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FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact

 
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SON OF A BITCH....Dr Astro is on vacation.....And doom on...Do i send federal gov taxes...Or say fuck it....FUCK THE GOV....DOOM ON.....


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I am open to any and all sides of a story but beware,I have a biased opinion from life experiences just like you.
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60 mile diameter!
Does not matter where you go on earth as we would all be screwed.
Just let it hit and be done with it already.
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60 mile diameter!
Does not matter where you go on earth as we would all be screwed.
Just let it hit and be done with it already.
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5.....Month.....Old.....Thread


It obviously missed us...lol.

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Thank you in advance for reading.

I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency.

Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer.

The end result:

This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days.


The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event.

The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast.

I will post more as I am able to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


Because this is a very fast moving "Dark Comet," visual identification is still only possible with even the most powerful optics. Proof will come shortly. I do not believe the government will make an announcment until the last day or so, since obviously they would not want to incite mass panic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


WHats the difference between mass panic with 2 days left or 2 weeks left? O thats right more casualties.LMAO
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Most GLP posts are fucking bullshit!!
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Dude you fucked up with the timing of thr impact... Thr devil is in the detail
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Everyone who claims an asteroid or a comet will impact the earth, have terrible spelling and/or grammar skills.

First learn how to spell, then learn how to troll. It'll make for a more believable thread.
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Has nothing to do with how intelligent someone is .
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Thank you in advance for reading.

I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency.

Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer.

The end result:

This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days.


The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event.

The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast.

I will post more as I am able to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


Looking all over for confirmation. Can't find anything anyone, OP.
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Re: FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact
Thank you in advance for reading.

I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency.

Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer.

The end result:

This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days.


The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event.

The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast.

I will post more as I am able to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


Looking all over for confirmation. Can't find anything anyone, OP.
 Quoting: homelessguy92


THIS THREAD IS 6 MONTHS OLD!!!! THERE WILL BE NO CONFIRMATION BECAUSE IT NEVER HAPPENED OR WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.
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well now this thread is special


hmmmm yeah i remember may 2013 like it was yesterday.....and apparently glp feels the same
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OP, you are either legit or a damn good fear-monger.

I am truly hoping for the second option.


peace
 Quoting: emerald_glow


Good lord, look at the date of the post, look at his posting history, look at his own contradiction over the supposed "date." There is nothing "damn good" about this stupid fear monger.
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OP, you are either legit or a damn good fear-monger.

I am truly hoping for the second option.


peace
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IT's a FIVE MONTH OLD THREAD , IS EVERYONE STONED?
 Quoting: LoPsIDeD


No, just exceptionally bad at discerning the truth.
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Re: FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact
Thank you in advance for reading.

I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency.

Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer.

The end result:

This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days.


The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event.

The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast.

I will post more as I am able to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


Then why the hell even debate the debt ceiling if THEY KNOW the comet will impact the earth? It sure isn't for show. Why not just say done deal and get ready to bug out? See, at this time, your story doesn't jive with current events. So....bsflag
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ok. let's call it 'the halloween comet' and see what happens.
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this has to be some sort of massive trolling or psyop because people cant be this friggin inept to not be able to see the post was made in May 2013 as in MONTHS AGO THE OP WAS WRONG MONTHS AGO


People just keep posting to it anyways, i would NEVER worried about aliens invading because they are going to see this forum and KNOW there is no intelligent life here.
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Most GLP posts are fucking bullshit!!
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wow i am glad that yu say that DR ASTROSHILL is BULLSHIT !! HHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAA...great ...perfect
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i guess the 60 mile wide projectile slowed down and parked somewhere out there.
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this has to be some sort of massive trolling or psyop because people cant be this friggin inept to not be able to see the post was made in May 2013 as in MONTHS AGO THE OP WAS WRONG MONTHS AGO


People just keep posting to it anyways, i would NEVER worried about aliens invading because they are going to see this forum and KNOW there is no intelligent life here.
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Re: FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact
Thank you in advance for reading.

I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency.

Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer.

The end result:

This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days.


The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event.

The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast.

I will post more as I am able to.
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My big hairy arse!!!
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Who pinned this bs?
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Who pinned this bs?
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hesright
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Who pinned this bs?
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hesright
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one of the mods who is likely dead from laughter would be my guess
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why the fuck is this shit pinned??

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Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regiment to keep my mind limber.
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Re: FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact
OP, you are either legit or a damn good fear-monger.

I am truly hoping for the second option.


peace
 Quoting: emerald_glow



IT's a FIVE MONTH OLD THREAD , IS EVERYONE STONED?
 Quoting: LoPsIDeD


No, just exceptionally bad at discerning the truth.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro



F*ck, I forgot to look at the date;... I know, my "sober mind" is far from perfect... but my intuition used to be really good. It seems I need to work on that, too...

On the other hand I am glad this is proved to be BS:-)


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I found out exactly what is wrong with OP:

Thread: I just drank a bottle of URINE will I get sick?
 Quoting: No More Lies


Funny shit......

Op states: Listen to me I'm a shill, I am a astrophysicist. I am honestly telling the truth. But I drank Pee.....

Get lost Op.
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Re: FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact
Thank you in advance for reading.

I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency.

Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer.

The end result:

This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days.


The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event.

The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast.

I will post more as I am able to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


B.S. no way anyone can say where it would strike within 200 miles. If this were true the final trajectory wouldn't be known, way to complicated to explain but BULLSHIT on this thread..

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