Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 2,081 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 618,133
Pageviews Today: 888,692Threads Today: 226Posts Today: 4,492
10:08 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer

 
antediluvian
User ID: 39551310
United States
05/09/2013 05:32 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
He could also kill you, if he wanted.
 Quoting: K.Kool

Sooo, logically, this guy should be dead by tomorrow

I'm pretty sure Jesus was Bi and took it up the ass... and gave it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30415655

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39551310



Not Jesus logically.
 Quoting: K.Kool


eh, tomatoe tomato
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39551310


Say "you" next time. I like to prove people
K.Kool

User ID: 23516047
Australia
05/09/2013 05:36 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
Christianity isn't like black magic you know,

you don't just drop dead because you say something crude and

stupid.

(shame about that, lol)
El_Duderino

User ID: 39268502
Spain
05/09/2013 05:36 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
He could also kill you, if he wanted.
 Quoting: K.Kool


Another example of why I hate religion.....

Thought he's supposed to be all loving, forgiving and shit.....yet people just twist it as they see fit.
Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regiment to keep my mind limber.
:Dudeism:
et
User ID: 39551310
United States
05/09/2013 05:38 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
Christianity isn't like black magic you know,

you don't just drop dead because you say something crude and

stupid.

(shame about that, lol)
 Quoting: K.Kool


Lol, true true. But if you say stupid shit, you probably DO stupid shit: see what I'm sayin?
et
User ID: 39551310
United States
05/09/2013 05:39 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
Christianity isn't like black magic you know,

you don't just drop dead because you say something crude and

stupid.

(shame about that, lol)
 Quoting: K.Kool


Lol, true true. But if you say stupid shit, you probably DO stupid shit: see what I'm sayin?
 Quoting: et 39551310


btw, pharaoh's do not practice Christianity.
K.Kool

User ID: 23516047
Australia
05/09/2013 05:39 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
Christianity isn't like black magic you know,

you don't just drop dead because you say something crude and

stupid.

(shame about that, lol)
 Quoting: K.Kool


Lol, true true. But if you say stupid shit, you probably DO stupid shit: see what I'm sayin?
 Quoting: et 39551310


Edit my comment

lol


I'm trying to be good.

Last Edited by K.Kool on 05/09/2013 05:40 AM
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 39500525
Spain
05/09/2013 05:43 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
Sacrifice Your Thread

:cross:
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


This!

For he washes away the filth of verbal sin!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 39500525
Spain
05/09/2013 05:43 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
Sacrifice Your Thread

:cross:
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


This!

For He boldly washes away the filth of verbal sin!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39500525
et
User ID: 39551310
United States
05/09/2013 05:45 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
Christianity isn't like black magic you know,

you don't just drop dead because you say something crude and

stupid.

(shame about that, lol)
 Quoting: K.Kool


Lol, true true. But if you say stupid shit, you probably DO stupid shit: see what I'm sayin?
 Quoting: et 39551310


Edit my comment

lol


I'm trying to be good.
 Quoting: K.Kool


:) no worries

I'm far more nonchalant than most realize. Honestly I move at light speed
K.Kool

User ID: 23516047
Australia
05/09/2013 05:47 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
He could also kill you, if he wanted.
 Quoting: K.Kool


Another example of why I hate religion.....

Thought he's supposed to be all loving, forgiving and shit.....yet people just twist it as they see fit.
 Quoting: El_Duderino



He is, that's why he won't kill the AC for saying that crude stupidity.
wink wink wink
User ID: 39551310
United States
05/09/2013 05:52 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
He could also kill you, if he wanted.
 Quoting: K.Kool


Another example of why I hate religion.....

Thought he's supposed to be all loving, forgiving and shit.....yet people just twist it as they see fit.
 Quoting: El_Duderino



He is, that's why he won't kill the AC for saying that crude stupidity.
 Quoting: K.Kool


Shhhhhhhhh, I'm not "him" yet. I'm still me.
K.Kool

User ID: 29400659
Australia
05/09/2013 06:19 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
The world is full of men (and even some women) who think they are Jesus, atm.

Just my luck, I've met a fair few of them.
This Man The Fool Nobody Found

User ID: 37930306
United States
05/09/2013 06:52 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
The forensic evidence does not indicate thread damage caused by Jesus.

The only threads that were "killed" match up with the spear of Longinus.


shroud12


The New Testament is non specific on which man is doing the thread sewing and ripping:


Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap."

-Galatians 6:7


hf
KOK & LOL
This Man The Fool Nobody Found

User ID: 37930306
United States
05/09/2013 07:03 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
On futher investigation, I stand corrected.

Yes, JESUS is The Ultimate Thread-Killer:


"And the veil of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom."

-Mark 15:38



hf
KOK & LOL
K.Kool

User ID: 29400659
Australia
05/09/2013 07:05 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
On futher investigation, I stand corrected.

Yes, JESUS is The Ultimate Thread-Killer:


"And the veil of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom."

-Mark 15:38



hf
 Quoting: This Man The Fool Nobody Found



Lol, I'm glad you saw reason.
antediluvian
User ID: 39551310
United States
05/09/2013 07:07 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
On futher investigation, I stand corrected.

