JESUS: The Ultimate Thread-Killer

Say "you" next time. I like to prove people

Christianity isn't like black magic you know,

you don't just drop dead because you say something crude and

stupid.

(shame about that, lol)

Another example of why I hate religion.....

Thought he's supposed to be all loving, forgiving and shit.....yet people just twist it as they see fit.

Lol, true true. But if you say stupid shit, you probably DO stupid shit: see what I'm sayin?

btw, pharaoh's do not practice Christianity.

Edit my comment

lol


I'm trying to be good.

Last Edited by #KK# on 05/09/2013 05:40 AM

This!

For he washes away the filth of verbal sin!

:) no worries

I'm far more nonchalant than most realize. Honestly I move at light speed

He is, that's why he won't kill the AC for saying that crude stupidity.

Shhhhhhhhh, I'm not "him" yet. I'm still me.

The world is full of men (and even some women) who think they are Jesus, atm.

Just my luck, I've met a fair few of them.

The forensic evidence does not indicate thread damage caused by Jesus.

The only threads that were "killed" match up with the spear of Longinus.


:shroud12:


The New Testament is non specific on which man is doing the thread sewing and ripping:


Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap."

-Galatians 6:7

On futher investigation, I stand corrected.

Yes, JESUS is The Ultimate Thread-Killer:


"And the veil of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom."

-Mark 15:38

Lol, I'm glad you saw reason.

Jesus only kills fake creations; which is why we're still talking lol.
My regards

Aaaaand, then the thread dies

God this life is soooooo fuckin ironic

very cool, my regards to you, too.

What about a mix of Jesus and conspiracy?

My research concludes that many sources, including the bible, clearly point to doom in December 2019.

We passed certain info up to various authorities and were told not to pursue it any further; so I assume various governments know at least as much as I do about it.

I expect the next 6 plus years to be very interesting.

[link to endtimesand2019.webs.com]

The kind of jokes only stupid people laugh at.

Aaaannnnd... It's back, just in time for lunch. Lol

We will see how your thread goes. Not to well as of yet.

I can tell I will need this smiley in the future

Wait til Friday night... That's when the anti-Jesus crowd stumbles in :-)

You gotta understand, for these people, its all about Jesus, all the time, there is nothing else to them. He's the psychological projection of everything they wish they could be, but can't.

I wish they would at least use his real name when they're talking about him. Nobody ever called him Jesus to his face, that's a Hispanic name. The guy's name was fucking YESHUA.

These people must think the bible was written in English. I bet not a single one of them can read Aramaic. Maybe a few can read Hebrew or Greek. But they're happy to throw English bible quotes at you as if it's the unadulterated word of god. Never mind the lack of historicity, or the dubious origins of the original, untranslated bible books.

They never dig that far, because that would involve using reason, and they've turned off that part of their brain. They have to be told what to believe by an authority figure, whether it's their god, their priest, their parents, etc. The appeal to authority is the only form of argumentation they understand. Logic will NEVER reach them.

-_- *naked paul condemns you*

How do you figure?