mercy is troubled humanity ever going to pull out of it's disobedience and rebelliousness. I pray sincerely that He draws you into repentance so that you may experience all of this, but even more beyond it - His amazing FORGIVENESS of every word that you ever spoke and every deed that you ever did. And in that day, may you come to PRAISE HIM.
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I think its funny that you arrogantly claim to know what God wants what he thinks what he wants from you and what he actually is you have no idea he's just as much a part of God as you are ..stop and get off your high horse please and stop believing everything you read in a little black book that was made up by men who wanted to control other men and molested the last two thousand years to be what is today...stop living your life in fear and go out and experience new things and enjoy yourself and don't be afraid to take risks it really doesn't matter what you doing this life as long as you try to be a good person not heard others and help as much as you can pretty much the 10 commandments.which anyone who is a good person already knows and doesn't have to be told those things your born a good person as light or you're born a negative person in this life and its for a reason and when you die you come back again and again and again and again until you find me understand every situation on both sides negative and positive don't you understand there has to be negative without negative how would you know what was positive.I think God my mom and dad for not forcing religion down my throat and they didn't buy into it either and it's not because of them I think religion is a bunch of b******* in a crock!!!I actually went and I join born again Christian Church when I was 18 I went join Lutheran Church a Methodist Church and I took in all the different religions and at the end I could see there all b*******and [ people are scared of living your own life and need someone to tell them what to do.. very new souls or something happen to them growing up or they became drug addicts or alcoholics or sex addicts or something and that's why they went from one extreme to another and went the full throttle religion ..the guide you worship seems kinda like a big a****** to me wtfwtf

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I think its funny that you arrogantly claim to know what God wants what he thinks what he wants from you and what he actually is you have no idea he's just as much a part of God as you are ..stop and get off your high horse please and stop believing everything you read in a little black book that was made up by men who wanted to control other men and molested the last two thousand years to be what is today...stop living your life in fear and go out and experience new things and enjoy yourself and don't be afraid to take risks it really doesn't matter what you doing this life as long as you try to be a good person not heard others and help as much as you can pretty much the 10 commandments.which anyone who is a good person already knows and doesn't have to be told those things your born a good person as light or you're born a negative person in this life and its for a reason and when you die you come back again and again and again and again until you find me understand every situation on both sides negative and positive don't you understand there has to be negative without negative how would you know what was positive.I think God my mom and dad for not forcing religion down my throat and they didn't buy into it either and it's not because of them I think religion is a bunch of b******* in a crock!!!I actually went and I join born again Christian Church when I was 18 I went join Lutheran Church a Methodist Church and I took in all the different religions and at the end I could see there all b*******and [ people are scared of living your own life and need someone to tell them what to do.. very new souls or something happen to them growing up or they became drug addicts or alcoholics or sex addicts or something and that's why they went from one extreme to another and went the full throttle religion ..the guide you worship seems kinda like a big a****** to me wtfwtf


Well said Buckshot. Wilhelm Reich also tried to wake up some of us in his last book..."listenlittleman". Obviously and when you look around you...with not much success.

Cheers,
FF@F
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Those who say that there is no God are but fools.
And yet, you uphold a man like George Carlin who mocked Jesus Christ and Our Creator. Why? To think that this man made millions all because he gave a mocking voice to the things that your disobedient spirit wanted to believe - whether or not they were actually true -is truly sad. May the Lord show you the extent of your faulty thinking and the animosity of your mind to your very own Creator. And only then will you experience the sheer remorse at ever having laughed and mocked along with Carlin. In fact, your laughter will turn to shame, then remorse then sorrow as you come to understand Jesus Christ's words when He said "Father forgive them for they know not what they do". By His grace and mercy is troubled humanity ever going to pull out of it's disobedience and rebelliousness. I pray sincerely that He draws you into repentance so that you may experience all of this, but even more beyond it - His amazing FORGIVENESS of every word that you ever spoke and every deed that you ever did. And in that day, may you come to PRAISE HIM.
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I think its funny that you arrogantly claim to know what God wants what he thinks what he wants from you and what he actually is you have no idea he's just as much a part of God as you are ..stop and get off your high horse please and stop believing everything you read in a little black book that was made up by men who wanted to control other men and molested the last two thousand years to be what is today...stop living your life in fear and go out and experience new things and enjoy yourself and don't be afraid to take risks it really doesn't matter what you doing this life as long as you try to be a good person not heard others and help as much as you can pretty much the 10 commandments.which anyone who is a good person already knows and doesn't have to be told those things your born a good person as light or you're born a negative person in this life and its for a reason and when you die you come back again and again and again and again until you find me understand every situation on both sides negative and positive don't you understand there has to be negative without negative how would you know what was positive.I think God my mom and dad for not forcing religion down my throat and they didn't buy into it either and it's not because of them I think religion is a bunch of b******* in a crock!!!I actually went and I join born again Christian Church when I was 18 I went join Lutheran Church a Methodist Church and I took in all the different religions and at the end I could see there all b*******and [ people are scared of living your own life and need someone to tell them what to do.. very new souls or something happen to them growing up or they became drug addicts or alcoholics or sex addicts or something and that's why they went from one extreme to another and went the full throttle religion ..the guide you worship seems kinda like a big a****** to me wtfwtf
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Well said Buckshot. Wilhelm Reich also tried to wake up some of us in his last book..."listenlittleman". Obviously and when you look around you...with not much success.