Yes, JESUS is The Ultimate Thread-Killer:


"And the veil of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom."

-Mark 15:38



hf
 Quoting: This Man The Fool Nobody Found



Lol, I'm glad you saw reason.
 Quoting: K.Kool


Jesus only kills fake creations; which is why we're still talking lol.
My regards
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 39551310
United States
05/09/2013 07:15 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
On futher investigation, I stand corrected.

Yes, JESUS is The Ultimate Thread-Killer:


"And the veil of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom."

-Mark 15:38



hf
 Quoting: This Man The Fool Nobody Found



Lol, I'm glad you saw reason.
 Quoting: K.Kool


Jesus only kills fake creations; which is why we're still talking lol.
My regards
 Quoting: antediluvian 39551310


Aaaaand, then the thread dies putin

God this life is soooooo fuckin ironic
K.Kool

User ID: 29400659
Australia
05/09/2013 07:17 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
On futher investigation, I stand corrected.

Yes, JESUS is The Ultimate Thread-Killer:


"And the veil of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom."

-Mark 15:38



hf
 Quoting: This Man The Fool Nobody Found



Lol, I'm glad you saw reason.
 Quoting: K.Kool


Jesus only kills fake creations; which is why we're still talking lol.
My regards
 Quoting: antediluvian 39551310



afro


very cool, my regards to you, too.
Horus of the Two Horizons
User ID: 34531932
United States
05/09/2013 07:34 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
What about a mix of Jesus and conspiracy?

My research concludes that many sources, including the bible, clearly point to doom in December 2019.

We passed certain info up to various authorities and were told not to pursue it any further; so I assume various governments know at least as much as I do about it.

I expect the next 6 plus years to be very interesting.

[link to endtimesand2019.webs.com]
LSDreamer

User ID: 14896274
Australia
05/09/2013 07:37 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
:michimp:
 Quoting: the poop


The kind of jokes only stupid people laugh at.
Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it.
~ Christopher Hitchens.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 28966721
United States
05/09/2013 11:45 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
On futher investigation, I stand corrected.

Yes, JESUS is The Ultimate Thread-Killer:


"And the veil of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom."

-Mark 15:38



hf
 Quoting: This Man The Fool Nobody Found



Lol, I'm glad you saw reason.
 Quoting: K.Kool


Jesus only kills fake creations; which is why we're still talking lol.
My regards
 Quoting: antediluvian 39551310


Aaaaand, then the thread dies putin

God this life is soooooo fuckin ironic
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39551310


Aaaannnnd... It's back, just in time for lunch. Lol
Azeratel Axo

User ID: 37789886
Canada
05/09/2013 01:12 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
lmao





lmao
nzreva

User ID: 19624091
United States
05/09/2013 01:16 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
We will see how your thread goes. Not to well as of yet.lolsign
Holy_Diver

User ID: 20712268
United States
05/09/2013 01:29 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
buzz
:ritd:"You've been left on your own, like a Rainbow in the Dark" -Ronnie James Dio:ritd:
Azeratel Axo

User ID: 37789886
Canada
05/09/2013 01:31 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
buzz
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


I can tell I will need this smiley in the future
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 28966721
United States
05/09/2013 07:32 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
We will see how your thread goes. Not to well as of yet.lolsign
 Quoting: nzreva


Wait til Friday night... That's when the anti-Jesus crowd stumbles in :-)
TheWorldsEnemy

User ID: 39380198
United States
05/09/2013 07:54 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
shroud12
John 4:4 "because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world."
Psalm 32:1 "Blessed is he whose transgression is forgiven, whose sin is covered."
James 4:4 "Therefore whoever wishes to be a friend of the world makes himself an enemy of God."
John 15:18-19 "If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you. If ye were of this world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you."
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 38624289
United States
05/09/2013 08:28 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
You gotta understand, for these people, its all about Jesus, all the time, there is nothing else to them. He's the psychological projection of everything they wish they could be, but can't.

I wish they would at least use his real name when they're talking about him. Nobody ever called him Jesus to his face, that's a Hispanic name. The guy's name was fucking YESHUA.

These people must think the bible was written in English. I bet not a single one of them can read Aramaic. Maybe a few can read Hebrew or Greek. But they're happy to throw English bible quotes at you as if it's the unadulterated word of god. Never mind the lack of historicity, or the dubious origins of the original, untranslated bible books.

They never dig that far, because that would involve using reason, and they've turned off that part of their brain. They have to be told what to believe by an authority figure, whether it's their god, their priest, their parents, etc. The appeal to authority is the only form of argumentation they understand. Logic will NEVER reach them.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 39587085
United Kingdom
05/09/2013 08:29 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
Sacrifice Your Thread

:cross:
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


I will NOT REPENT
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28966721


Forgive them Father, they know not what they do

:scotjesus:
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


-_- *naked paul condemns you*
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 39432732
United States
05/09/2013 08:30 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer
Listen up morans, Jesus couldn't save his OWN ass, let alone any of ours!

 Quoting: Sae Tann 28966721


How do you figure?

News