Cheers,
FF@F


Who's on the high horse now? That paragraph is full of hypocrisy. Good job mixing in the failures of the Catholic church along with the rest of Christianity. You may not get it now, but after some time researching the big bang, primordial soup, and the lack of any evidence for those ideas, you may make that u-turn. Good luck.
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Haha what a muppet.

He's praying hard these days, just so you guys know, but he's praying in vain that's for sure.
He's also a Bibletard now.

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I love you George Carlin. People dislike him because he told the truth. Best comedian ever.
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That's he's an evolved cumbucket? Now that's what NWO really wants you tards to believe.

That poor deluded NWO slave bought the entire package:
The Myth of Evolution
[link to www.christ-saviour.com]

Cafflicktard, Evotard and Atheistard. Ponytail hippies. Zzzz.
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Does anyone really care what a dead man thinks?
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Especially when he realizes that he should have been praying after all.
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Here the truth for once
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The "truth" according to someone as equally doomed as Carlin.
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I love you George Carlin. People dislike him because he told the truth. Best comedian ever.
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I've liked some of his rants, particularly the last one he did about the government not giving a fuck about you.

When he was young his comedy was aimed mostly at the conservative and religious right. Towards the end he seemed to have a clearer take on the bigger picture, which was nice to see.

Nah, I really don't give a rats ass what he says about prayer, though. I've experienced the power of it.
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I hate this new form of TV, where talking heads pretend to have a discussion with each other.
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I love you George Carlin. People dislike him because he told the truth. Best comedian ever.
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+1
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I hate this new form of TV, where talking heads pretend to have a discussion with each other.
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clappa

First time for me to use clappa. You said it in a nutshell.
"This has all happened before and it will all happen again." **sigh**
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Don't forget the best one!
'Faith' is the acknowledgment that you have absolutely no justification for the silly shit you believe.
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I love you George Carlin. People dislike him because he told the truth. Best comedian ever.
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That's he's an evolved cumbucket? Now that's what NWO really wants you tards to believe.

That poor deluded NWO slave bought the entire package:
The Myth of Evolution
[link to www.christ-saviour.com]

Cafflicktard, Evotard and Atheistard. Ponytail hippies. Zzzz.
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Oh i see now is the christian church paying members to shill here ? Oh i get it !
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Interesting talk.
If you are really a christian, and you really have a born again experience, then stop trying to convince atheists and agnostics to change. Remember, what Jesus said, if someone does not receive you in my name, dust the sand off your shoes, and move on.

Can you change the chaff and make it wheat, you cannot. It is beyond the scope of this discussion, as to what happens to the chaff after the wheat is gathered.Wisdom is in accepting this fact and moving on.Remember, not everyone is called, not everyone is chosen.

Jesus said, wide is the gate that leads to destruction, and there will be many that will walk in it, and narrow is the way to heaven, and a few that will find it. It has already been predestined as to whose names are written in that book.

Ask yourself, can you change what Jesus said? No. God is not at all frantic, trying to save somebody whose name is not even written in the book of life, why then are you so concerned about their welfare, and who put you in charge of their welfare?

The whole purpose of God, in the drama called creation is to prepare a people who would follow Him, not out of compulsion, but out of a willing, contrite and humble heart. For that reason, he allowed evil spiritual beings to deceive the hearts of men, so that they would not see the truth and perish, unless they chose to voluntarily humble themselves and seek HIM.

The whole purpose of creation therefore is The Glory of God, and in it, to reveal the sons of God, and to crown them as Kings, Royal Priests and Lords, for all eternity after they pass the furnace of tribulation, affliction, persecution, and all manner of evil things being thrown at them by an evil, perverse and wicked generation.

Can you develop muscles, without weights or resistance training. These atheists and agnostics and all manner of religious deceived bigots, serve this great purpose of preparing you for that glorious destiny. The purpose, and divine role of these ungodly masses (immaterial of whether they believe it or not), is to prepare you (The genuine born again Christians) as Kings, Royal Priesthood,and a Holy Nation of God's glorious elect - The Elite of the Elite, for the Glorious victories ahead of you in Jesus Christ.

Don't judge an atheist, nor an agnostic. Only God is the judge, who judges our deepest motives, who searches the deepest corners of our heart.You look to Christ, and you will find all answers.

Now do you understand, as to why Jesus, always spoke in parables, WHY?????

It is so that, most people would not understand it. Yes, that is right. So, that those who claim that they can see, would never even see the faintest glimpse of the truth, while babes and little children (with pure hearts), will see it quite naturally. That is why Jesus, said, you have to be like a child, to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

Only those whose names are written in the book of life, may understand the code language, which is revealed to them by the Holy spirit, and is spiritual in nature and not intellectual

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